A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?

Harry has been gone for two years. When he returns he's cold and different. And he's out for everyone that made him this way. WARNINGS INSIDE

Tom Riddle/Harry Potter Slash. What if Harry didn't want to fight Voldemort? What if he was fed up with the light side judging him constantly and wants to be his true self? The Slytherin side that he had squashed in a bid to fit in and be accepted? Realizing he never would...what of the prophecy? Could they overcome it? Will Voldemort even give him a chance?

Harry is abused by his uncle when three people pick him up. After seeing the abuse they adopt him and move. Their he meets his mate. But troubles always finds Harry. Harry also comes into his creature inheritance. Slash. mpreg. J/H

Harry jumps into a whole new adventure when he decides to take in a child. Not any child, but the You Know Who's kiddo. Why does he always gets himself into these things? New cover by Noni that can be found at bnkn(.)co, bnkn62(.)tumblr(.)com, @bnkn62 twitter and @tomarrymort twitter

Wade has more money (and time) than he knows what to do with, so when Weasel opens a strip joint it's only natural for him to check out the place. Watching Bambi perform is just an added bonus - and a good reason to stick around. EXOTIC DANCER AU

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

When Anderson harasses a kitten at a crime scene, Sherlock can't help himself. He brings her home. In secret, lest anyone complain. The romance will be eventual, sorry everyone. Very late gift fic for the amazing missmuffin221 P.S. Number of chapters is unchanged because I removed a 'missing a month' note, but there's a new chapter for you!

Rewrite of the series (going off canon after Hiatus) within a soulmates AU. Having your soulmate's name inked on your skin doesn't make life easy in any way. M to keep my options open, but I don't know if I'll earn it. Third installment for the Let's Write Sherlock trope bingo challenge, prompt soulmates.

Alternate season 3, Mary doesn't exist. For a case, the boys must pretend to be a couple and - succesfully! - go through couple therapy. For cover reasons, they're also sleeping together...in the same bed, that is. For H.I.A.T.U.S.' prompt "bedsharing".

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

I just wanted to do the right thing by her, if anyone deserved saving it was her. They made me choose and I did, I chose her. DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

Ichigo gets stuck under the mistletoe with his two best friends, Renji and Grimmjow. But it's just one kiss, right? Warning: Yaoi/Lemon/Threesome One Shot.

When Hermione was awoken by her husband screaming, she expected to find him captured by dark wizards, not facing off with a cockroach in their kitchen. Fluffy drabble.

The Dark Lord won; and it's all thanks to the Dursleys. However Petunia has a second chance to do better by her sister, and to change the future. Oneshot. This didn't go quite the way I had loosely planned but hey, it wrote itself so I'm not complaining. Mostly Marauder Era. Smart!Petunia

Bella remembers the Cullens but doesn't go into a depression thanks to Leah and Seth. Bella is turned by Victoria and they become best friends. She goes to join the Volturi and finds her mate in Alec. Leah and Seth come and visit Bella but keep it hidden from the Cullens. What happens when Bella is on a mission to observe the Cullens for creating a hybrid?

Harry Potter and Tom Riddle are enemies, born adversaries, prophesied leaders of opposite factions. 2001 to 1932, forty-seven days to change the fate of the Dark Lord. This is a 'Harry travels back in time to raise Tom' story. SLASH. TR/HP. Translation of a Chinese fanfic.

Edith Potter's life with her abusive family taught her two things. First - the only language some people understood was violence. Second - fear only lasts a generation; kindness lasts forever. The Girl Who Lived returns to magical Britain a cynical visionary; drawing in allies from all four houses for an end game neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort anticipated. Dark!Fem!Harry

It's April's Fool day, and of course it's time for pranks! (M will be earned much later)

My own attempt at the (somewhat cliche) "fairy tail members somehow get involved with Hogwarts" trope. M for a reason, which you would know if you've read my prequel. Dumbledore hires Fairy Tail to help as bodyguards for Hogwarts. It goes about as well as can be expected of the destructive group. Takes place post Tartaros, and in Book 6.

Tom Riddle, an avid listener of Mischief Managed with Prongslet, got mistaken for Pronglet's new co-host when on a tour of the station. Tom's maybe-not-so-little infatuation with Prongslet, whom he learned was named Harry Potter, is obvious to everyone but Harry. Even the listeners think they're together! How far will Tom be willing to go to pursue the man of his dreams?A/N:RadioAU

Bella thought she had her life mapped out until revelations about the Cullens keep her guessing. The family isn't what it seemed, but that might not be such a bad thing. One-shot, AU, non-canon, OOC, Bella/Jasper.

For the'change' prompt on sherlockchallenge. In a world of shapeshifters, Sherlock is a cat shifter having to deal with mostly shifters of the canine ilk. Their relationship can be rocky...or, surprisingly, not so much. Possibly pre-slash, but still considered romance because of my goggles. Dedicated to my awesome beta, Chrythwyn. You rock, love!

Edward never leaves Bella, instead he get intrested in another girl, she breaks his heart and he goes on his suicide mission anyway, Bella saves Edward, not for him, but for his family. Bella is actually quite pissed with Edward. Another certain vampire take interest in Bella. Will this trip to Volterra end well?

It's 1976 and the scene by the lake after the fifth year defence OWLs but instead of trying to fight back with magic, Severus snaps his own wand and throws it at Lupin's feet, announcing he's quitting Hogwarts. Alternate Universe. Rating 'M'. December 12, 2017: minor revisions to epilogues & notes.

AU after TEH. No Mary. Sherlock has a nightmare about his sleepless, torture filled nights in Serbia and wakes John up with his screams. John comforts him. Johnlock slash, but nothing explicit. More like the beginnings of a romantic relationship between them. One-Shot. Rated T.

"God, Sherlock, you've no idea. Absolutely no idea. I was ready, willing even, to bring London to it's knees to take Moriarty out." - There's nothing John wouldn't do for Sherlock. Rated for bad language.

For AtlinMerrick's challenge over on AO3, a short story about the boys being apart and missing each other very much...and the things they get up because of that.

Unilock. Sherlock is in a relationship with Jim, who abuses him (obviously). John is Mary's boyfriend, and tired of her lording her superior knowledge of languages over him. When they meet on a language-learning app, a happy end is guaranteed. Happy birthday, Missmuffin221!

When his mother trusted me with her son, she was passing the torch. The only one who could help him was me... (Finished)

That lift was really nothing special in and of itself. However, its high-end technology wasn't the reason why John Watson found himself taking that crappy lift every wednesday afternoon.

Marcus Flint tricks Oliver Wood into doing his dirty work for him, and has him scare off two quidditch captains that are paying way to much attention to Harry. Marcus Flint/Harry Potter

John manages to persuade Sherlock to participate to the Christmas Jumper Day party organised by Scotland Yard. For Sherlock Challenges' prompt Christmas and because I need a bit of laugh today. Finally completed, sorry everyone! '

Why can't Sting just leave Natsu alone? Modern/AU

Crack. And pwp. And weird body modifications. Or, how the Holmes brothers think they can work around John's denial.

For Sherlock challenge's prompt for this month: Experiment gone wrong. Sherlock shares his love of science with Rosie...and inevitably, Rosie follows his less than commendable footsteps. :-)

Sherlock babysits Rosie and decides to teach her things, like saying his name. Unfortunately, the littlest Watson makes it harder than it should be. According to Sherlock, at least. One-shot. Fluff.

John educating Sherlock about pop culture includes Torchwood. The results are auspicious.

For Devan's birthday, a fluffy parentlock tale. After a few happy years together, it's time to find Rosie's favourite fairy tale... but with her being their child, it should not come as a surprise if the result is unexpected. (Can't believe Rosie is not listed among characters yet!)

The Emerald Rose, once a girl being manipulated by traitors, now a woman married to a powerful Shichibukai and surrounded by a Family that protects their own. Safe and sound, happy and loved while loving in return, she didn't expected the traitors to dare call her back to them. Fem!Harry. Rated M to be safe! Picture not mine.

AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

Just a happy little snippet. After everything they've endured, the boys are finally together, and John asks. You know what. Happy birthday, Chrwythyn!

When John locks a door Sherlock carelessly closed, the detective was bound to want to get inside, even if that meant getting in through the metaphorical window. Well, when I say metaphorical... Johnlock

For this month's Sherlock Challenge on Tumblr. Prompt was 'smell'. After season 4, John is back in Baker Street...and one day he puts on his date night cologne. But who is he doing this for?

Joker/Harley/Bella. Bella's moves to Gotham at 21 and becomes entangled with the King and Queen of Gotham and they claim her as there Princess. Mature content. Set after Suicide Squad and pretend Waller is dead and the Squad was released.

What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

Ichigo learns not to push Zaraki Kenpachi's buttons, and Ikkaku is the hapless witness. Laughter ensues. Kenichi. Squad 11-centric.

Draco Malfoy was a strange child, even by wizard standards. Actually, no, scratch that, to say he was strange would be putting it lightly, to be frank, Draco was a insane pyromaniac who had already committed multiple acts of arson by the time he was five. Not that anyone would ever say anything about it of course. And knowing Deidara, for him this was downright tame.(Reincarnation)

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Discovering magic from an early age would be a brilliant thing for any muggleborn or muggle raised child. Being an abused child and discovering magic would be even better. Harry decided to make his life his own, and heaven help anyone who tries to stop him. Slash, dark but not evil Harry, eventual harem of both genders, manipulative/bad Dumbledore.

Bella is to marry Jasper Cullen per business arrangement with her father. Her life as she knows it seems to be over and she is struggling to find a way out of this nightmare. Who are the Cullen's? What are Jasper's plans for her? Will she survive?

After Harry Potter is told that he is a wizard and finds out that he has money, he decides to return to Diagon Ally and find a new place to live. I do not own the Harry Potter sandbox. It belongs to JKR.

Everyone in Konoha could tell you this, Hatake Kakashi is never on time, except if it's a life-or-death situation. So when he's in advance ? When he is, the world comes crashing at your feet. You can ask Kurenai and Asuma. FemHarry/Kakashi

The case is now at a standstill due to the 13-day rule. It is during that time that L receives a call from his parents. The task force quickly learns that they are quite the unusual pair. Non-slash, no gender bend. Continued in "Quite an Unusual Family" fanfic.

Harry Potter is adopted and raised in the Kurosaki household. He goes off to Hogwarts, and by the end of the year, Kurosaki Ichigo has had enough and goes off to inquire as to why his little brother has almost died multiple times over the course of the school year. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

John's birthday draws ever-nearer, and Sherlock is puzzling over the perfect gift to declare his feelings. Happy birthday, missmuffin221! Format now fixed - sorry about that!

"Father, it's me. I'm your daughter." Years ago, Loki fell in love with a spirited red haired witch on Midgard. He thought their twin children died the night she was murdered. But when a young redhead steps between the Destroyer and her uncle, begging him to help her brother, the future changes in more way than one. ON HOLD DUE TO WRITER'S BLOCK.

Birthday fic for tumblr user itsjohnlock - obviously, about one of Sherlock's birthday. Unrepentant fluff - or as much as I am able to. Hope you like, my dear!

Harry, the unknown twin of Christopher Potter, and Hermione, the mudblood, are looked down and are shunned by everyone. They don't care and just want to be left alone. Just what would their fifth year experience be if everyone ignores them? wbwl thief!Harry mute!Hermione Grey Harry/Hermione.

The world is regenarated and when the wolves wake up from oblivion they must continue their journey to paradise. But after years living with the humans, Toboe has a secret difficult to hide any longer. Toboe is a female and she's carrying a human pup. Rated T, might upgrade to M [Kiba x Cheza], [Hige X Blue], [Tsume X Toboe]

The next in my 12 Days of Christmas series. Petunia decides to buy little Dudley a Christmas gift, a pet from Count D's Pet Shop. "On the 9th Day of Christmas, I gave to Dear Harry..." (rated due to character death (Not Harry, though))

Retelling of the Andersen fairytale with the Sherlock cast. Warning for Dark!Molly (I have a soft spot for that version of her). Happy birthday my dearest Muse, Ennui Enigma! I hope you like your gift. :D (Bit of John/Mary but it ends in Johnlock, no worries!).

The real story of how Moody got his magical eye. ONESHOT

The boys are (finally) together - more than that, their anniversary is drawing near. A case seems to be the perfect way to celebrate - or not? Now with cover by the awesome missmuffin221! I'm over the moon!

Winglock AU. Sherlock is a freak, and he knows it. Then, he meets John... Last installment of the trope bingo challenge from Let's Write Sherlock. Now with awesome cover by missmuffin221! All hail to her!

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

"Would you like to come with me then?" were the fatefull words that would eventually lead to Harry's involvement with the Ring and the Fellowship. Struggling to regain his lost magic, Harry is thrown into a journey he had never expected, a journey that, in the end, would reveal a most strange connection. SLASH!

When Byakuya and Kenpachi are punished for a rule breaking private fight, they are sent into the precipice world on patrol...but little do they know they have just become research subjects in Mayuri Kurotsuchi's dubious experiment! Yaoi...Kenpachi/Byakuya...mpreg

An eleven year old Harry Potter has recently discovered the challenge that is Valentine's Day. What could go wrong? Harmony, H/Hr, Harry/Hermione, Cedric/Cho

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

When pureblood Sherlock went to Hogwarts, he didn't expect life to become quite so intense. Experimental gift fic to my faithful readers on my birthday.

After the wolves rescue Kiba from the poisonous smoke inside that large plant, Toboe has a few personal questions that Tsume decides he should answer... through example.

A case changes John and Sherlock's definition of impossible and forces them to deal with the consequences. Here be wolves. Cover by the awesome onebuttscratcher on Tumblr, who accepts requests, in case you want art of your own.

Written for my friend! Master Makarov, annoyed with Natsu and Gajeel's fighting, isolates them in a room to learn to get along...hm...I wonder what will happen...? WARNING: EXPLICIT AND STEAMY SCENES AHEAD! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE IMMATURE/TOO YOUNG FOR THIS CONTENT! DO NOT READ IF YOU DISAPPROVE OF YAOI OR LEMONS IN GENERAL! NO FLAMES, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ONLY! ENJOY!

"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

while fighting Voldemort Harry is thrown into a alternate universe where he suddenly find him self in the body of Severus Snape twin brother, now he got to find away back to his own time while protecting his big brother and destroying Albus Dumbeldore's evil plans

With a Ravenclaw oddity and a Slytherin prince, Harry takes seclusion in Forks, Washington, hoping to put the past behind him and move forward. But this seemingly harmless town is hiding a few secrets of its own. Full Summary inside.

Penelope Garcia goes over to Spencer and Derek's house and accidentally catches them in an intimate moment. Pen, the naughty girl she is, stays to watch the very steamy scene. From Garcia's POV. PART EIGHT of He's the One That I Want Verse.

The Avengers looked at Thor who was staring at the stomping man with eyes wide with shock. "Who's he?" Tony asked as his visor opened."Loki's husband," Thor stated dully and the others gaped. "WHAT!" SLASH, CRACK, RATED M FOR A REASON KIDDIES!

Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive. MAJOR AU. Rabastan/Harry. COMPLETE! 10/23

What if when Harry was brought to Hogwarts he wasn't what everyone thought of him? What if he has GAD? What if he landed in Hufflepuff and was shunned by all but one? The one who would help him overcome his GAD? WARNINGS INSIDE

Natsu really hates Valentine's Day. Basically because being a dragon slayer has it's down sides. YAOI (boy X boy) NatsuXGray. Really bad summary, but I don't want to spoil anything. (It's emotional, or at least I think it is) Finally added my strictly lemon chapter 2!

