Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.

aka 'The Thoughts You Think Instead of Studying'. Nora hated studying. Hated it with every fiber of her being... mostly because it was boring, but also because it gave her too much time to think about someone she loved with every fiber of her being... someone who was too clueless to see it and wouldn't feel the same way even if he knew.

When Jaune invites his team to spend Dustmas break with him and his family, he doesn't realize that he's giving them the greatest gifts any of them could have hoped for: love, acceptance, and the first truly joyful holiday season of their lives. (Canon-verse where Volume 3 never happened. Rated a high T for Lime scene. Commission for Darkkseid.)

Yang and Nora go out for a night on the town. That's dangerous. Nora does something Yang doesn't expect and it leads them both down a very exciting road. -No longer a one-shot do to popular demand- Rated T for some implied themes and a bit of language