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Belle's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Starring Pokemon's Farting Bianca, just as they leave Route 1, the cute, blonde Bianca and her Oshawott bump into White/Touko/Hilda and her Tepig. But when Hilda farts in front of Belle by accident, it sparks a flare in Bel's eyes, leading her to... wait a minute, it's passed 123 chapters? Dear lord, how in the world did this story about Bianca farting manage to reach 100 chapters?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 52,063 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bianca/Bel, Iris, Keldeo, Genesect - Complete
Princess Peach's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud, smelly, and brassy farting abilities in spite of her innocently royal looks, but can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with Mario? Find out, along with a huge, wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting, ten gassy years later!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 101 - Words: 58,310 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Peach, Daisy, Toadette - Complete
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
For You by BaneGirl124 reviews
"This can't be happening, I'm supposed to be in charge here!" When CIA Bill Wilson finds himself under the control of the fearless mercenary Bane he expects the worst. Yet gradually, can he find the love he has been searching for in this gruff warrior? CIA/Bane Slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Bane
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Letters to Anna, from Johan by Sadari reviews
Johan kept a small diary which he never parted with until he can finally show himself to Anna/Nina in Heidelberg. He originally planned to send the letters he made to Anna, but he found it too inconvenient because the post office will read his letters. He decided to keep the letters in a form of diary, until such time that Anna can read his letters to herself.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Johan L., Nina F.
Joining The Dots by Linxcat reviews
"Everyone knew it, and that was all everyone knew. A dot dot dot relationship. One of those. And nobody had been able to join up the dots." - Unseen Academicals. Assorted one-shots and drabbles exploring Lord Vetinari and Lady Margolotta's relationship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vetinari, Lady Margolotta
Mass Effect: Order Upon Chaos by Sudentor reviews
The publication of the Precipice Archives Report for the Third Citadel detailing the events since five billion years ago, how the attempt to save life led to its cyclic destruction, and how this affected the galaxy five billion years later.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harbinger, Sovereign
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Farewell My Shadow by sinemoras09 reviews
Post-series. A reunion in the middle of the night. Johan, Nina. Gen. Angst. Spoilers for the end of the series.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Johan L., Nina F. - Complete
Decepticontinent by Soundwave 0107 reviews
In Africa, Megatron is insane, Soundwave is lustful, Starscream and Barricade wish for sanity, and Shockwave stares and stares. Five Decepticons, one Africa. Oh dear. One-shot, crack, enjoy! :D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Shockwave, Barricade - Complete
Unpunished by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
A continuation of the story "After the Fall." What happens after "after the Decepticons win"?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
After the Fall by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
After the Decepticons win, Soundwave finds that both Jazz-and-Prowl and humanity still have a thing or two to teach him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Parting The Continents by Big D on a Diet reviews
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
The Rising Fire reviews
A man on a mission. A big guy. Worlds will collide and destinies will come to light as Special Agent Bill Wilson takes on a job far bigger than any he's ever done so far. A loving homage to the biggest film since the silent era. Bill WilsonXBaneXextrasupersecretidentity!Selina KyleXDr PavelXThe Masketta ManXBrother (sort of). Also maybe some guy called bateman or something.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014