Soooooooo... Since I feel like being mysterious, I won't tell too much of my personal information... So.

Well, I go by Em, so you can call me that.

I'm originally from California, but moved to Minnesota, when I began 7th grade. My sister just had to have the nerve to fall in love with the Midwest, get married, have not one, but TWO beautiful daughters. How dare she. Terrible woman that, making me suffer the snow. GRR!

I'm in college, aiming for a degree in Equine Business Management (That means horses...), but my major does not define my interests. I also enjoy cooking, singing, acting, reading (duh), watching movies and TV (double duh), riding and training horses, sleeping, breathing, blinking, and more!

I have one horse, she's an APHA registered stock type 10 yr old mare named Cricket. She is the love of my life. I also have two cats, Mew and Stormie.

I used to have two Cumberland Blue Indian Runner ducks that I raised from ducklings, Roux and Chess. They died. We're assuming a weasel (because they can weasel into and out of anything) weaseled its way into the hutch, and ate them. I hate weasels. My ducks are shown in my profile pic (once I find a way to upload the pic I want), Chess (the female) on the right, and Roux (the male) on the left. I miss them. Roux would chase me around the yard, biting at my ankles. Since he died, I've gotten fat, with nothing to chase me and force my daily exercise. They both liked to cuddle; just pick them up and seat them on your lap and they'd stay for a while, tuck their head in your armpit. Excuse me...

So... I'm back, dry eyes and all. Sorry about that emotional ramble. Well, emotional on my part.

I am a grammar Nazi (great change of topic, don't you think?), and somewhat proud of it too. Of course, no one's perfect, and even I make mistakes (gasp!), which is why I don't post much, if anything. I also enjoy using the British spelling of some words, it tends to randomly come out at times. If I misspell something, or misuse grammar or punctuation, please kindly point it out to me, don't complain or hate. That's never nice.

I don't write much, but when I do, I am so picky about how I write that I don't ever get around to publishing/posting anything.

I'm a virgin author. I get scared to post. Don't hate me for that, and I won't hate you for writing excessively and/or obscenely (You slut, you... :P). Kidding. Honestly.

Although, I did post a story a while back. I'm fairly happy about it, but am hesitant to continue it (waiting for reviews), but for now I've taken it off of FF.net, because I wasn't sure where it was going, and I'm suffering from writer's block. If anyone is interested in taking the first chappie and doing something with it, I am all for it. Just email me or message me or whatevs, and I'll send it to you.

Anyway I've written drabbles, just nothing worth posting. Hopefully I'll start adding more stuff soon. :)

Eh, maybe. Maybe not.

Speaking of drabbles... I have soooooooo many that are cluttering my brain. I will be glad to loan out some of these on just one tiny eensy weensy little condition. That I just get my name in the credits or disclaimer, or an A/N or whatevs.

If you're interested, let me know. I have a couple that I want to make a challenge out of, so I'll see about LiveJournal or whatever.

I've got plenty of ideas and drabbles ready and willing for use.

I do, however, love to read, and do so extensively, obsessively, and quite unnaturally. I will never flame a story, instead utilize constructive criticism, so I hope you will do the same.

Fandoms (I'm going to try to list them all. I will not succeed.):

Movies: King Arthur, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both versions), Pirates of the Caribbean, Ocean's 11 (12, 13... Sinatra's version too), The Italian Job, The Boondock Saints (All Saint's Day as well), LXG (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), Van Helsing, X-Men (all of them), Star Trek:2009, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, Sherlock Holmes (2009), Iron Man, James Bond (all), 3:10 to Yuma, Transformers,

TV: House, Horatio Hornblower, White Collar, Star Trek: TOS,

Books: Sharpe series, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings,

Yeah, I'm done listing. It should give off a general idea of my interests, how varied they may be. I'm constantly watching new movies, so I'm always adding more. (See how I just leave off with a comma, instead closing my list with "...and..." followed by a period?) I'll try to add more.

My Works:

POTC: Here There Be Monsters- Jack/OC? Currently two little drabbles. I'd love to take these somewhere, add a plot, etc., but I'm stuck.

Fave Sayings (Too many... um... let's see...)

"Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is somewhere in between, and queer is a whole 'nother story.." - I don't remember where I first heard/read that... If it is yours, then the previous statement is my disclaimer.

Also... odd is when you don't know what to call someone, but then again, supercalifragilisticespialidocious also works. (Odd is a lot shorter)

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (except the elderly... maybe.)

When it rains on my party, I get happy.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Besides...

All the guys worth obsessing over are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys. We make lots of dumb mistakes. We like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What? WHAT? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how EPIC I am. (T-shirt)

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

I'm not obsessively compulsive- I'm compulsively obsessive!

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

FYI: You are NOT bringing sexy back (Mr. Peanut is...). You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair. Orange is NOT the new pink. NO, my mom DID NOT do that.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot.

Coffee, chocolate, and cowboys. Some things are better off rich.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. ( Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka)

Whoever said it's as easy as taking candy from a baby obviously didn't try it!!

My bag that just so happens not to be a purse. It has my life in it...my books, my money, my music, possibly my sanity...no one knows quite where it went.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

I'm not crazy. No, I'm not.