So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

Collection of romantic oneshots featuring NejiTen. Ch 20: Neji died, Tenten cried, Kishimoto lied. Naruto 616 spoilers. Crack. "I died and you didn't care," Neji said sniffily, "Some friend you are." Tenten glared at him. "It's not my fault Kishimoto-san accidentally made my eyebrows too thick and had to edit me into Lee instead!" she ranted, "And at least you got panel time!"

From day to day, she's coping. NejiTen, oneshot for now, possibly expanding. Spoilers for 614.

Trapped in their house from the insane popularity, The Fifth Element decides to take action and go on tour. A universe of troubles awaits them, and the return of a certain rival... NejiTenten, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, ItachixOC. THIS IS A SEQUEL!

You don't mess with her. Rated T for strong language, gore, and violence. Alternate Universe.

My NejiTen oneshots collection. Nejiten, others per oneshot. NO ANGST. Seeking suggestions. NEED BETA LIKE I NEED OXYGEN. Being revised. 67: She really didn't mean to spill that coffee all over him... but the results of that moment were great.

The shortest distance between two points may be a line, but Tenten and Neji can never walk a straight path. The story of Tenten and Neji from childhood to old age as told in six parts. R&R, please

100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!

Alternate Universe. No one ever said dealing with prisoners would be easy. Rated T for language, some mild violence, and innuendo.

In the end she stops it all with a kunai. The consequences of Orochimaru's possession technique for someone that you would never expect and our favorite Hyuuga's goodbye. R&R, please!

Tenten was sick of training so hard and getting nothing out of it. So what happens when she confronts Neji about it? Her saying the wrong thing at what could probably be called the wrong time.

neji, tenten, and a curling iron. oh, and lee. who coined a new name for neji.

AU Neji is not happy. But hey, you wouldn't be either if your girlfriend dragged you off to a hippy rally. NejiTen TenJi Oneshot!

Tenten has a request. It has something to do with the unfortunate things that happen to her every single time she goes to the movies.

Tenten thinks he's an ass; Neji thinks she's dirt. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple that can't stand each other.

Multi-chapter FutureFic, NejiTen. Snippets of NaruHina. For all his genius, it still takes all of his friends to get Neji to see...

Jeb asks Max and Fang an interesting question. A very awkward and disturbing question. Summury sucks but give it a try anyway. Rated T for obvious reasons

last moments for the weapon mistress of konoha and the Hyuuga prodigy. chara-death.

He's stuck between a rock and a hard place. NejiTen songfic practice

Someone was seriously not thinking straight when they set up Gaara an appointment with a therapist. Does this poor guy really know what he's getting into? And can Gaara sort through his many problems? Oneshot/semi-crackfic.

How does Team Guy spend a lazy day, you ask? Knocking down doors, singing, and talking about shampoo commercials..? Oh my.

..Sam's version of Kissin U? Oh, no.

NejiTen. In which Neji is coerced into a very provocative game of Twister by a mischievous Tenten.

Poor Neji's hopes get crushed. Read and review!

NejixTenTen goodness. Cute fluff, then tragedy.

Lay down your sweet and weary head. Sleep now, and dream of the ones who came before. NejiTen oneshot inspired by Annie Lennox. WARNING: ANGST

He'd always taken her for granted. Learning to appreciate her was a harder lesson then he could've imagined... Nejiten oneshot.

Tenji. The concept's simple really. It's only a matter of how you use it.

There is nothing between Neji and Tenten. That's for sure. At least that's what they think. Wait, is there something? No, that's ridiculous. Oneshot!

While on a mission, Tenten has nothing left to give. It's time they gave something back when she needs them most. Nejiten. Team Gai bonding.

Tenten has been taken hostage by an interrogation team and is being forced to confess something, but what? teneji, Tenten/Neji etc.

It was like a chibi-Tenten with Hyuga eyes!" Sakura and Sasuke stared, Lee and Gai gasped and wailed. "But they're only nineteen!" NejiTen.

People turned their heads as she walked by. Everyone was staring. Her hair was down. Neji/Ten R&R please

/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?

Neji has Tenten's scrolls and she needs them back. What's she gonna do? Steal them back of course! But one thing she doesn't remember is: Who the hell did she offend in Heaven!

Neji finds Tenten to be quite tempting, but will he be able to fight it, or will he give in?

The bells... I heard them the first time when I met Watari... L past fic, Spoilers for Watari's real name and for episode 25 of the anime

He did not answer hadn't spoken for days. Still, she tried to get him to talk. “Still not up for training, I see.” NejiTenten

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Post-STAOTW, pre-TFW, two years after the flock returns from Europe, Max loses it. Fang, desperate and confused, takes Max away to give her the chance to cool down and relax a word Max has only dreamed of for a week or two. Problems continue to arise.

When Nudge forces the Flock to watch High School Musical 2, sparks fly during a heated debate about the main character, Troy. Just how will it end? Pointless fluff. Fax Oneshot

The Hyuuga clan has certain rules one must follow. If one fails to comply, they are risking everything. Everything being one's longtime crush, voice of reason, and...sanitary habits? NejiTen OneShot. Tenten POV

Lee is happy that his team mates are together, but he's also curious about what they are doing.

Tenten's waited for Neji to tell her that he loved her since she was 13, but he didn't. Not only did he not tell her the phrase she wanted to here, he just left her at age 17. What will happen when Neji returns a year later? [NejiTen]

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

a little planning and a simple mission...akward sitiuations...and getting caught. Too much can happen when you've got a lot of time on your hands.[nejiten]

Somewhere a father's ghost smiled. [NejiTen, Rookies, Hyuugas]

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Neji loses his mind after watching a friend die. WARNING: Character Death

One shot There are a lot of things Hyuga Neji dislikes. She is not among those things. A translation of El Desagradable. Neji/Tenten

NARUTO DRABBLES. May involve any of the following pairings: NejiTen NaruSaku ShikaTema GaaHina

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

[AU] .:SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, InoShika:. A Home Economics project goes wrong when Naruto and the others have to bake cookies. Can Kurenai trust them all to bake cookies or will they burn down Konoha High?

Drabble. Kakshi can't look at Naruto. No yaoi, though I suppose if you want to find it you can. If you squint really hard

Some rivers are just too wide to cross. Or are they? [NejiTen][Part 1 of 'The River Trilogy']