HBee16
 Hi, I'm HBee16. Avatar: I made those myself. SONIC UNDERGROUND RULES! Name: Just call me Liss. Age: Somewhere between 13 and 100. Likes: MLP:FIM, Sonic the Hedgehog, Animaniacs, Percy Jackson (Camp Half-Blood), Kane Chronicles, Calvin & Hobbes, SRMTHFG Religion: Christianity, and proud of it. JESUS RULES!!!! "Everyone in the world is insane. All that matters is what you do with your insanity." Me "The use of a shovel as a weapon is HIGHLY underrated." Me "You don't need a 'Happily Ever After' to have a happy ending." Me Eggman: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME! I HAVE AN IQ OF 300! Me: You do know that the thing in your bathroom that you stand on isn't an IQ test, right? Your Gangsta name: (The 1st three letters of your name and izzle) Melizzle Your Soap Opera Name: (Your middle name and current street name) Joyce Daleview Your Detective Name: (fav color and fav animal) Lavender Tiger Your Star Wars name:( first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, and last three letters of your mothers maiden name) Thrmeges (Huh?) Your Super Hero Name: (2nd fav color, and fav drink) Pink Lemonade (huh, wierd.) Your Arab name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter in your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings name, last letter of your moms middle name) Eryinsa (That sounds kinda pretty, actually:)) Your Witness Protection Name: (mothers middle name) Diana Your Goth Name: (black and a pets name) Black Zoey Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Politics Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory): Lavender Pendant Sparx and Nova were meant for each other. If you believe Spova is the best couple on SRMTHFG, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are zany to the max, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste if you would be insane enough to let the Warners stay at your house. HEDGEHOGS ARE SEXY (copy and paste if you agree) Sonic the hedgehog Fangirl! Shadow the hedgehog Fangirl! Silver the hedgehog Fangirl! MANIC THE HEDGEHOG FANGIRL! ...S...Put This ...O...On Your ...N...Channel ...A...To Keep ...M...SonAmy ...Y...From Being Hated! ...!!...It Shows That You Care AND SONAMY SHOULD NOT BE HATED!! Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. ...S... Put this ...O... On your ...N... Page ...I... If you're ...C... A fan of ...!!... Sonic the Hedgehog! ...!!... It shows you care! :D If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile. Any girl who would refuse a date with a Warner Brother would have to be either 100% out of their mind, or (even worse:0) 100% SANE! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it into your profile. "We protest you calling us little kids. We prefer to be called vertically imparied pre adults." - Yakko Warner. "Boys, go fig." - Dot Warner. "Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies or die trying, or try dying, or do some tie-dying!" -Yakko Warner. "Faboo!" -Wakko Warner. "Don't look down! You might fall and hit your head and die and all your brains would leak out all over!" - Dot Warner. "We like you, we have no taste, but we like you." - Dot Warner "(singing) We are the very model of cartoon individuals!" - The Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister) "Goodnight everybody!" - Yakko Warner If you frequently use words that you spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes after me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says 'free pony ride' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachael Whenever I see a limo pass by my car Yes I promise to love PJO Wherever I may go Copy & Paste If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a brony/pegasister who ENJOYED watching Equestria Girls, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you would like Pinkie Pie to throw you a birthday party, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't have a problem with Twilight becoming an alicorn princess, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish you could be a member of the Apple family, copy and paste this onto your profile. Twilight Sparkle: All the ponies in this town are CRAZY! --Season 1 episode 1 Pinkie Pie: Oh, girls, don't you see? When I was a little filly, and the sun was going doooooown... Twilight's Gala tickets land on Pinkie's face] Pinkie Pie: ...and then I said, "Oatmeal? Are you CRAZ"—oh. (After Twilight yells 'Quiet!' and everyone shuts up with Pinkie still talking.) Applejack: This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies? Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random! Pinkie Pie: Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda. Your auntie Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of. (Pinkie Pie trying to comfort Fluttershy during Gilda's party) Applejack: I'd like to tell y'all the terrifying tale of the Prissy Ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! OooooOOwwoOOO! I'm sure y'all are familiar with that one? (playing "Twenty Questions") [Applejack brings up where Zecora lives] Pinkie Pie: Now I've gotta go find a trombone! Pinkie Pie: (to Rarity) You've got a real problem all right! And a banjo is the only answer! (trying to warn Rarity about the parasprites and how to get rid of them) Twilight Sparkle: The princess could arrive at any moment. Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random! Twilight Sparkle: You're a great friend. Eeeeven if we don't always understand you. Pinkie Pie: Twilight, you did a great job your first time around. I'm sure my first time was just as wobbly and bobbly and crash-eriffic as yours! Apple Bloom: There’s a cute-ceañera this afternoon and everypony in my class’ll be there and they’ll all have their cutie marks and I wanna get my cutie mark but I’m no good at sellin’ apples but I really wanna go to the party but how can I go to the party if I don’t have my cutie mark which my big sister says I’m gonna get eventually but... AH WANT IT NOOOWWW! Spike: You know, Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the most athletic. (co-announcing the Running of the Leaves) Spike: Looks like Rainbow's doing her best to catch up! (co-announcing the Running of the Leaves) Pinkie Pie: I must say, Spike, that this has been the most interesting Running of the Leaves in Equestria history! Rainbow Dash: It needs to be about 20 percent cooler. Rarity: Leave me alone! I vant to be alone! I want to wallow in...whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so PATHETIC! Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do? Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat. Pinkie Pie: Hey, Applejack. Whatchya doin'? Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one! (Rainbow Dash trying to teach Fluttershy how to cheer.) [Rainbow Dash meets her idols, the Wonderbolts] Sweetie Belle: Um, that doesn't look like a table. (The Cutie Mark Crusaders trying to fix Fluttershy's table after they accidentally broke it.) Sweetie Belle: Come on, guys. We're not gonna find the chicken or our cutie marks by arguing. Rarity: I am not whining, I am complaining! Do you want to hear whining? (in higher-pitched voice) This is whining! Ooh, this harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it? Ooh, it hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's going to leave a stain. The wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!? Pinkie Pie: Forrrreeeeverrrr! Rainbow Dash: When we get to Appleoosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard? [young Rarity's horn drags her to a rock] Scootaloo: Why don't we ever smash into Rainbow Dash? Pinkie Pie: And that's how Equestria was made! (After Pinkie tells the Cutie Mark Crusaders how she got her cutie mark. Yes, it makes no sense.) [Spike is looking for a quill for Twilight] [Spike asking Pinkie Pie for a quill for Twilight] Pinkie Pie: There’s a bear around here who lives in a house? Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips. Pinkie Pie: The shiny dance floor...the pretty party ponies...ooh, the fancy band. Shiny!...Pretty!...Fancy! (*SQUEE*) GOTTA DANCE! Fluttershy: You're...going to LOVE ME! Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Rarity, your glass slipper! Now your prince is sure to find you! Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary? Discord: What fun is there in making sense? Discord: (gesturing towards Ponyville) Picture it! The chaos capital of the world! Twilight Sparkle: This is my book, and I'm going to READ IT! Twilight Sparkle: Congratulations, Spike. You're the new Rainbow Dash. Twilight Sparkle: If you can't catch her, Discord wins! Fluttershy That big...dumb...MEANIE! [repeated line] Fluttershy: We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously— Pinkie Pie: [chicken squawk] Enough chit-chat! Time is candy! Princess Luna: Ha-ha! The fun has been doubled! Twilight Sparkle: She's not evil or scary any more! And she definitely doesn't want to gobble you up! Rarity's father: I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy-lookin' breakfast all on her own. [Sweetie Belle puts a bowl of bubbling dark liquid on the table] Sweetie Belle: Nope. Toast. Rarity: As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sister-less again! Applejack: Being sisters is like...apple pie. You can have amazin' apples, and you can have a wonderfully crispy crust, but only together can you have a perfect apple pie. (Apple Bloom suddenly gets a Fleur de Lis cutie mark) Pinkie Pie: Oh, I never leave home without my party cannon! Fancypants: (sniffs) I say, what is that scent you're wearing? It smells like...(sniffs) ...is that...cake frosting? Fancypants: (to Rarity) You know these ponies? Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, help! Spike's running wild and I need you to lasso him! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, stop giving him cake! Pinkie Pie: How dare you take the cake!! Pinkie Pie: This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort. Smart Cookie: Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor? Chancellor Puddinghead: Oh my gosh! Hold on to your hooves! I am just about to be brilliant!! Derpy I just don't know what went wrong. Daring Do: Another day, another dungeon. Twilight Sparkle: Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible! Rarity: Fighting's not really my thing, I'm more into fashion...but I'll rip you to pieces if you touch one scale on his cute little head! Rainbow Dash: Who wants a flugelhorn? Pinkie Pie: I want a flugelhorn! Rainbow Dash: Who else wants a flugelhorn? Pinkie Pie: I want a FLUGELHORN!!! If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? For men who think.”A women's place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that's where the knives are kept! If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." :NeVeR:. :-(*fRoWn:-( .:BeCaUsE:. =-O*U nEvEr KnO*=-O .:WhOs FaLLiNg:. :-*InLoVe:-* .:WiTh YoUr:. :-DSmiLe:-D Copy and Paste this if you have a twinkle in your eye. ;) Don't lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out. Rule number one for ANYONE!: If you meet Nova (from SRMTHFG) DO NOT MAKE HER ANGRY!!!!!! You have been warned. If you agree to this then copy and paste this to your profile. Rule number two for ANYONE!: Stealing is wrong... unless it's from pirates :-) IF you agree to this then copy and paste this to your profile. Music is like candy, throw away the rappers. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you've ever walked into something that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. Jason scratched his head. "You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means ‘happy’? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?" — Rick Riordan (The Lost Hero) "That's what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts." — Rick Riordan "Either this guy was naturally hyper, or he hopped on enough sugar and caffine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo." — Rick Riordan "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. "That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked. "The little deformed one," Zoe suggested. "Oh, shut up." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart." — Rick Riordan "It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir,' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up." — Rick Riordan I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." — Rick Riordan "Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things." — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!" — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Braccas meas vescimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!" — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?" — Rick Riordan "Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. "It only works on wild animals." "So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. "Hey!" I protested." — Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief) "Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It's so cute I'm going to cry!" — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle." — Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse) "Red cattle," Annabeth said. "The cattle of the sun." "What?" I [Percy] asked. "They're sacred to Apollo." "Holy cows?" — Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth) "You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks." — Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian) "Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into flames." — Rick Riordan (The Sea of Monsters) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, Invader NAV, Joy, Blackspots, HBee16 If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. The Kane Chronicles Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about people being popular. If you are one of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. From the withered tree, a flower blooms. eliforp ruoy otno siht etsap dna ypoc siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born, I was BLACK, "When I grew up, I was BLACK, "When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "When I die I'll be BLACK. "But you sir... "When you were born, you were PINK, "When you grew up, you were WHITE, "When you're sick, you're GREEN, "When you go in the sun you turn RED, "When you're cold you turn BLUE, "And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. "And yet you have the nerve to call me COLORED!" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy (but you love them anyways) then copy this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. Funny sayings, Funny Words of Wisdom 1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. 6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. 8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. 9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" 11. My Reality Check bounced. 12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. 13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. 14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. 16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. 18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. "Sonic, do I ever cross your mind?" "No." "Do you like me?" "No." "Do you want me?" "No." "Would you cry if I left?" "No." "Would you live for me?" "No." "Would you do anything for me?" "No." "Choose -- Me or your life." "My life." Amy, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Sonic's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind." Amy's eyes widened at this statement and as Sonic wraps his arms around her and continues speaking "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you." "The reason why I don't want you is because I need you." "The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left." "The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you." "The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you." "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." Amy starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness. If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. True Love: Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared! Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down? Boy: Hug me. Girl hugs him Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?! Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head Next day in the paper... There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived. Truth... Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on so he would die but she would live... copy and paste this in your profile if you think that is one of the sweetest things ever!! If you want something interesting to happen for once, like Sonic the Hedgehog and other characters to visit your town to stop Eggman's evil scheme,copy and paste this to your profile. If you're disgusted with the way the United States is today and wish that the government would actually DO something to make it BETTER, paste this on your profile. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5 If you are the right kind of crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're curious who actually STARTS these copy-and-paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever made one of your own, copy and paste this into your profile. Our hopes are but memories reversed. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the allley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She becane uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thaking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for god, and 93 of the people that read won't re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God. P.S.: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them. Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light. If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals his memories, he will always remember you. Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. You don't drown by falling in water. You drown by staying there. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either=D! Copy and Paste if you luv HUGS! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own personal world, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like anything that was made before the year 2000, paste this to your profile Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you've seen the movie "Avatar" & thought it was dumb, hated it even though it had a good plot (&even though the 3d animation was good), & could *literally* NOT be freaked out by VIOLENCE & BLOOD & such, then Copy & Paste this onto your profile. If you just wanted to Copy & Paste this onto your profile, then Copy & Paste this onto your profile. kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted If you've ever wished on a Star to go to Sonic's world(s), then--you know the drill--Copy & Paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever had a monkey randomly hi-jack a motorcyle and do stunts for your own entertainment, paste this on your profile Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the onw who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it. When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about thier ripeness. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then stare at it asking yourself how the heck you did that. You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is prout to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves readin and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and past this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone -- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom, Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia the Hedgehog, Mnicknack, ZehHyperactiveAuthor, HBee16 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think. Things a girl needs to know: 1.) How to make food that kicks butt. 2.) A boy isn't worth the tears, just let go of him, love doesn't come for a few years yet. 3.) We can do anything that boys can do, but we can take it and make it better than before. 4.) Our tears are the most precious things in the world, don't show them to anyone you don't care about. 5.) We are flexible and beautiful, don't call yourself ugly or fat! 6.) Make us mad, you better prepare to meet your maker! 7.) Girls are way better ninjas than boys. Love is a verb. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod auaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hnuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig hug? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that, then put it in your profile! Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. 25 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with your hair. 7. His hands always find yours. 8. Be cute when he really wants someting. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other's company, even when his friends are watching. 22. Sing, even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor. 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and creul way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message to your profile! Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z, the only letter missing is 'I', because I'm me and I don't like to fit in. If you want your own baby dragon, copy and paste this onto your profile. Deck of Cards It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, 'Why aren't you with the rest of the platoon?' The soldier replied, 'I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.' The sergeant said, 'Looks to me like you're going to play cards.' The soldier said, 'No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I've decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.' The sergeant asked in disbelief, 'How will you do that?' 'You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God. The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost. The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John . The Five is for the five virgins, there were ten, but only five of them were glorified. The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth. The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation. The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives -- the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth. The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him. The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone. The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God's first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell. The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary. The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings. When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year. There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year. The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. Each suit has thirteen cards -- there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter. So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.' Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US. Prayer for the Military. Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on... Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them. Bless them and their families. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen. When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world. There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful. Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one. Do not stop the wheel please -- just send this on. If apples are your favorite fruit please copy and paste this onto your profile. The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. There's always lemons. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If your read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobic 3/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic 3/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 5/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 3/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don't take bull from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 1/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regularbasis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them (I try not to get involved in politics). You think it would be better if you were the President. (No way...if that happened the world would end up getting blown up...) You have a huge shelf of books at home (MORE THAN ONE!). You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful 5/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 4/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters 6/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 2/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 0/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 2/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 1/10 So I got: 1. Artemis 2. Hades, Athena 3. Apollo 4. Zeus, Poseidon, Demeter 5. Hephaestus, Hermes 6. Ares, Dionysus 7. Aphrodite Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask the person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leperauchan alone, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials would go back to the "the taste you can see" formula so you don't have to watch those stupid pieces of cereal eat each other anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison or Jacob/Taylor Lautner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, Invader NAV, Joy, Blackspots, HBee16 If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. Racecar Driver (to Sonic, standing on his car): Hey you, this is dangerous! It's irresponsible!! What happens if kids start trying this? Sonic (to camera): Kids, don't use formula one racecars to chase hedgehogs. --Sonic X, Episode 1 (Sonic Says all over again!) Rouge: "C'mon Shadow; Don't be such a stick in the mud." Shadow: "I can't help it; I'm wearing a tie!" -- "Be My Valentine OR ELSE! 1/5" by Sonicsong182 (Youtube) Shadow: If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like i always have!" -- Shadow, Sonic 06 (WE SUPPORT YOU SHADOW!) Sonic: Did he say "MARRIED?" Sonia: Did he say "TO THE QUEEN?" Manic: Did he say "trap?" Or was that just too obvious to mention? -- Sonic Underground, Episode 30 (Ya gotta love Manic!) Sonic: Excuse me? Did somebody here order a clobbering? Boss: ... Sonic: You sure? It said somebody ordered an extra large clobbering topped with everything! Boss: ... Sonic: Hmm, tell you what. I can't take this back so I'm just gonna give you an extra large clobbering for nothing! Hope you're hungry. -- Sonic Colors (Is it just me, or are his jokes just getting worse? They must be if he has to resort to telling them to boss bots who can't talk back.) Sonic: You may know everything I'm going to do, but that won't help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT? - Sonic OVA (Ya know what's stranger, Sonic?)
Charmy: Hey! Anything you say can and will be misquoted, and then used against you in the court of law! --SLAP-- Silver: OW! Marine: Oh! Silver: Why did you hit me? Charmy: Well, I wasn't gonna hit HER, she's awesome! Marine: Aww, you too! --Silver's Neverending Story by Sonicsong182 (YouTube) (LOL, kids!) If you hate Twilight (the book, not Sparkle), copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! A small boy clutches one dollar, wandering into the shops and asking: "Do you sell God?" The shop owners either say no, or tell him to go and play somewhere else, kicking him out of their shops. On the 29th shop, an old man asks him: "Tell me, child, why do you want to buy God?" The little boy tells the old man that his parents have died, and that his uncle is a builder, who fell off a ladder and hasn't woken up from a coma yet. The doctors said that: Only God can save him. And the little boy thought that if he could go and buy God, his uncle would get better. The old man's eyes turn wet with tears and he passes the little boy a bottle of soft drink. "Tell your uncle to drink this and he'll be better." The little boy takes the soft drink happily and pays the old man. A few days later, the boy's uncle is healed by a group of fantastic doctors. However, when the bill came, the numbers were beyond what the boy's uncle could pay. However, someone tells them that an old man has paid for the bill already. The man had been a millionaire who had retreated to a peaceful life as a shopkeeper. The uncle and the boy rush to the shop to give the old man their thanks. However the old man has already elft and gone to another holiday as vacation. A few days later, the uncle receives a letter from the old man. 'You are so lucky to have this boy as your nephew', the letter said. 'He went around so many shops, hoping to purchase God... Thank God, he saved your life, but you must always remember, the true God, is everyone's love!' Copy and post this on your profile if you truly believe God is love. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. Friend -- One who knows all about you and likes you just the same. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... Copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have sung a Christmas Carol nowhere near Christmas time, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've searched google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then post this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do. Today, my friend showed me that the word OK looks like a sideways person. Then I pointed out that QK looks like a ninja. I win. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile! If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile! At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. 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And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this in your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters... copy and paste this onto your profile. How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction 11. You check your profile every ten minutes. 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) If you go through your copy and pastes and STILL laugh at them all, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be. |
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