If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.