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 Author has written 1 story for Once Upon a Time. Kartoffelkopf - Translation: Potato Head (An apt description of myself) Female. 24. U.S. Navy - CTI. My favorite television shows (in no particular order) are: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Lost, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, Fringe, Downton Abbey, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, Bleach, Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, Farscape, Wallander, and Einsatz in Hamburg. I am also an avid reader (mostly of science fiction and mysteries). I frequently play video games, as well (mainly JRPGs). Ships: |
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Sequestered by I.heart.mean.girls reviews
Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,096 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,941 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Kinship by Trufreak89 reviews
An unusual school project throws Emily Fields together with fierce rival swimmer, Paige McCullers. What was supposed to be a simple exercise in team work ends up leaving her second guessing everything she thinks she knows about the other girl…
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,469 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Emily F., Paige M.] - Complete
Living It by Queen Nan reviews
Amy's family is fractured to the breaking point when Lauren reveals her 'secret' out of spite. Not even her spiteful future step-sister could have predicted just how bad things would go. Not everyone is as tolerant as their high school and Amy? Amy isn't faking it anymore. Karmy endgame
Faking It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Amy, Karma]
Bound by colormetheworld reviews
"Could she do it? Is she brave enough?" (trigger warning for abduction, abuse, PTSD, trauma) Note the rating.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,130 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - J. Rizzoli - Complete
She Opens Doors for You by wherewestandisnowhere reviews
When Maura starts to notice all the little things Jane does for her, she is faced with her feelings for the brunette and a possible friendship changing decision. One-shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
- by colormetheworld reviews
many have asked that I upload this here from tumblr. it does not have a name. it is very, very close to my heart. Please treat it kindly.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,052 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 230,000 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
In the Dark (Count Mistakes) by endgirl reviews
Piper grapples with who she is and what she has left, if anything, in the weeks following her breakdown. Alex/Piper, set after season one. Complete.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,066 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Piper C., Alex V.] Tasha J./Taystee, Nicky N. - Complete
Fire by birdharp reviews
"Some say the world will end in fire, / Some say in ice. / From what I've tasted of desire / I hold with those who favor fire." -Robert Frost
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Angela R., J. Rizzoli, Jo Friday, M. Isles - Complete
Curse You and Your Dinner by highheelsandchocolate reviews
Absorbing an evil curse into your bloodstream has a few side effects that no one was expecting, least of all Regina. Set immediately after episode 2X9 "Queen of Hearts". Swan-Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,940 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Men Without Shirts by Laatija reviews
Oliver tends to run around shirtless and Felicity is easily distracted - which, in this case, is a good thing. Missing scene for episode 115: Dodger.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow - Complete
Movie Night by socks-lost reviews
It's a typical movie night Thursday for the pair, only Maura can't help her wandering thoughts. Fluff-ish. No longer a one-shot. Will be three chapters long. (Three-shot?)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Lucky to Have Her by sociallyawkwardpenguin reviews
Maura is having a bad day. Jane gets hit on the head and makes Maura cry. Maura stays with Jane in the ER, and Jane tells Maura she really, really loves her. Bad breath, a shared toothbrush, and Rizzles. Oh and fluff, because I love fluff. Set sometime before Jane finds out Casey is back in town.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/18/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Synergy & Symbiosis by ArcadiaArden reviews
Sometimes it is within your ordinary that you find the extraordinary. Rizzles. Winner of Best Comedy from rizzlesfanawards! Thank you to everyone who nominated and voted :)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,219 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
It's Complicated by socks-lost reviews
Because when you try to move into a different kind of relationship with your best friend things become a little complicated, especially if neither of you know that's what you want. Mild language. Spoilers up to 3x03. COMPLETE.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,536 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
A Ledger Squared In Blood by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
This is the sequel to The Debt. Read that story first or this will make little sense. Emma prepares to head home to Storybrooke filled with questions, anger and pain about Regina's actions, as she figures out what to do next. Swan Queen again ... eventually.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,810 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
what have we given? what the thunder said by deemn reviews
Dominick takes Jane on a Thursday. Tag for Episode 3.7 Crazy For You. Shipping if you squint.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Space Between by milk3002 reviews
Deals with what happened between the rescue at the reservoir and Maura's coming home. Episode 3x2. Rizzles
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,741 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Trust by gf7 reviews
Branch and Vic cuffed together in a barn. It's not sexy, but it is revealing.
