Please do not send me messages promoting other writing websites- seriously, don't.

I’m a writer of nearly a decade, and FanFiction user of half that time, which is both embarrassing and amazing. I have a handful of works on here, but they’re all unedited crap (save for Mediator: Awakening) so try not to be so shocked by the poor grammar. Some will be deleted off FFN for relocation, and because they’re THAT bad.

Although my account is inactive 99.99% of the time, I do log in every blue moon to read old stories (throwback Thursday anyone?) or to check my Inbox. I’m probably going to someday regret having an account (I want to appear as professional when I somehow publish an original work, and because I’m going to have cringe flashbacks), but until then… [Shrugs]

I joined in August of 2012 (five years — can you believe that shit?) after searching something on a Star Wars: The Clone Wars character and ended up with probably a better answer through a – yes, you guessed it – fanfiction. I soon created a fanfiction of my own and finished it in ’13 or ’14 with a total of twenty-one chapters, but it is now under major construction and readying for a site relocation, along with its’ sister stories. Mostly because it takes a week for me to remember the damn password to this account.

As of November 20, 2017, all Padawan Series (which I originally wrote as Emerald. H) books have been deleted with one already posted on another site. Please PM me if you'd like to read it.

NOTE: Next person to send me a message promoting another writing site, I’m going to reach through this freaking screen with a Dark Saber.

Shows:

Lip Sync Battle

Expedition Unknown

Ghost Whisperer

Impractical Jokers

Ugly Betty

Once Upon a Time

etc

Movies:

Step Up

Avengers

Thor

Captain America

Iron Man

Pitch Perfect

Titanic

The Intern

Joy

Now You See Me

Fast and Furious

Harry Potter

Legally Blonde

The Devil Wears Prada

Wonder

etc

Bands/artists:

Evanescence

Lindsey Stirling

Aerosmith

Girls Generation

FOB

Three Days Grace

The Offspring

P!ATD

Monsta X

Blackpink

Etc

Books:

The Selection

Harry Potter

Hunger Games

Warriors

Maze Runner

Lying Game by Sara Shepard

Pretty Little Liars

PJO/HoO

The Perfectionists

Maximum Ride

Sarah Dessen books

Meg Cabot books

Winnie Years

Gallagher Girls

Mortal Instruments

the Clique series

Salt to the sea

Stay by Deb Caletti

Magnus Chase

Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

Park Eleanor by Rainbow Rowell

and so on!

I ship:

Darcy/Loki (aka Tasertricks)

Obiwan/Satine (Obitine)

Anakin/Padme (Anidala)

Ahsoka/Rex (Rexsoka)

Pepper/Tony (Pepperony)

Thor/Jane (Thane)

Jesse/Suze

Steve/OC (Steve Rogers and my character)

Clint/Natasha or Black Widow/Hawkeye (Clintasha or BlackHawk)

Bruce/OC (Bruce from Marvel, not DC, and it's with my character)

Robin/Star Fire

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Peeta/Katniss

Killian/Emma (Captain Swan OTP)

Robin/Regina (Outlaw Queen)

and I used to ship Rumbelle but that ship has long since sank to the bottom of the ocean

If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy and paste this to your profile...

98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're of of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you're a nerd and your proud, copy and paste this on your profile then run outside shouting "I'm a nerd and I'm proud!" till the neighbors tell you to shut up.

If you use the word YOLO a lot, copy and paste this on your profile... Then say YOLO.

If you think George Lucas needs to re-think about selling SW to Disney COPY AND PASTE ASAP!

If you're obsessed with LMAFO, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Captain America from the avengers is hot, copy and paste this on your profile.

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c( uu)

The Evil Bunny Shall Rule the World

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you have ever snorted while laughing copy and paste this to your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls rule now and forever. Copy paste this in your profile if you agree.

IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR

PROFILE.

If you know how to do the wiggle (a dance by LMFAO), copy and paste this on you're profile.

[Ways to get kicked out of Walmart!]

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor... Copy and paste this if you found this hilarious.

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of reach of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

on a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying a