A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.

Marceline is a notorious assassin. Princess Bubblegum is her target. AU. Rated M for violence and some sexual content.

[Ectofeature] AU where Billy is an alive, fashion crazed employee at a clothing store. When he runs into an aspiring director, things start to get a little more interesting. Fashionista Billy idea from Episode 22. Title by Amy-Kate-chan Storys, and cover illustrated by pumpkinghasart.

A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.

You wrap your free arm around yourself tightly, your existence narrowed down to the point of contact between your ear and your phone. He's been missing for a month, and you're just now finding out why. And that does it, you're moving up with him to take care of him, because you can't let him be so far away from you anymore.

There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola

After hearing about a ghost sighting at the local haunted house, John is more than a little excited to go on just one more amateur ghost hunting trip. Dave doesn't even believe in them, but he'll go anywhere as long as John keeps smiling at him like that. DaveJohn Halloween AU.

On November 8th, John was diagnosed with lung cancer. He cried. You held him.

Marceline was forced to grow up when her dad left her with a caretaker as a little girl. Bonnibelle's main focus in school is her role as the student body president. One day the beautiful Student body President stumbles upon the wonderful jet-black haired girl by a song she was playing. Marcy and Bonni are falling hard but can they make it work? Just to be safe rated: M

John Egbert is a young vampire prince, kept shielded from the world by his caretaker Jake English, as according to his father's dying wish. But when John is targeted by the same paranormal hunters that wiped out his clan, how is Jake to keep him safe from a threat he has no way of tracking down? Especially when the threat might be a lot closer to home than he ever thought.

Plenty of people that collect things. Buttons, weird rocks, creepy dolls, y'know . I kind of picked up a habit of collecting relationships, collecting peoples affection. I was an addict. I couldn't stop. Until the was one kid that made me screw over everything I'd built up. I let it all crumble to win his affection and I messed up. (JohnDave Humanstuck. I don't own homestuck!)

The Strider and the Egbert social scenes were connected only by a few entirely random threads, and even then just barely. Their paths had crossed for the first time at a party, and from that point on they become close, slipping slowly into something more than friendship. Rated T for sexual implications, drug and alcohol use, swearing. Cover photo of Tumblr user son-prince-charmant.

When the scheming Vampire king attempts to play a trick on an unsuspecting Gumball, he gets much more than he bargained for. Instead of a fun prank,he gets sexy dreams and nervous around the prince, and feelings begin to surface... (Rated M for Sex and language)

Trigger warnings: Self-harm, major character death, sexual orientation-based slurrs. Dave Strider can't fight them anymore. They're right about everything. So he begins to take it out on himself. Based off of this fancomic: necrohomocon dot tumblr dot com/post/42654942292/dave-i-had-no-idea-im-so-sorr y/

"I had done more than and acrobatic fucking pirouette. I was a fucking Olympic diver, vaulting off the board, performing an entire fucking ballet mid-air before completely missing the deep end." Dirk wanted a cat. Something easy and low-maintenance. And then he bought a dog, which turned out not to be a dog. Rated M because buttsex.

Dan self-harms and is anorexic. Can Phil help him battle his demons, or is he too tightly held in their grip? (Phan) WARNING: may be triggering.

Dirk saves Jake from going into his land without a mask (again). [Not gonna lie, this is just an excuse to write porn.]

Fionna wakes up one day to find herself not in her body but the body of the Vampire King himself! How can this work and will the two be able to stand being in each other's body?

"Even the darkest space isn't complete without the warm and bright sun." Rose has been admiring a tour guide in the science museum who gives wonderful space tours. With some motivation, she steps into the story instead of spectating. (HumanStuck Kanaya AU)

Fionna has decided she's ugly, and Cake can't do anything to convince her otherwise - so it's up to the totally sexy and way cool Marshall Lee to show her how beautiful she is. Fiolee oneshot! Rated for sexual themes and junk.

This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.

"You'd make a great plush toy. You're all cute and squishy." Marshall Lee figured why not, he's already teased her once, might as well rile the adventuress up some more. "I would cuddle you all day long," he sneered. She gave him a dirty look. "I am not your plush toy." FioLee, one-shot, complete. R&R. Happy Holidays everyone!

You only wish you knew what you were waiting for, because the idea of waiting for someone who you're not sure even exists is just too much to think about, despite your yearning and despite your years.

Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.

You are Dave Strider, but you're not the Dave Strider that these kids recognize as their friend, as their Knight of Time.

"This is exactly why teenage boys shouldn't be forced to share a bed, Dave decided." Dave/John slash, fill for the kink meme, oneshot.

Dave is a pizza delivery guy. When John doesn't have enough money to pay for his pizza, they decide to come to an agreement on how John will pay for this... DavxJohn. Plot-less SMUT.

All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John