Hi. I'm me. You really don't need to know my name. If you really want to call me by a name, Serra will sufice.

I'm on fictionpress.com! I'm Juliet87, if you care. And on deviantart.com (which you can get to by clicking on my hompage button)

Descprition of myself: Female. Sometimes described as the "blondest brunette ever." Some people say that I look like Keira Knighty...or Emma Watson (without the frizzy hair). I'm blessed with straight, THICK hair, but you don't really know that it's thick because I have many layers cut into it. My voice really confounds people. It's sounds British, and it could be. I don't think so. I'm a British, Scottish and Austrian mix. I'm a mutt!

You know Johnathan Larson? My aunt acted in a play and went to school with him. She showed me a picture in her high school yearbook

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I'm a New Yorker born and raised. I love it here, especially the trips to New York City and BROADWAY! My house is about an hour north of NYC, if you go by express train. I go at least once a year. The plays I have seen so far are (and in the order I've seen them):

Beauty and the Beast
Lion King
Riverdance
Phantom of the Opera (FRONT ROW SEATS!)
Les Miserables(FRONT ROWS SEATS!)
Wicked
The Producers
Brooklyn
Rent
Hairspray
Phantom of the Opera.

EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE IT I AM NOT A SPOILED RICH BRAT!

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Stupid Bits of Random Conversations

'Join the dark side, we have cookies!' Serena

'SOUP!' Elizabeth to Mia. Looooooooooooong story.

'Oh my God! I forgot to poke him!' Alicia in Boston in reference to a hot British contorntionist...drool.

'Why are you obsessed? He looks like a hairless moose!' Niccolette talking about Orlando Bloom...drooler. So I have a thing for hot British guys. Sue me.

'I think French is a language inveted by someone trying to talk with their mouthful.' Alyx.

'Sooo, what are we going to talk about? I know! Religon and politics!' Elizabeth at our 8th grade formal.

'It's 7:00 AM. And you're up reading? Go back to sleep...zzz...' Serena in Boston.

'Baah? What d'ye mean, baah? Is that all you have to say? BAAH!' Mia renacting one of her stories. The charater was talking to a sheep.

'CHICKEN MILK!' Me. I was at Mia's house and hyped up on seltzer which envitably lead to...

'Moo. CHICKEN!' Mia and I . Don't ask.

'Moo. HIT. OW!' Mia and me. I used to say moo a lot. She used shock therapy to break me of it.

'Katie and Dead Sexxy Joseph's DEAD SEXXY BINDER!' Science Olympiad Binder from Joe and Katie. Yes, they did spell sexy wrong.

'What? That's not Billie naked...I swear.' Alicia

'Gorganzola!' Katie talking about an STD (health class)

'Grandma in a Box! Your grandmother's name is Edna. Now with FREE Prune Juice! AND Grandpa in a box: 50 percent OFF!' Julia and Emily.

'Caitlin's addicted to Benadryl. It's been nearly two minutes since her last fix.' Brigid

'I just had a fire in my house! Aren't you excited for me!' Me. Yes. I did have a fire in my house, but it was just a small oven fire.

'It'slikethisandthenshedidthatandIdidthatandyeah.'Niccolete on Starbucks

'They Fed-ex-ed me the wrong package!' Tom. Health class. We did a project where we had a hard-boiled egg as a baby. Tom was the only one in our class to have twins, but he didn't want them.

'Is it possible to get a hangover from drunk goggles?' Me.

'Drinks all around! On me!' My cat, Mina. Yes, I was bored, and yes, I did the voice for her.

(if you are easily offened by people who are not intensly religous, please do NOT read the next one.)
'While you were at band, we were bored in Gym and came up with this. You're God, Mia's Jesus, Niccolete's the Virgin Mary, Serena's Joan of Arc and I'm the Archangel Gaberial!' Elizabeth. They were really bored.
For those who wonder what instrument I play in band, I play trombone. Jokes stop now please!

