History has proven how the depths Inquisitions go for the greater good. Imprisoning, interrogating, and torturing heretics under suspicion of being a spy. Exhausted for all they could acquire from her, they left her - forgot her. Buried with Haven, only compassion would save her.

A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they're gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn't care whose life she's ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick. (Narrator/Rick oneshot; contains adult language and detailed anatomical descriptions.)

"W-Well, Summer and-and- well, I-I mean, we were wondering, s-since Mom doesn't talk about, y'know, uhh, Gr-Gramma, would you tell us about her?" or Rick's Forced Jaunt Down Memory Lane (during the events of S2 and leading up to S2 finale).

When a woman shows up, asking for Rick, announcing she's dying, questions begin popping up. Most of the story takes place in a flashback, each chapter starting with a bit from the present. Rick/OC

Willy Wonka loves his spare time alone. Lusting after a woman he's known through a magazine. What will happen when they meet? What will happen when they finnally get to know eachother?WillyOc Rated M for a reason.