Hola, my dear-little-children-pretending-to-be-teenagers!

I am a very strange person.

Please do not stalk me,

smoke pot,

have sex before marriage,

waste your life in a job you hate,

worry about something that REALLY doesn't need worrying about, (suchasaskingsomeoneout,tellingyourlifeongBFFyou'regay,orcallingsomeoneforthefirsttime)

and yes. You see.

I suppose I'm supposed to be telling you-alls about myself. Well, guess what? I don't want to. Because one day a person shall show up at my door in a Curious George mask and shoot me because I misspelled something.

However, that will most probably happen nonetheless, so here we go.

I sing, I play drums, I'm attempting to teach myself guitar, I'm currently listening to The Edges Are No Longer Parallel by Morrissey, and I'm loving it and him. I don't write much fanfiction, to be honest. I'm mostly a reader. I like band ff, such as Cinema Bizarre, though they've been "on a break" (ha) for almost a year now.

I'm rather addicted to coffee. I like gigantic playplaces. I like Japanese rock bands, Korean pop bands, Isreali rappers, German hardcore bands, Finnish all-cello rock bands, and of course the lameass thing that we Americans call poppunk. I like chocolate also. Queen is the man, yo. Men. Whatever. Oh, and I'm a girl. I probably should have mentioned that earlier. Though I don't suppose there are too many guys on here, haha. I think Justin Bieber is an evil little wart. I think masculine looking girls are hot. I'm straightedge. I'm actually finding this much easier than I thought it would be, you now know some things about me that even my best friends don't know.

I think 30stmfriend is the most amazing female drummer ever, and she's kind of my idol. I think my big brother has beautiful eyes. I like wearing flannel "farmer" shirts with swoopy "emo" eyeliner. I think that's it's cold. I kind of wanna go brush my teeth. I hate it when someone I like cuts their hair and they're no longer sexy. (coughcoughKYLEcoughSTRIFYcoughcoughANDREAcough) Wow, I really need some cough medicine. Bye, bros. I mean sistahs. Oh whatever. I don't care. :) Have fun and don't shoot people.

No, I am not drunk, high, or excessively overtired. As I said before, I am straightedge. Do you dare question my sincerity? I ramble like this all the time. It's the reason people love me and the reason people hate me.

Bye, bros. I mean sistahs. Oh whatever. I don't care. :)

Have fun and don't shoot people.

MUSIC!!!!

Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Cinema Bizarre, Tokio Hotel (only their old stuff- I hate the way they are now), t.A.T.u, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Cure, The Killers, Muse, Black Veil Brides, She Wants Revenge, Killing Joke, Bowling For Soup, Basshunter, AFI, All Time Low, the Gazette, Dir En Grey, Shinee, Super Junior, Matisyahu, Queen, The Smiths, Billy Joel, Green Day, Simple Plan, Audioslave, Nevershoutnever, Anberlin, Apocalyptica, Askyla, Adam Lambert, Abandon All Ships, ABBA, Bright Eyes, Daeth Cab For Cutie, Unheilig, Rammstein, Hanni Kohl, We Butter The Bread With Butter, Breaking Benjamin, Boys Like Girls, Good Charlotte, Chiodos, A Day To Remember, Coldpay, Cobra Starship, Depeche Mode, The Postal Service, Owl City, Eminem, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, Fall Out Boy, Evanesence, FM Static, Tobymac, The Fray, HIM, Reliant K, Il Divo, Jimmy Eat World, Blue October, Nine Inch Nails, Silbermond, Josh Groban, Killswitch Engage, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Mason Musso, Mutemath, Nickelback, One Republic, Ozzy Osborne, Aerosmith, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Parade of Lights, Paramore, Pheonix, Plain White T's, Jack's Mannequin, RED, Skillet, Seether, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Selena Gomez, System of a Down, Timo Maas, Tune Up, Total Eclipse, Weezer, We The Kings, Yellowcard, 10 Years, 3OH!3, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

QUOTES!!!

"She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm." -Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Grey"

"I remember when we used to laugh/ about nothing at all/ it was better than going mad..."-Skillet, 'Those Nights'

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it's the quiet voice at the end of the day saying 'I will try again tomorrow". ~Unknown"To be yourself is all that you can do." ~ Audioslave
"Music is feeling then, not sound."~ Unknown

"Don't walk ahead of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me, and be my friend." ` Unknown

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror. " -Oscar WIlde, "The Picture of Dorian Grey"

I"t's just SO GOOD to be the tall one." ~Mason Tyler Musso

"You know how everyone always says theres no I in team? Well, there IS an M and an E!" ~ Adam M.

"The best things in life are unseen, thats why we close our eyes when we laugh, cry kiss and dream."~ Unknown

"Life is a canvas; either paint yourself a masterpiece or throw as much paint on it as you can."

"Music expresses that which is cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent." ~ Victor Hugo

"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for!" ~ Jack Sparrow

"You must do that which you think you cannot do." ~ Elanor Roosevelt

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." ~ George Santayana

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment-that was it." ~ Jack Sparrow

"The man who wins may have been counted out severeal times, but he didn't hear the reffree." ~H.E. Janson

"Stop it, you're making me blush like a pineapple!" ~Karen

"What is utterly absurd happens in the world."~ Nikolai Gogol

"When angry, count four. When very angry, swear." ~Mark Twain

"Everything is better in German! ...except the holocaust... "-Katy

"Yeah, I'm tri-curious. I like dudes, raccoons, and chicks." -Katy

"The singer lasts a season long, while the song lasts forever."-Unknown

"Shut and lemme see your jazz hands" -My Chemical Romance, 'Na Na Na'

STAND/ Up fucking tall don't let them see your back/ TAKE/ My fucking hand and / Never be afraid again. "-My Chemical Romance, 'Our Lady of Sorrows'

"A vandal is somebody who throws a brick through a window. An artist is somebody who paints a picture on that window. A great artist is somebody who paints a picture on that window and then throws a brick through it."~A-One

"Scotland Yard still insists that the man in the grey ulster who left for Paris by the midnight train on the ninth of November was poor Basil, and the French police declare that Basil never arrived in Paris at all. I suppose in about a fortnight we shall be told that he has been seen in San Francisco. It is an odd thing, but every one who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world."-Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Grey"

"When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had and never will have,"~ Edgar Watson Howe

"I'm not random, my brain just thinks faster that yours!"

"Don't roll your eyes at me like you're a Popular Chick!" ~Kathryn S

"Hold fast to dreams / for if dreams die / life is a broken-winged bird that can not fly/ Hold fast to dreams / for when dreams go / life is a barren field frozen with snow" — Langston Hughes

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, intead of bleeding, he sings." ~Ed Gardner

"So, there's batteries, and then there's electricity. Wait..Do batteries run on electricity?!?!??" ~Therese Villaca

"Looks like what drives me crazy / Don't have no effect on you--/ But I'm gonna keep on at it/ Till it drives you crazy, too." — Langston Hughes

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. -Oscar Wilde

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life- Oscar Wilde

I can’t help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. -Oscar Wilde

"Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets". -Oscar Wilde

(Yeah, I kinda love Oscar Wilde.)