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Joined 07-31-06, id: 1104293, Profile Updated: 02-19-15
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Sekirei, and Harry Potter.

I only do hummor oneshot's I simply can't write a full multi chapter story I lose focus and forget where i wanted the story to go

I like to read:
Naruto (xovers)
Love Hina
Harry Potter (xovers)
Percy Jackson and the Olymians

I hate yaoi (I'm male nuff said)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Harem Doujutsu by MikeJV37 reviews
At age 10 Naruto gets a Doujutsu that lets him charm any woman. Alternate Universe and Characters, Fem Kyuubi, Power Naruto, Naru/Hina harem, straight/lez lemons and other adult stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,441 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Shinobi Skills Part Four: Erojutsu by Lobo Argost reviews
A Naruto harem fic that I adopted from Anonymous Nin. You know, I had originally intended to have this as ultimately NaruSaku but... I changed my mind. It's an actual harem. Hope you enjoy it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Lady Killer by Rob-cb reviews
what if Kyuubi wasn't evil? wat if she gives naruto a bloodline that can charm any female?. What if Naruto basically becomes godlike? Narutoharem. Love pairing Narutoxkyuubi NO YURI SO DON'T ASK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,079 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto's Crazy Crossover by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
naruto has a bad life until age 4, he get to live with the hyuugas, makes some friends with the uchiha....then dies at age 9, the death god gives a 2nd chance but naruto must train with all his ancestors...major crossover. check profile to see naruhinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,706 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Forbiden Life leads to a Forbiden Love by a Foolish Writer reviews
What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto the New Sennin by blackshadow1006 reviews
After the Kyuubi struck the Forth left instructions for Naruto to br trained by a Sannin and no its not Jiraiya,Tsunade,or Orochimaru its none other than HAtake Sakumo. Either Naruoc or NaruHarem Its AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakumo H.
Never Alone by madnarutofan reviews
At the age of seven Naruto becomes aware of Kyubi. Finding solace in each other's company, bonds are made and the future changes.In the end, the world of the ninja will be shaken to its core. KyubiNaru female Kyubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Light In The Darkness by Twiggy-Kill-Me reviews
[ON HOLD to focus on other fics]Naruto is no longer a part of konoha. What happened? And why are the Hyuga's and Aburame's leaving konoha? Naruto x Hinata andNaruto x “Female” Haku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U., Haku
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Voldemort's Letter reviews
Voldemort has sent a letter to Child Protective Services about our favourite green eyed black haired "brat who lived" one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The power of names reviews
What if names were more than just that but also held power What would happen to the snakeman everone loves to hate... your just on click away from finding out! so read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
WMD's? reviews
Minato asks Matsu about Weapons of Mass Destruction
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Naruto Signs of the Apocalypse reviews
Naruto's list of signs preceding the apocalypse
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
9 Tailed ramen reviews
AU 8 year old Naruto gets thrown out of the academy thanks to Danzo’s plotting, NaruAyame Discontiued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Naruto U.