WARNING ~ May contain screaming, swearing, singing, strange mental dancing, very pissed off blondes, stereotype hatings, long lists, possible fictional suicide attempts, smart ass coments, randomness, severe ADHD moments, annoying sarcasm, megaphones, guyliner, glowing green eyes, potatos that tell you things, spelling errors, uncontrolable laughter, OTHFG (Obsessed Tokio Hotel Fan Girl), nose bleeds, and vegetarians. Only 32 animals were harmed in the making of this profile. Read at your own risk. Do not attempt to reanact, recreate, or steal any of the following ideas. You will die. If you have any objections, please speak now or forever hold your peace, you may now kiss the bride. Or in my case Bill Kaulitz.

Hello my lovelys! I'm Myra, and I am a Tokio Hotel Obsessed Fan Girl, and very proud to admit it! You see, other people are very secretive about it, and choose not to show it, but they are OTHFG's. I, on the other hand will gladly shout it through a megaphone to the entire world. And I almost did once, but my friend stopped me. :(. I am learning how to speak German currently, and I've gotten quiet far.

I love to write. I write all of the time. I write stories, fanfiction (duh), poems, and songs. I even wrote Bill Kaulitz a song. Well actually many. I posted them on quizilla. My username on quizilla is xXKaulitzTearsXx. So if you want to read it, it's called Savior. If I am asked, I will post some of my stories, poems, and songs here. If you want. :)

I love the color black, and I always shop at Hot Topic. My ipod is green (not sure why I told you that), and most of it has Tokio Hotel stuff on it. Most of my stories are about Tokio Hotel.

Unfortunately, my Microsoft Word is down currently, so I can't post anything. :'( *sob sob sob*

I hate stereotypes. I hate people who give them, I hate people who label other people, I just hate stereotypes period. (What a bundle of love I am.)

Favorite Movies: Labyrinth (1986), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Lion King (1 and 2), Arthur und die Minimoys (For those who have no idea, look it up.), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Eragon,
Favorite TV shows: Tokio Hotel TV!!! Ghost Adventures, Doctor Who, Supernatural, CSI: Miami, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,
Favorite Books: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Anything Shakespeare, Eagle Strike (Alex Rider), Eragon,
Favorite Bands: Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance #2, Evanesence, TOKIO HOTEL!!!!! #1 (If you haven't figured this out by now, then you're really screwed.)

Now for some shout outs! First off to my amazing Fanfiction Buddy, Jane Firefly Kaulitz. She's really good, and she has a few TH stories plus some Newsie ones, and some others out. She's got amazing talent, and she's funny as hell. Love you forever Jane dear!!!

Of course to my bestie Truthful Blasphamy (I hope to God I spelled that right) You are awesome, keep posting, and I hope to see you this summer ma'am!

Next, to my buddy Ishmiel. (aka Wolfie) Dude, you are my best GBF who's not actually gay in the world and ich liebe dich fur immer! You are one hell of a drummer dude, and I owe you a lot! Your drawings are amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Next, to my darling Noelle. Ellie my love, you are my sister, and my best friend. I love you with all my heart, and nothing will ever change that. I don't care that you are majorly obsessed with Panic! At The Disco, because I know that you don't care that I'm majorly obsessed with Tokio Hotel. You and I sound great together when we sing baby.

And of course, to my amazing singing partner, and beautiful twinsie, Ally! Love, you are my sister, you are my soul mate, you are my best friend. You were my first friend, and I love you so much! I miss you like hell, and you NEED to come back soon!!!!! Hurry!!!!!!!!

What can I say. I'm a major Tokio Hotel fangirl. They are the greatest band in the world, and they always will be. Call me crazy, stupid, obsessed, or anything else, but no matter what you say, I'm always going to love Tokio Hotel. Ich Liebe Tokio Hotel Fur Immer!!! They are everything to me. They are the reason I cry, the reason I laugh, the reason I smile, and the reason for my heart to break. I don't care what happens to them, if their music changes, I'll still love them. If their style changes, I'll still love them. If Bill decided to dye his hair pink, or Georg decided to cut his hair off, or Tom decided to become a lawyer, or Gustav decided to... I'm coming up blank... OH YEAH! If Gustav were to become a fireman. Anyway, whatever they decide, I will be right there with them no matter what. And even if Bill was gay, I would still be right there. Because I don't care. I love Bill for who he is, and if he's gay, then for Gods sake, I'll dance around my room smiling. Because no matter what, I still love them. Tokio Hotel is one of the most important things to me in the world.

Now, Bill's face covers most of my notebooks, and walls, and basiclly anything else, but I don't love him like that. I have never thought of Bill Kaulitz as a boyfriend, husband, or anything else. Billa is a big brother to me. Nothing more. He always will be my big brother. Bill is my brother, my soulmate, and my best friend. He is amazing in every way, and it kills me to know that he'll never know that I feel this way. But I swear, one day, I will meet him. Only one meeting would be enough forever. I listen to his voice every morning on my ipod, just imagining it's really him singing to me. Billa, ich liebe dich fur immer. Für immer und ewig meine Liebe.

YAY! CONFESSION TIME!!! I may be 13, but I'm proud to admit, I have a Teddy Bear. Yes folks, I, Myra Glass, have a Teddy. It is my Tokio Hotel Teddy. It's my BillaBear, and I sleep with it every night. I love my Teddy. And as far as I know, Tomi still has his teddy bear. Which I think is extremely cute. I love guys with Teddy Bears.

"I have great respect for any guy who has a Teddy Bear. I have even greater respect for any guy who has a Teddy Bear and admits it. And I have the greatest respect for any guy who has a Teddy Bear, admits it, and is proud of it." ~ Me!!!

My second fave band is My Chemical Romance!!! I

Ishmiel/Me: WHAT THE HELLO KITTY?
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Me: I LOVE NEWSIES!!!

Nathan: What is it about?

Me: Its an old 1992 Disney movie about 60 or so really hot, sometimes shirtless boys from 1899, with New York accents, kick-ass hats, suspenders, and singing/dancing skills of pure awsomness.
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Me: Send me your halloween pics!

Ally: NO! I look fat!!!

Me: No you don't!

Ally: Yes I do!

Me: Yes you do!

Ally: No I don't!

Me: HAHA!

Ally: -.-
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Ally: HEY! GIVE ME THOSE!!

Me: DANG! WHO CRAPPED IN YOUR CORNFLAKES!!!!!!!
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(While on my lagging computer chatting with Ally)
Me: He ydoy ou wantme t oocallkl you?

Ally: ???

Me: -.- Yeah that came out fantastic.
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Me: Noelle, are you okay?

Ellie: Yeah... yeah I'm good. I was laughing so hard, I started choking on my chocolate, then I started laughing even more because I was choking!

Me: ... all right.
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Ally: GIVE ME CANDY NOW!!!!!!

Me: ALRIGHT! GOD! Who died and made you God?

Ally: Jesus.

Me: Sorry hun, but if Jesus was going to replace God, he wouldn't choose a candy craving hyperactive weirdo.

Ally: Hey! That's... quite true actually.
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(While watching Doctor Who)
Me: If he dies, I'm going to kill him.
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Andre: Dude, she's hot!

Me: That's a guy dumbass!

Andre: It is?

Me: YES! Bill Kaulitz is a GUY!

Andre: He looks like a chick! What's wrong with him?

Me: Andre, listen bud. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But if you ever diss my boy again, I'll make Dwyane Johnson look like a stick figure.

Ishmiel: Oh sh*t on a stick!
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Me: (To my cousin Gabrielle) So, anyway, like I was saying...

Mr. Gendreau (science teacher): RAAAAAAA! (Him scaring the shit out of me.)

Me: AHHHHHH! GENDREAU! ICH BIN SO SATT DAS MAN EINE HUNDIN DIE GANZE ZEIT!!! (I'm so sick of you being a b*ch all the time!)

