GingeyBread
Hey I'm GingeyBread! And no my name is supposed to be Gingey, I did not spell Ginger wrong! I like reading and writing although I don't write very often. I like drawing too, i'm okay but i know better people!! I love the Harry Potter series and the PJO series, there both awesome! Also I LOVE Maximum Ride!!! On with my profile! Randomness 1. YOUR REAL NAME: ???? 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Siaizzle (Hehee, Siaizzle...) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Blue bunny 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Red Hot Chocolate (dusn't really work huh??) :/ 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Imaltda 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Francescca Anthony 7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Lily 8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Strawberry Anything and Everything!! (LOL) 9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Black Parrot ( I dunno if 'parrot' is an accessory but oh well!:D) 10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Francescca Twyn yr Eglwys 11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Dimsi 12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Bubblegum Choc-chip!!! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you swear to God that door RAN into you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the plural for moose should be meese, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile. If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Michael Jackson should've left his face alone, copy this into your profile. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a Wii and are lovin' every single minute of it, copy this into your profile! If you think that writing fanfics are fun, put this in your profile! If you have ever kneed youself in the face, copy this into your profile! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45,High.Fiving.Jesus, TwilightLuver2k40, NinjaMonkeyx, GingeyBread, If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now) If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that school sucks bigtime, copy this into your profile. If you have had long strings of dreams in short periods of time, copy this into your profile. If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile. If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is. If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, High.Fiving.Jesus, TwilightLuver2k40, NinjaMonkeyx, GingeyBread, If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your close friends are really funny, copy and paste. If you like to hang out with friends, copy and paste. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile. =D If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ARE a true friend, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s an ape? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Tell the truth and run. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a stick. Slinkey+Escolator=Endless Fun! If you can't convince them, confuse them. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs. A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws. Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? I ran with scissors, and lived! Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Ive done it for over half an hour!) If you're feeling random, and simply want your name put on a list, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list!: LostInHyrule, Bob D. Johnson, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, Zoezora,NinjaMonkeyx, GingeyBread An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If you like stuff that everybody else hates and don't care who thinks you suck because of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (SWAC, ALL THE TIME!! Zora:Revenge, Its kinda my thing right now! Wanna Get Some? LOL) A GOOD friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn how to run." A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 96 of people don't know that 40 of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile. Sunsets aren't consistent...IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste if you find this ironic-Reviews like this have been spotted on fanfiction: "Ur gramer an speling sux. Get uh btea, becus u nead won. Siriusly!" This is called a "blonde review" IF YOU GOTTA FLAME, PLEASE FLAME CORRECTLY! ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS : On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I thought it would be cold :() On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Why would a five year old be operating machinery?) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO WAY! I NEVER WOULD OF GUESSED) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (I thought you through the closed packed at people) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) If you're curious who actually STARTS these copy-and-paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! -If you think that one of your teachers is taken advantage of (Poor nice teacher), copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" "I didn't trip. I was just testing the gravity. It still works." Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! -If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. -If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. -If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. -If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. -EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile. -"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile. -If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. -2 percent of the fanfiction.net members are people who flame stories and who use their accounts just to accept complaints from people who they flame. If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. -If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile -The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OWSWACACQILFLD is Obessed With Sonny With A Chance and can quote it line for line disorder. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have it and are brave enough to admit that you are obessed. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. If you hate rap, copy this into your profile If you hate hip hop, copy this into your profile If you love Sonny with a Chance post this on your page If you love disney channel post this on your page To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. More Randomfulness Don't you just hate it when Santa uses the same wrapping paper as your Mum? I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross a road without its motives being questioned Don't you love that feeling you get when you prove a cocky person wrong? My Cooking Is Amazing ! Even The Smoke Alarm Is Cheering Me On :) I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. go into a restaurant* "would you like a table?" no, we'll just eat on the floor.." I know My family so well I can tell which one is walking up the stairs Parents call it "talking back" we call it answering your question... "if they jumped off a bridge would you do it?" you:"well how highs the bridge?" " I will bite you ." " No you won't ." "BITE" ... "Did you just bite me ?" "Yes , yes I did Mom: "How was school?" You: "Good." Mom: "What did you do?" You: "Nothing. Adding "ish" onto the end of a word when describing something Without school it's really hard to know what day it is When you say `dont look` everyone looks, but if you say `look` no one looks "Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma"- Punctuation saves lives. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ..."I wasn't joking." "Oh." *Awkward silence* If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :) Brunette: Look a dead bird! Blonde: *Looks up* WHERE!? ? Life's Unanswered Questions ? If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless? Can you cry under water? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do penguins have knees? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Can you slam a revolving door? If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? Can you read a picture book? If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? What shape is the sky? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. If you agree and nod along to all of these, you are a Sonny with a Chance mega fan and have to paste this on your page: 1. You called Sonny nice and are expecting some scented candles soon. 2. You can remember Sonny's number off by heart. 3. You quote Chad Dylan Cooper in real life. 4. You want to go to Lookout Mountain. 5. You know all the words to the Stop SPS song. What a legendary song :D 6. You adore Cupcake, even if he costs $40 an hour. 7. You think Chad Dylan Cooper really is the greatest actor of our generation. 8. You smile hugely when Chad gets jealous. 9. You think Channy is the greatest couple there will ever be. 10. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance. 11. Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself. 12. When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken. 13. You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube. 14. You just wish Channy would form already! 15. So Far So Great is always stuck in your head. 16. You think cheese pants are the coolest invention. 17. You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms. 18. Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO! 19. You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine. 20. Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad! 21. You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. 22. You suddenly want to go live in a vent. 23. Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco. 24. You know the difference between Coco Moco Coco and Moco Coco Moco. 25. You settle things by playing musical chairs. 26. You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast. 27. You can't say no to the kiss cam. 28. You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs! 29. You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real. 30. There are eighty shades of white. 31. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink. 32. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume) 33. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old. 34. Tawni Town is one heck of a town. 35. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy. 36. Not all proms end in disaster. 37. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not. 38. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts". 39. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings. 40. A mop makes a great present. 41. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable. 42. Anyone can pull off a weird beard. 43. Chicken fingers and ski ball are a great combo. 44. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese. 45. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it. 46. You should never let your co-star talk without a script. 47. Tween Choice Awards make great toilet paper holders. 48. If you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting. 49. You spend most of your time reading and writing fanfiction for Channy. 50. You answer your phone with "Let me hear you say HEEEEY!" 51. When you wanna show your friend something, you say check it out, check it out! 52. Instead of sandwich, you say sammich 53. You leave the room yelling 'PEACE OUT SUKAHS!" 54. You say a'ight in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion 55. Whenever someone acts OOC, you like to draw a circle in the air and explain the circle of life. 56. You laugh at people who say double duty (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) 57. You know the importance of having two phones. 58. You know it's serious if Chad cuts his massage to an hour. 59. Camp Hip Hop is better than the Chad Dylan Cooper Story. 60. You break up people by dressing up like Big Foot. 61. Syrup and feathers is the best way to prank someone. 62. To scare someone out of your prop house, you lure them into the arms of a rat that used up all your film. 63. You know to get a hug from Chad, you need to buy a box of cookies. 64. You joined the Blossom Scouts. 65. You know pacts are broken when you deal with a guy who hides cameras in gift baskets. 66. You cheer up people by making them a balloon animal. 67. You know Sonny will always do your science project if you act sad enough. 68. You always practice to be a tennis judge in the middle of the cafeteria. 69. You know why Zac Efron is banned from the Mackenzie Falls set. 70. You know, even if you deny it that you can fall in love with your enemy. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it. Congrats! You've reached the end of my extremely long profile! If you have read it all then you are completely insane and kinda sad! :) |
