After almost two years on this site, I finally decide to write something on my profile. Welcome to my personal page...I guess, I'm Wildfurion.

General Info: Guess I'll be telling a bit about myself. I'm Brazilian, if you're wondering, so English's far from my mother tongue- even when I write all of my stories in it. I'm older than average, reaching my mid twenties, was about to finish Med School before transfering back to my hometown. Gf broke up with me, so I'm back to stage 1: single.

Height: Reaching some inches above 6 feet now.

Weight: I've gained almost 20 pounds since last vacation. Got to stop drinking too much Vodka every weekend, I guess.

Languages: Portuguese; English; German and a bit of French.

Hobbies: Working out, Gaming and Studying.

Goals: Becoming a good Doctor.

I Scan't Do That

(We offer free scanning for students who need to scan documents for legal purposes. I’ve placed it in the copier and am showing them the steps.)

Me: “When it prompts you for your email address, put in your college email.”

Student: “I want to send it to my Gmail.”

Me: “This copier only sends email to college addresses. From there, you can forward it to your personal email.”

Student: “I’ll just put in my Gmail address.”

Me: “That will not work. The copier is only hooked up to our internal server, not to the Internet. It will not send to an external address.”

Student: “But I want it in my Gmail.”

Me: “Do you check your college email regularly?”

Student: “Yes.”

Me: “Do you know how to forward an email?”

Student: “Yes.”

Me: “So, send it to your college email, open it up, and forward it to your Gmail. I can help you do that.”

Student: “I just want to scan and send it to Gmail.”

Me: *removes the document, hands it to student* “Okay, I think [Drugstore twenty-minute bus ride away] does that. I don’t know what they charge, and there’s usually a line.”

Student: “Oh, great! Thank you!” *heads off to spend an hour and get charged a fee doing something they could do for free in three minutes*

Now, a Historical Anecdote!

Hungarians have a keen sense of humor.

On the 11th of December 1941 Hungary declared war to the United States.

Two stories about this event.

In the coffee shops of Budapest many people seemed quite happy : “ Since we have lost all the wars we were involved in for the past 500 years, and since we are allies of Germany, now we can be sure that Germany will lose the war !”

According to not quite official sources, this is how the war declaration went.

Hungarian ambassador : The Hungarian Kingdom hereby declares you a war.

State Department official : So you are a kingdom, who is your king ?

Answer : We don’t have a king, it’s admiral Horthy who is the regent.

Question : It’s an admiral who is your Head of State? I did not know you had a navy.

Answer : We don’t have a navy, we don’t even have access to the sea.

Question : Do you have any territorial claims against the United States.

Answer : Against the U.S. we have no claims.

Question : Are there some other countries you have territorial claims against;

Answer : Yes, against Romania, Austria, Czechoslovakia !

Question : So you are also declaring war against them ?

Answer : No Sir, you don’t understand hungarian logic. Those are all our allies !

Original Works

I'm beginning to plan some original works of my own, as my writing skills have vastly improved during the years.

-Complete:

.Collabs: Collapse Letters (coming soon)- Designed Markus and Alice von Rheinfelden.

-Ongoing:

.Solo:

.Awakening (coming soon)- Finished designing the villains and plot, now going for the deuteragonists and POV characters