"Because strangers always have the best candy."

This is a joint account between fluff and smut. No. Seriously, we're just two girls who love boys who kiss other boys.

We're here to write and be free and just spam the world (and to publish stuff we're not brave enough to put in our own accounts).

Now, for the introductions!

Name: This is Confidential. So let's just go with "Hey you" :D (Thing 1)

Fandoms & Favorite pairings: Gah. Well... FFVII (Zack/Cloud, Sephiroth/Genesis, Reno/Rufus) FFDissidia (Cloud/Squall) FFVIII (Zell/Squall, Seifer/Squall) Kingdom Hearts (Leon/Cloud, Riku/Sora, Seifer/Hayner, Axel/Roxas, Zexion/Demyx) Junjou Romantica (Nowaki/Hiroki, Usami/Misaki)

Favorite food: Bread. Especially if it is the type that makes your teeth feel like they're going to fall out

Favorite song: Cadence by Anberlin

If I had one wish I would: World DOMINATION. Duh.

Other: Teehee. I topped x3

xoxo

Name: For a $1 you can call me anything you want baybeh... (Thing 2)

Fandoms & Favorite pairings: FFVII (Sephiroth/Zack, Sephiroth/Cloud, Sephiroth/Genesis [Yes, I whore Sephiroth out] Rufus/Reno, Tseng/Rufus, Reno/Cloud, Zack/Cloud) KH (Leon/Cloud, Riku/Sora, Axel/Roxas,Zexyon/Demyx) Junjou Romantica (Hiroki/Nowaki)

Now if I went crazy and dared to involve het pairings -gasp- then; FFVII (Cloud/Tifa), Fushigi Yuugi (Tamahome/Miaka) Hmmm I think I need more het pairings :/

Favorite food: Chocolate ice cream with bananas. Or spicy popcorn. Or popcorn with cheese. If you haven't tried any of this, I feel sorry for you. You have not lived.

Favorite song: Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks

If I had one wish I would: Wish for world peace. Ha! No. I would wish for Sephiroth to be a real boy and that he was a liar so his...could grow. Or something like that so let's just go with world peace for the moment.

Other: Apparently this makes me the bottom in the relationship.

Disclaimer: We don't own anything, we just like taking characters and making them say naughty stuff. So just to put it out there, our stories will have smut, fluff, naked bodies rubbing together to create delicious friction, weirdness, manly tears (lots of them), angst, and anything else you can think of. Also, yaoi. If boy love is not something you like, please move along and don't flame us.