Spencer gets spanked, as requested by marlislash and Alexia on AO3. Slash. PART FIVE of He's the One That I Want Verse. Can be read as a stand alone.

What if the Deathly Hallows were always meant for Harry? What if Harry was the reincarnation of the God of the Bible? What if getting the Deathly Hallows reawakened his powers as God? What if that meant Harry was the new God... we're all f*****! Crack fic. Slightly OP Harry.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Laxus has to help Natsu in his heat. Little does he know that Natsu might have lied, but why? What's Natsu's reason? Yaoi! Natsu x Laxus!. M for a reason! (don't own the image)

Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry

When Harry and Dumbledore went to acquire the Horcrux, Harry never imagined that he would end up uncovering a dark family secret.

Edited -For reasons yet unknown, Harry is dropped into the Feudal Era as a normal person with no voice and only parts of his memories. With nothing else to do but freak out about the situation, he learns to accept the development of love between him and Lord Sesshomaru.

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

Grimmjow's amazing idea to combine work time and playtime was doomed to fail from the start. But each time seems to just keep on getting more extreme than the last. Yaoi, lots of lemons. COMPLETE.

Sherlock and John are called to take a case in which the corpses are all tied to a local club. The two go undercover for their investigation, and learn a lot about each other in the process. Follow as Sherlock and John study the case, study the club, and study each other. Johnlock BDSM fic.

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

Parentlock for the current Let's Write Sherlock challenge. Well, not exactly parentlock, but someone has a child and Sherlock gets involved. I thought he needed practice befoe having any of his own.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Riddick/Vaako pairing. Takes place right where CoR left off. I'm not that great at summaries but for the first chapter Vaako tends to his new Lord Marshal and finds something off about them both since then. Warning: Language, slash, sex.

Vampire AU inspired by the film 'Only Lovers Left Alive'. Sherlock and John have been married for centuries, and Sherlock just doesn't feel right unless they are together.

UPDATE: Only Moony is left Remus is gone, and Harry had to deal with the hard truth. set just after Sirius' death...

Sherlock has been conducting an expirement to get John into bed, and tonight it works Johnlock, slightly Dom!Sherlock and Sub!John

Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.

AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.

(...not so much anymore). The promised Johnlock version of Sherlock's return. I know, I'm starting too many fics, but all of them will be completed. Eventually. I promise. M to push myself into finally writing some sexy times...eventually. Again.

Sherlock and Greg go to a pub, hoping to catch an arsonist. They end up getting absolutely plastered instead. Really weird sex ensues. Explicit.

Ichabod Crane is fascinated by the Horseman and his Darkness, but still terrified that the dark figure will try to kill him. The horseman is curious about the man that faints at the sight of him, yet has the courage to fight the witch. When Ichabod returns his head to him the Horseman realizes that he has no desire to let the man leave.

Sub/Dom!universe. My idea of the slow and painful process of trying to make Sherlock Holmes into an obedient submissive. It's a very slow fic, but concentrates on Sherlock's clear lack of obedience and John's unrelenting patience. It will get hotter!

Poor Gray doesn't have a place to spend the night. Lucky for him, Natsu is willing to show some hospitality. This is yaoi (boy on boy) don't like, don't read! RESPECT. NatsuXGray fanfic.

It was stupid to get involved with a student in the first place. It was downright idiotic to get attached to them. But somehow, Professor Watson let himself fall in love with Sherlock Holmes anyway. Teenlock/Unilock. Sequel to, "The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections."

After seeing Snape's final memory, Harry realizes that Dumbledore planned for The Boy Who Lived to die all along. But Harry has a much better idea... Harry/Voldemort romance. Oneshot.

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

Harry is a product of his environment, a murderer by eight, reform school by nine, by ten he has taken out another problem. Now he is eleven and is headed for Hogwarts with revenge on his mind and cold steel in his hand. By twelve he has two wives and is building an empire.