Mr. Gendreau: *blink* I think she just swore at me in German, but I can't send her to the office because I don't know for sure.

Me: Oh I love my German skills!
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(While at camp)
Me: Jane? Why are you glaring at my elbow?

Jane: I'm not!

Me: Well it looked like you were!

Jane: Oh yes! Ugh, elbows! I hate those things!
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Me: Me and You is Firends, You cry, I cry, You Smile, I smile, You hurt ,I hurt, You jump off a bridge, There's no way in hell I'm coming in after ya!

Ishmiel: Love you too chick.
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Me: My friend says I'll one day end up in rehab for Skittles.

Ally: I'm sure you will. I'll set up a candy rehab just for you!
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(While talking to an emo friend)
Kristen: Everyone is calling me a wannabe emo and a wannabe goth and I'm sick of it!

Me: Well listen. I know for sure you are not a wannabe. You like your own style of music, and your own fashion style, and it makes you different. And my God, if you're a wannabe emo, then I'm a mother f*ing chicken!

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Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?
Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing.
IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

█████████████100 Percent Tokio Hotel Fan

█████████████100 Percent Bill Kaulitz Lover

█████████████100 Percent Tom Kaulitz Lover

█████████████100 Percent Georg Listing Lover

█████████████100 Percent Gustav Schäfer Lover

XXXPUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A REAL TH FANXXX

1. Real TH fans know more songs than Monsoon.
2. Real TH fans know Bill Kaulitz's brother's name.
3. Real TH fans will actually know that Bill and Tom are twins.
4. Real TH fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs come on.
5. Real TH fans will punch anyone for dissing Bill's hair, feminine features, or Tom's cornrows.
6. Real TH fans love the songs in German and in English.
7. Real TH fans think that they are totally hot.
8. Real TH fans think that Devilish was awesome too.
9. Real TH fans don't love only Ready, Set, Go! and Scream.
10. Real TH fans don't like TH only for their looks.
11. Real TH fans know how to pronounce every guys' name.
12. Real TH fans can sing all the songs in German, even though they might not know the language.
13. Real TH fans don't like only Bill.
14. Real TH fans never forget Tom, Georg or Gustav.
15. Real TH fans have this on their profile.
16. REAL TH fans know that there is twins in the band, really hot ones
17. REAL TH fans know how old each member is.
18. REAL TH fans know each member's name.
19. REAL TH fans know more than 5 songs from them.
20. REAL TH fans have more than 10 songs on their Ipod or MP3.
21. REAL TH fans know the lyrics to more than 15 songs by memory.
22. REAL TH fans get mad when haters talk crap about them.
23. REAL TH fans have this on their profile!

I love Bill's cute front teeth.
I love Tom's sexy lip ring.
I love that Bill is so unique.
I love that Tom is so perverted.
I love the way Bill's eyes glow.
I love when Tom's eyes make me smile.
I love when Bill speaks English.
I love when Tom speaks German.
I love Bill's cute butt.
I love Tom's hot abs!
But the thing I love most about them is,
They don't let anyone bring them down.
(put this on your channel if you love the Kaulitz twins)

1. G: orgeous!
2. E: xciting!
3. O: riginal!
4. R: ockin awesome!
5. G: reatest bassist!

1. T: otally hot!
2. O: MG! His smile! Amazing!
3. M: y favorite guitarist in dreads ever!

1. B: estest sexiest talented singer!
2. I: ncredibly uh-mazing!
3. L: ovable!
4. L: ove of my life!

1. G: reat!
2. U: nforgettably hilarious!
3. S: hy!
4. T: otally the best drummer ever!
5. A: wesome guy!
6. V: ery friendly!

God had a perfect plan, he wanted TOM to be the most beautiful guy in the world... his plan was a success for 10 minutes but then FAILED when BILL KAULITZ was born!

~Sexy Hips~
~Cute Lips~
~Perfect Smile~
~Kaulitz~
~Style~

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TOKIO HOTEL WHEN...
-Your parents roll their eyes or drone you out when you go on and on about Tokio Hotel and random facts you learned about them.
-You tell everyone about Tokio Hotel even if they don't give a flying fuck.
-Have a wall dedicated to them.
-You Know It's Georg NOT GEORGE!
-You Know It's Bill und Tom not BILL AND TOM!
-You Know It's Lezzgo NOT LETS GO!
-You Know It's Ahmazeeng NOT AMAZING!
-You suddenly have a thing for guys with dreads.
-You're planning a trip to Germany next year.
-You giggle every time you drink Coke, although it was always your favorite soda, before you knew about Tom.
-You giggle every time you eat pasta.
-Sometimes, you only eat cornflakes cause they remind you of Bill.
-You have daydreamed about every possible way you could meet them, and what you'd say.
-You have that one best friend (you made into a Tokio Hotel fan of course) that you scream with and ask "WHAT IF BILL LOOKED RIGHT IN YOUR EYES?" and about 1,000,000 other 'What if' questions.
-You smile everytime you think of one of their cute moments. Or when you think of their smile :)
-You sit in class and think of all the funny things the boys have done.
-Every time you here the word "Tokyo" or "Hotel" they pop into your mind.
-You now love guys with piercings on their lip, eyebrow, or tongue.
-You've always loved both vampires AND fairies, and when you found out that Bill does, too, you freaked out and declared yourself as Bill's official twin.
-You've thought about what you'd say to them, in perfect German, a million times in your head already.
-You giggle over waffles.
-You giggle when you see teddy bears, and yell "TOM! DEIN TEDDY!"
-"It's so amathing 4 meeeeee" is something you say all the time now, just like Bill.
-You Say "What Butiful veater nice nice nice" every time you step outside no matter what's the weathers like.
-You plan on meeting them and making your fave member fall madly in love with you.
-You know the lyrics to close to all their songs in English AND in German.
-You can spend countless hours telling people things about TH that you've newly found out...
-You cry every time you watch 'Spring Nicht' and beg Bill not to jump
-You start noticing people with lip, eyebrow and tongue piercings when you'd never noticed things like that before.
-You begin speaking what little German you know just to make yourself feel that little bit closer to them.
-You see an Esclade, think of Tom, jump up and down and clap.
-Your father tells you point blank. "I need to meet this Bill." In a bad way.
-You giggle every time you see a gummy bear.
-You think of Georg every time you see a bathroom freshener.
-You see a cockroach and scream "COCKA LEG!"
-You randomly bust out with quotes. Then laugh when its really funny, as your rents look at you like your mad you say "Kristen (Or a friend who is TH obsessed also) would have gotten it."

TOKIO HOTEL:
Live it!
Breathe it!
Want it!
Need it!
Preach it!
LOVE it!

It takes a minute to like their looks.

It takes a song to like their music.

It takes an hour to fall in love with them.

It takes a day to become obsessed with them.

But it takes a lifetime to forget them.

(Copy this on your channel if you're a TH fan!)
We waited for infinity
We screamed 'til we felt it
We were ready when it was time to run
We ran through the monsoon
We got closer to the edge
We didn't jump
We broke away
We're the forgotten children
We're gonna live on if it is our final day
We're gonna die when love is dead
You came to rescue us
You're always forever sacred to us
And even if you're a thousand sea's far
We'll raise our hands for you

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Bill so damn sexy.

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Tom so damn sexy.

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Georg so damn sexy.

God made Coke, God made Pepsi
God made Gustav so damn sexy.

TH FANS FIGHT FOR THEM AGAINST HATERS AND MAKE TH EVEN MORE POPULAR SO THEY CAN BECOME A LEGENDARY GROUP! PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE! TH FANS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER!

I pledge allegiance to the music, of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel.
And to the republic for which Bill's hair stands.
One six-pack, under Tom's XXXL shirt.
With Jumbie and skittles for all.