i have used fanfiction for a year or two now.i like to read fanfiction,draw,sing,and listen to music.i like inuyasha very much and get irritated if i dont see it,lol,and i like foamy the squirrel.here is a vid i saw and grabbed first i never seen it tho.: Once You Go Black : Foamy The Squirrel i dont write stories sorry so dont expect me to unless someone guides me through it and give me alot of ideas cuz im no writer type person that can make good stories like others. :( me no have that talent.

fav. colors:red,black,hot pink,purple,silver,gold,blue,GREEN

hobbies:sing,draw,listen to music,daydream about inuyasha,yell at my sister to get on her nerves,

fav. singers/artists:MINDLESS BEHAVIOR.!!!!!!!!!pretty ricky(even tho they old they still have good music),beyonce and others

fav show:inuyasha(my fav of all time),alvin and the chipmunks,icarly,victorious,tdi/a and thats it

my youtube account is:http://www.youtube.com/user/iloveSTYLEyaya

my yahoo account is:keliantate@yahoo.com. yea sorry i had to type the account yahoo had changed on me and im pissed as hell.

║ Got A Problem With Me...solve it!
║ Lost?...Get Found!
║ Think I'm trippin...tie my shoe!
║ can't stand me...sit down!!
║ Cαn't face me...Turn around!
║ Love me?...Great!
║ Hate me?...Even Better!
║ Think I'm ugly...Don't Look at Me!
║ Don't like my style...don't like yours!
║ Don't know me...Don't judge me!
║ Think u know me...u have no idea

Man:where have you been all my life?
woman:hiding from you

Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?
woman:yes that's why i don't go there anymore

Man :is this seat empty?
woman:yes and this one will be to if you sit down

Man :your place or mine?
woman:both you go to yours and i'll go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living?
woman:i'm a female impersonater

Man :hey baby whats your sign?
woman:do not enter

Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman:unfertalized

Man:your body is a temple
woman :sorry there are no services today

Man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman:but would you stay their?

Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing(hahahahaha god tht made me tear up laughing ! )

Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
woman:really i'd rut f and u together

man:your eyes there amazing
woman:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

1 . Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything – only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

THEY MIGHT DENY IT BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE
AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE THEM

26-dont lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesnt need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).*
34 . While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automaticall y put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
WITH HER NEXT

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fing ers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you .
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
45. sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on her.

[I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic]

[I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists]

[I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun]

[I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz]

[I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed]

[I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart]

[I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser]

[I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy]

[I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS]

[I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape]

[I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist]

[I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch]

[I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat]

[I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world]

[I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals]

[I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people]

[I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible]

[I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay]

[I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy]

[I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants]

[I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch]

[I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store]

[I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage]

[I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore]

[I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore]

[I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut]

[I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs]

[I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive]

[I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob]

[I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo]

[I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend]

[I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare timerolling cigars]

[I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border]

[I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy]

[I FELLIN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore]

[I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut]

[I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals]

[I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster]

[I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST]

[I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin]

[I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life]

[I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention]

[I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention]

[I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual]

[I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist]

[I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all]

[I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay]

[I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe]

[I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer]

[I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser]

[I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll]

[I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi]

[I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO]

[I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT]

[I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited]

[I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13]

[I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy]

[I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy]

[I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas]

[I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction]

[I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude]

[I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent]

[I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy]

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid

[I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot]

[I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis]

[I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat]

[I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly]

[I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7]

[I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals]

[I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY]

[I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid]

[I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP]

[I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times]

[I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I must be a geek]

[I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA]

[I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect]

[I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself]

[I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and bitchy]

[I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone

i called you're boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Joy to the world
That Barney's dead
We barbecued his head!
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down the potty
Down into the sewer,
straight into the manure Round and round it goes! xDD
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you hate barney and find this funny

-- N.B.S.B. -- No Boyfriend Since Birth lolz

Ow! Don't touch me there,

That is, my private place!

R-A-P-E!

Keep those hands away from me!

Rape!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Read till the end.

When she walks away from you mad=Follow her

When she stares at your lips=Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you=Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cursing at you=Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet= Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you=Give her your attention

When she pulls away=Pull her back

When you see her at her worst=Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying=Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking=Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared=Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder=Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat=Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you=Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time=Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt=Back yourself up with the TRUTH

When she say's that she like's you=She really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands=Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you=Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret=Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes=Don't look away until she does

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU=SHES HURTING INSIDE

When you break her heart=The pain NEVER really goes away

When she says its over=She STILL wants you to be hers

Stay on the

phone

with her even if she's not saying anything.

DON'T let her have the last word.

NEVER call her HOT. Gorgeous or beautiful is sooo much better.

Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

Argue that she is the best girl ever.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her.

- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking today baby?"

When she repost this bulletin=She wants you to read it

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

Favorite Phrases

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

Me: Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the cruelest of them all?

Mirror: You win hands down. Please don't break me.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

Eric: You don't even have a girlfriend

Luke: I could if I wanted one. Four girls have already asked me out this year

Me: Wow they must have been desperate

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want

Me: This is a disaster.

Person 1: Look on the bright side. Keith got hit by a bus while he was running.

Me: You're right this has been a good day. (I hate Keith Herrin and this didn't really happen but I wish it would)

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

One time, Izzy was riding around on her bike, and she saw a cute little Gopher family. She yelled, "Hi Gophers," and the small one pulled out a chainsaw and chased Izzy around, so she had to run him over. The end

you say im not cool but cool is another way of sayim cold so if im not cold im hot i know im hot thanks for embracin it

if youre goin to be 2-faced atleast make one of them pretty

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?)- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

im not insensitive i just dont care

the voices in my head dont like you

even if the voices arent real they have some gome good ideas

a wise man once said "i dont know go ask a woman"

some people are like slinkies they arent good for anything but its fun to watch them fall down the stairs

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons

When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay,

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye

When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

my favorite poem:my sister my best friend

my sister was a playmate i knew was always near

my sister was a protector from every hurt or fear

we share a bond of closeness ,we know will never end

we're here for one another my sister my best friend