During the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry is taken by the newly resurrected Voldemort. Long nights and many meetings over the summer, can Tom get Harry to see reason and come to the dark side with him? What happens if he succeeds? Slash, Mpreg, Dark!Harry

Kenpachi finds out what Valentine's Day is, which would have been nice if his 'surprise' wasn't so... him. Yaoi, rape, violence, one-shot.

Sasuke overhears Fugaku yelling at Itachi and decides to cheer him up later.

John wakes up to find his living room trashed and bright yellow, with Sherlock as the culprit. Warning: Spanking of a grown male...because we all know he deserves it

At the end of the Final Battle five years ago, many people needlessly died and now Severus finds himself haunted by the memory of one in particular.

John is confused about the nature of their relationship, Sherlock isn't being helpful. Rated M for wandering into dubious consent territory. Fluff at the end. You have been warned.

Set in the Scandal in Belgravia episode, where Sherlock seems unhappy to depart with his beloved bed-sheet. But why? A fic gifted to the glorious geekvsnerd. Contains M/M & Smut.

Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.

Spencer and Morgan argue in the car - but what is it they're actually arguing about? Poor Emily and JJ are stuck listening and they're not sure they want to find out. SLASH One-shot. Written at three am so pardon my corny humor. This is meant to be silly

Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.

During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.

Harry is eight years old, beaten by Vernon to the brink of death. Dumbledore cannot loose Harry, so guilt trips Severus into changing him. It isnt too long before Dumbledore starts manipulating them, and the true extent of his evilness comes to light. Fortunately for all concerned he ends up in Azkaban for kidnapping. Will they destroy the Horcrux's before its too late?

Summary: John is the undoing of an experiment...and Sherlock is the undoing of John.

Based on the fairy tale, "The Wizard Outwitted". 11 year old Harry Potter escapes from his uncle, and finds himself at the home and shop of the Evil Wizard, Voldemort. mention of V TMR /HP

Every little rule a member of the illustrious Malfoy family needs to live by in high society even if none of them truly made any sense to Harry no matter how much Draco explained them.

John Watson has had enough. Something has to give and it won't be him. Sherlock Holmes needs somebody to take him into hand.

When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.

Voldemort has taken Lucius Malfoy as his lover, what happens when teasing and one Harry Potter get invovled? LM/TR then LM/TR/HP

ONESHOT: Dom!Sherlock and Sub!John, written for livejournal prompt. Sherlock returns to John three years after The Reichenbach Fall, to find that his emotionally damaged pet still wears the collar he gave him. M Johnlock smut!

Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

What happens when Harry Potter is abused and the only people he finds he can trust are the Dark spies sent to watch him? What happens when a beating gets out of control and Harry is about to die? How can Fenrir Greyback help? OCC

Natsu is sick and tired of Gajeel picking on him ever since Gajeel joined the Fairy Tail Guild. So what happens when Natsu finally decides to confront the other dragon slayer? Gajeel X Natsu YAOI WARNING! 2-SHOT!

Harry's friends are up to something and he gets help from the last place he expected.Warnings SLASH!

Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?

A struggle to keep a dying relation burning, but how will Kiba tell the one person he loves the most?

Hermione gets smacked down.

Harry/Snape. It's something everyone needs sometimes, whether you're a specky, scrawny git or a sallow-faced, hook-nosed man with a sour expression. Not epilogue compliant, not in the least. Note: I don't own these characters.

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Spencer and Derek are yet again stuck in an elevator, but this time Spencer refuses to talk to the older agent. Can Derek make him? Slash.

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

Sequel to Brothers and Fathers. Tobias, Severus, and Harry are at Hogwarts and school is in session. But nothing can ever be easy for the Snape family.

Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.

Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?

Naruto has become a Hokage and Sasuke and Itachi have returned to Konoha. The brothers are forced to face their past and search for the peace that has eluded them for so long. Uchihacest

Dumbledore believes when he hands Harry potter over to the Dark lord as a spouse that every thing will work out for the better, what happens when Harry actually falls in love with his husband? Marriage, Mpreg, Slash.

Seeshomaru began a hunt for Naraku, what happens when the hunt turns around and Sesshomaru finds himself locked up in a far away palace being hunted in a different sense. Sub:Sess, Dom:Nara PAUSED, REWRITING CHAPTERS

Malfoy watches a man in the lake one night and soon finds his mind plagued with thoughts of him, and why is Harry Potter ignoring his friends and skipping classes? Whats with the kitten and who is Greg? When did Harry learn to sing? Completed!

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry is not the boy who lived. His brother, Henry Potter is. Yep, he's a stuck up git. Enjoy the bashing of him, James and Lily. LOL is nigh. It will also be a SuperHarry? story. The pairings will be HarryXLuna and OCXFleur. Rated M just to be Safe.

In one moment two boys made similar wishes, one didn't want to be alone, and one needed a protector. Fate has brought the two together granting both wishes and saving both lives from pain and lonlienss. Who is truly the angel? Has chan!

Lily, after her death, gets the chance to see all of the mistakes she made in life, by viewing the lives of other Lilys who DIDN'T make her mistakes. Most pairings are SS/LE, but there are some JP/LP and others.

Harry has to choose between marrying Severus Snape and receiving the Dementor's kiss. What will he choose, and what will the consequences be? Slash. Character Death. Oneshot. Lemon. Angst. ?/Harry. Onesided: Severus/Harry. Possible Sequal.

Are friends really worth the embarrassment that they put you through?

After being saved from his Uncle, Harry changes most everything about him... and just in time for a new Professor. LoganHarry M for language and sexual themes.

They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

Harry hates the Dark Lord, the Dark Lord hates Harry. But when the Savior of the wizarding world accidentally messes up a spell that turns them both into children how can they possibly substain that hate when they just agreed to become best friends?

Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.

COMPLETE Following tragedy in England, Harry and Sirius escape to Tokyo. Harry attends the prestigious Ouran High School, intent on keeping his head down, but the limelight has a way of finding him. HEAVY EDIT/PARTIAL REWRITE LANDING IN LATE 2018 See profile for updates.

Itachi has a surprise for Sasuke, while their parents are on vacation...Uchihacest Yaoi!

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

Daniel and Betty fic based in an AU where Bradford didn't die. Centers around the Meade family plus Betty. Rating has been changed. Due to content.

Two days in bed with nothing to do except drink nasty medicine and listen to your brother talk will take it out of you, Itachi realized. ItaSasu sort of

Toboe is eft confused after a dream about Hige. Hige has a heated dream too and is left aching for another wolf. ToboexHige slash. Warning: Contains lot s of lemony goodness!

Harry gets some surprising news. He was adopted. His father is alive and he has a brother named Severus Snape.

All Harry ever wanted was to have a family. When Fate and Destiny denied him this simple request, he took matters into his own hands. But not even Harry Potter is beyond petty revenge, and just what will Petunia Dursley think of her nephew’s family?

Harry Potter Naruto crossover. Inspired by Asuka Kureru's HPNaru ficlets. Itachi looks for Naruto at Hogwarts and finds, or rather is found by something else instead. Humor. Cleaned up and details added. Please reread.

What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...

Eppy the House Elf from Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody recites a poem written by the late, great Doris Wishman.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything

AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.

Drabble: hundreds of years may have passed, but Spike’s still making friends and influencing people…

KiTo WAFFy Yaoi. Toboe rescues a baby wolf, and now the baby wolf thinks Toboe is her mother. Then, the baby wolf starts calling Kiba her papa.

{TsumeXToboe}{A dash of HigeXKiba} A fic about Tsume and Toboe making out. (I was really bored) [PG-13 for making out, and Hige telling Kiba to grope him. XD]

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Revenge is sweet, especially if you do it yourself. And Harry finally gets to enjoy the sweetness of revenge-on the Dursleys. One-shot. RR please.