Lucy frowned. "Hold on! Who said you could sleep in my bed?" Natsu returned her frown "We always share a bed. What's so different now?" Lucy pursed her lips. "We don't share a bed, you sneak into it once I'm asleep! And..." She paused slightly, a blush dusting her cheeks. "Well.. Happy isn't here.." Smutty/lemon-ny goodness! Now with alternate ending!

Life is hard when you're a succubus that's literally dying of starvation because you're too afraid to put the moves on your half-dragon best friend. Tossing in a descendant of Jack Frost, an overemotional siren, and several other mythological creatures only makes life ever more difficult. Paranormal AU. NaLu, Gruvia, and more.

Ceridwen Cousland was rescued by Duncan and brought to Ostergar to join the Grey Wardens. Unfortunately the last thing Ceri remembers is playing Dragon Age on her PS3. A slightly twisted re-telling of the Human Noble Origin.