Serena's mom: Try not to kill each other while I'm gone!
Serena: I'll try not to burn the house down!
Me: I'll try not to strangle your dog...again.
(Note from Serena: She didn't actually strangle my dog. Give her more credit!)

Me: Does my opinion count for anything?
Serena: No.
(Serena while bashing her own artwork.)

Me: Can I kill your computer?
Serena: If you plan on buying me a new one afterwards then, Yes!
(While using Serena's (very slow) computer to load a website page that just didn't like us!)

'How much can one freakin' kid eat!' Katie (Heath Science project. Katie had to feed her egg four times...)

Me: Do you think Mrs.K is going to bring in egg salad for us tomorrow?
Katie: NO, NOT WALDO!
(Heath Science project...)

'Why is Palmolive dishwashing soap made with real lemons, and yet lemonade is made with artifical flavorings?' Nightwreathe on World of Warcraft. It's just so random, and I have no freakin' idea who this person is. If you're Nightwreathe, HI!

"There's nothing wrong with my A~drive or spleen. There's nothing wrong with my A~drive or spleen"- My brother. I just showed him Foamy the Squirrel. He's currently in a fetal postiton on the floor.

"I am woman. Hear me bitch." Me.We were at Mountian Creek Waterpark. Yes, I did get many stange looks.

Mia: My hamster can beat up your hamster.
Me: Yeah? Well, my hamster can beat up your hamster!
Mia: My hamster can beat up your pocketbook.
Me: My hamster can beat up Elizabeth.
Mia: My hamster can beat up you and Elizabeth.
Me: My hamster can beat up you, your hamster, Elizabeth and Serena.
Mia: My hamster can beat up Orlando Bloom and your hamster.
Me: NOO! NOT ORLI! ~ At an honor role ice cream party. The principal is scared of us now :-)
There are a lot more of these 'my hamster' conversations. There was one where I said that my hamster could beat up itself...

My Brother: You got a new pocketbook? Nice. Is it a knock off?
Me: No, it's a real Dooney and Bourke. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! IT'S MOM'S FAULT! SHE MADE ME GET IT!
Yes, my mom made me get the pocketbook. I liked it, but I was all ready to get a no-name one, but mom kinda made me get it...

'Take that tampon out of your ass and come back when you're nicer!' Mia. Another loooooooooooooong story.

'How dare you make out with my contactor!' Elizabeth. This lead to various spinoffs such as "How dare you make out with my husband, Orlando Bloom!'

Me: Babies!
My Brother: Grenades!~ Needless to say, he got smacked.

Megan: Eric, why don't you lick that plant? It tastes likes chocolate!
Eric: Ok.
(He didn't lick the plant. It was poisin ivy. Heh, Eric would've done, if Alex hadn't intervined. This was at an away track meet and that was the one the Megan only through the discus 14 ft.)

SHIT...(five seconds later)...takke mushrooms. ~Serena. This was the first time I have ever heard her curse.

"I wanna be Kate Bosworth, because she gets to sleep with Orlando Bloom." Suprisingly, I did NOT say this, Michelle did. She's nuts. I was telling her about an essay we had to do about a person that we wanted to be.

"The Corvettes are stalking me! NOOO!" Me. They are stalking me! I always see them where ever I go!

"Garfield's sexy." I am not saying who said this because it is embaressing.

Me: You take the chocolate
Serena: No you.
Me: It's your birthday!
Serena: I have more.
Me: Grr. Just take the chocolate!
S: NO!
M: YES!
S: NO!
We were fighting over Lindt Chocolate.

Serena: I'm hungry, but I don't feel like cooking. How about cake for breakfast?
Me, Mia and Liz: That's ok.
This was at nine in the morning. We were sooooo hyper.

'Dammit, Pat! Get me my f...ing cock!' Allie. She ws talking about a shuttlecock

'She's playing JACK CASS! There couldn't be a better role for her!' Serena... sort of bashing an ex-friend.

Me (quietly, almost sad): Mia, guess what.Mia: Oh God. What?
Me: They posted the results for stage band.
Mia: Oh, man.
Me (excited): I'm THIRD CHAIR!
Mia: Grr. I'm am going to kill you know. You made me think that you didn't make it! Yep. I made stage band (our schools version of a jazz band). I am NOT last chair, I'm third and I am one of only three freshman to make it, so if it doesn't sound amazing to you...IT IS TO ME!

Me; 'Teatime is when when darkness creeps into a mans soul'
Elizabeth: You mean he's horny?
Liz was a little out of it.

I give my crown to you. You are now the queen of the "Oh, crap, that's wrong moments."~Mia. Yep. She gave it to me. I've never been prouder. :-)

Mrs. Krish: If your homework buddy if absent, you are obligated to fill this out for them. Fill out with everything we did that day. Even if it's something stupid like Mrs. Krish was dancing.Chris: Or if Mrs. Krish picked her nose!
Mrs. K: Yes, if I picked my nose.No, I don't pick my nose.
Chris: Not in front of us, at least. French class conversation.

"I don't wish for bad things to happen, but if they do, I hope I have a camera." Mr. Kelly's motto. He's my history teacher.

"You don't beleive me? Well do you believe me now?" click In boston, the hot british contortionist found someone talking on their cell phone and demanded to talk into the phone, and the person didn't believe that he was a street perfomer and so he closed the phone.

'You know, there are times when I like you, and times when I hate you. Can you guess where you are now?' Mr. Kelly talking to Chris. Chris was about to throw his assingment pad at him.

CRASH
Mrs. Joesph: Rememeber students, the glass will be slippery when wet! ~ Parth and Alex dropped the beaker, like, two seconds after they got it.

Mr. Elliot: What does your pancreas excrete?
Meg: LIVER!~ Moving on...

'Altos! Remember to hold your dong out!' My chorus teacher. I'm not sure what her name is. She just married Mr. Fedor, so that could be her naem, or it could be Ms. Horaz. With the quote, she was talking about singing carol of the bells. We had to hold the note long enough.

Peter: Dammit, Ian. You and your stripped pants.
Ian: They're called seersucker.
I'm not sure if Ian's gay or not.

'$11.27 for anyone who can tell me whats for lunch on October 24!' Mr. Kelly. I have no clue why he did this. Then again, I've given up figuring him out.

'The refrigderater has been taken over by meatballs!' Me. I, um, made to many meatballs for dinner, and it looks like they took over the fridge. I said the samething about soda before we went away on vacation.

Ian: Cool bass! Can you play an awesome bass solo?
Miles plays the vonage theme.

'Dog poo a la mode. With a little melted cheeze, and a little ice cream... aw man!' Mr. Kelly. Like I said, I've given up trying to figure him out.

'In my class, you can daydream about two things, You can dream about math or you cam daydream about me.'- Mr. Goldstien, my math teacher. The look on Mia's face was priceless when he said this.

Tony: Translate l'horlageMe: Clock.
Tony: Correct... l'agrefeuse
Me: um...uh...um... I KNOW! The clicky thingy!
French class. I couldn't remeber the word for stapler. Although, I think I got it right on the quiz.

'We're like lawn gnomes. Stricly ortimental... only good for the world has been exploded for something.' Shelia in gym class. We were playing football with frisbees, and we didn't feel like joining in

Me: Happy naional hit Ethan day!
Pat: Everyday is national hit Ethan day!
It's true.

Me: How dare you make out with my husband, Orlando Bloom, Liz!Elizabeth: No way!
Me: YEAH!
E; Why you little...
M: You wanna tek this outside?
E:Sure!
M; Ok! Meet me by the flagpole at 3:15
E; I can't
M; Whyever not?
E; I don't know where that is!
M; Outside the auditorium dumbbutt!
E; oh...
M; alrighty then...
E; soo what do we do now?
M; (I beat Liz in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe) I WIN! victory music commences!
E; You suck!
M; No, you SUCK!
E; OH YEAH!
M; Glad you see it my way!
E; BRAT!
M; And damn proud of it! WHat are you gonna due about PUNK!
E; I don't know (cries)
M; Aww.. (goes to hug Liz)
E; Thanks! No wait... that's a sign of the apocolypse!
M; RUN!
We were supposed to be watching "The New World". We got bored, and this was a note btwn us!

"I love you all with the fire of a thousand burning woodland creatures!!" Mia. SHe has a lot of these.

"If you broke your finger, I'm gonna laugh" Serena. She said it to me. I'm a klutz

Me: Ack!! I hit a senior! Crap!!
Serena: -condensending sigh- Did you run into soemone again?
Yeppers! I ran into a senior twice. I think it was the same guy, anyway, the guy had tight stomach.

Favorite Lines From Musicals/Broadway:

"You're going to lose your heart...to me." Nessarose, Wicked

"I'm over here! Now I'm here. Wait, here!" Phantom, on B-Way. If you've seen it, you know what I mean.

"Mmm... a Klondike bar, what I wouldn't give for a Klondike bar." Edna, Hairspray.

"Angel: Have compassion, Benny just lost his cat.
Benny: My dog- but I appreciate that.
Angel: My cat had a fall, I went through hell.
Benny: It's like losing a- how did you that she fell?" Rent between Angel and Benny

The scene between the Irish step-dancers and Brooklyn dancers in Riverdance.

"Let's not kid ourselves America. you sometimes go to war, just because it's good for the old pocketbook. And AIDS? Sounds like genocide to me. I mean, you've priests raping little boys, you got thrid graders walking to school with crayons in one hand, and an AK-47 in the other. Well, you look at me, America, you look at me and you look at me good. You see, you created me, and I'm nothin' if not a true blue, red blooded, home grown, pull yourself up by the bootstraps, American hero." Paradice, Brooklyn

"But the star has gone, the glamour's worn thin. That's a pretty bad state for a state to be in." Che, Evita

"There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them
You're the same" Che and Eva, Evita.

"Just one blast and the tear gas falls like rain. Ka-pow, Die. They haven't a chance. Bye bye." Che, Evita. I know, this sounds mean, but I just love the way he sings it...

"More bad news from Rome she met with the Pope. She only got a rosary a kindly word
I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird." Che and officers, Evita

"Tables, chairs, oaken chest, would've suited Jesus best, he'd've caused nobody harm, no-one alarm" Judas, JC Superstar

"If you give us a $100 donation, you get a choice of this lovely little boy or this poster signed by everyone in the cast." M.Thenadier, Les Miserables. It was during the Broaway Cares presentation. He was talking about Gavorche.

'He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.' Some person in Cell Block Tango, Chicago.

"Because reason says I should've died three years ago." Gordon, Rent.

"Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?" Will I? Rent.

"Take that look off your face.I can see through your smile. You would love to be right.
I bet you didn't sleep good last night,
Couldn't wait to bring all of that bad news to my door.
Well, I've got news for you: I knew before!"~ Chorus, Tell me on a Sunday

"Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history." The Wizard. Wonderful, Wicked.

Quotable Quotes:

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it." Anne Frank

"Only two things in this world ar infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstien.

"The roots of learning are bitter, but the fruits are sweet." Polish Proverb.

"If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you." Poster in a coffee shop.

"The floggings will continue until morale improves." MY T-SHIRT!

Ogni talento matta. (Every talented man is a madman.) -Italian proverb

Vendi, Vidi, fugi.~ Latin for I came, I saw, I fled.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich ~Unknown

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Stupidity is a talent for misconception. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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~All my stories are dedicated to my late teacher Mrs. Jennifer DeMarco.~

~February 3, 1976- November 23, 2006~