GREETINGS, GREATER UNIVERSE! WE ARE BECOME THE EGGPLANTS!

. . . Well . . . So much for regular first impressions . . .

Disregarding that spasmodic outburst of nonsense, I am a late adolescent-something-years-old who specializes in sundries, whatnots, and getting hit over the head with a pillow. I haven't anything on my head as of yet, so don't expect to much activity on my part save for the regular first-timer's obligatory browsing of the Site's content.