Longmire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Vic M., Branch C. - Complete
Calamity Jane Meets Dr Isles, Medicine Woman by JoBethMegAmy. my homegirls reviews
An AU set in the Old West. Why? Because I want to know how a proper, aspiring female doctor would react to a driven, hard-as-nails woman on the range. They don't know it yet, but Maura's fiancee just met his match.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,873 - Reviews: 3215 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Debt by Scribes and Scrolls reviews
Set just after the curse breaks, Emma hunts down Regina, who is preparing to flee. Sparks will fly. Eventual Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,610 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Someday by Dianaprince89 reviews
Jane ties Maura's shoe. Fluff.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 4,938 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Decent Exposure by aposse reviews
The five times Jane and Maura had "awkward" physical encounters with each other, and the one time they didn't.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,910 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Kissing Quinn Fabray by vondrunkaton reviews
Quinn comforts Rachel after Finn says something oafish. Rachel is surprised by how sweet Quinn is. There's also some making out in delicious detail. Fluffy getting together fic, rated somewhere between T and M. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
One Day, Six Ways by aolurker reviews
Thought out the course of a day, there are many ways to tell someone you love them without actually saying the words.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/4/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Sleepwalking by ADharmaBum reviews
Jane's been sleepwalking and Maura helps find out why.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Wisdom Teeth Weekend? by fredsavage reviews
Jane helps Maura when she gets her wisdom teeth removed, they both realize some things.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Latvian Gambit by VisualVibes reviews
Maura is attracted to intelligence. Who knew Jane was so smart? Part 3 of 3.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Jane, Maura and the Trunk of a Car by Alucino reviews
After a bet with Frost, Jane and Maura climb into the trunk of a car. Things happens. - Based on tweets written by @JaneRizzoli on Dec 19, -11.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/30/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
We're A Pair by goldflecks reviews
When it finally happened, it happened fast. Just a fast and furious one-shot to make up for my other story being so sloooooooooooooooow.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/29/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
I Want To Hold Your Hand by EppieG reviews
: I know next to nothing about science. I have not read any of the novels. Any impression I have about Maura's motivation, back-story or nature come strictly my observation of the series and from my imagination :
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Are We Best Friends? by AdmHawthorne reviews
Maura comes over after a bad blind date and spends the night. Rizzles. Rating for language. Co-Written with Googlemouth
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/25/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Silent Night by winegirl reviews
Story starts at Christmas but goes WAY beyond in the development of Jane and Maura's relationship. Some chaps should probably be M.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,672 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Lion's Paw by AdmHawthorne reviews
Jane hurts. Maura helps. One Shot
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Pheremones by Mione of Ravenclaw reviews
Maura has something that Jane wants. Rizzles, of course.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,912 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
Power of Love by WritinAngel22 reviews
How far would you go to save someone you love? Takes place where the season finale left off. Jane does the unthinkable and this causes Maura to see her in a different way. What will happen to their friendship? M language and later chapters
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,100 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Tired of Bleeding by cj2017 reviews
An episode tag to See One. Do One. Teach One. Going out for drinks just didn't seem to be the end of the story...
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Seduction of Jane Rizzoli by Lear's Daughter reviews
Written for an RI fic exchange on LJ. Circumstances force Maura to realize she's in love with Jane. What does she do next? Rizzoli/Isles
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/27/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,839 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Questions of Identity by sailor8t reviews
Maura's confused. Jane's not. Inspired by Anika Moa lyric, "if you find me, don't give me away".
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Hero by sailor8t reviews
Maura stays with Jane while she recovers from being shot. Yeah, I know, I suck at summaries, and will gladly change any of them if you can give me one that's better.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Under Covers Champion by ArtandLies reviews
Jane finds herself in the back seat of Maura's car after a night of debauchery. Inspired by the infamous tweets.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Bass Isles: Matchmaker by quiethearted reviews
For those of us who know who the true star of the show is. Bass refuses to go along with Maura's plan to find Jane a boyfriend. He has plans of his own.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/15/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Cicatrices by babydykecate reviews
Maura/Jane femslash. Short scene continuation for ep 8, dealing with Jane's scars on her hands. Spoilers for "I'm Your Boogie Man", S1E8.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Consider It by Dartxni reviews
All her life, Jane has been told she was a lesbian. Character Study
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/20/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
I Wish I May, I Wish I Might by fembuck reviews
Rachel and Ivy have a girl’s night out, but things don’t exactly go according to plan. Rachel/Ivy, Ivy/Rachel, femslash
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night reviews
A storm hits Storybrooke. Henry asks about the identity of his father. Emma tries to avoid the question while helping Regina keep the town afloat.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete