I am, your WORST nightmare.

Well maybe not.
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If you want me to read and review any story, just PM me.

Yeah, I'm really nice! (WHHHHAT?!) But still, I suggest the types below.

My real name is beeeeep (Sorry, it's classified coz' I'm in the CIA! [note sarcasm]).

I love:

romance stories!!!

Percy jackson stories! (with not much adventure)

My little pony friendship is magic. BAM!

Vampire Knight

Prince and Princess stories.

Romeo and Juliet fanfics without death. Please.

and any other stuff you suggest to me that I might like!

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I'm a girl who loves books, chocolate, anything to do with PJatO and the smart girl in class. I'm the one who sits on the floor of the malls to read while my friends shop. I'm the one who will look like a nerd, which I am.

And I am firkin' proud!

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f you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profil

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

if you are obsessed with writing fanfics for certain pairings or reading them, copy this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!... we fucked up... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

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...songfics you ask?...

No offense, but I'm not into songfics that much. But I can try right???? Right???!!!

I love to draw and write stories. Sing at times...oh! and read! Yes! Books! How could I forget?!

Note to self: Beg, plead,and do anything in power to get PJATO ownership from Rick Riordan.

And I hate, positively hate,

Trolls.

Oh wait, no I don't.

TROLOLOLOL

Again, if you want me to read and review your story, just Pm me, kay???

Kapish

My ongoing story preview, if you're interested. It's a percy jackson story.

The Not so Different side of Us

It's time.

He fingered the black box in his pocket and gulped.He sighed as he knocked on the Athena cabin. Silence. What if she's not in there?

"Annabeth?"

There was a flash of blonde curls in the door behind the bunk bed.

He heard that voice, the voice of the girl who saved hims dozens of times.

"Okay, Piper, go and call Percy."

"On it!" He recognized it as Piper's voice.

Piper ran out the door huffing and stopped immediately when she saw her.

"What going on?"

"Stuff. Come in there." She pointed to the door and ran back into it.

He was greeted by a pondering Annabeth, an unconscious Jason, a non-caring Nico, a suprised Thalia and a worried Piper.

And, a black portal in the middle of the...bathroom?

"Whoa." Percy gasped.

Annabeth nodded in agreement "It showed up just this morning."

What if it was a monster in there?

Jason was finally up, Piper hanging on to him, because he was still wobbly.

"What happened to Jason?" Percy asked.

Annabeth said "He peered into the portal and...fainted. Almost immediately actually."

Not a monster...

Jason, ran away from Piper and put his hand on Percy's shoulder for support.

He said "Girl...Me...in there!" He said panting.

Okay that just doesn't make sense...

Annabeth said "What? What did you see Jason?!"

Jason stopped panting and said "I peered inside, and there was...Me."

Like a mirror.

Annabeth arched her brows. "You?"

"Yes, but at the same time, it wasn't."

What? YOU?! But not you, ouch.

Percy scrunched his eyebrows. "Well, that's hurting my brain."

"What do you mean, You, but not you?" Annabeth asked, suprised.

"It was me alright, a GIRL me."

How...odd. Something or someone is in there.

Everyone in the room was silent. Percy said "We have to go in."

Annabeth sighed "But wait, how do you know it was you in girl version Jason?"

"There was a connection. That told me, this--I mean her...is you." Jason said.

I made a conclusion.

Percy nodded. "It's there for some reason."

Annabeth rubbed her chin and said, "How do we know it's safe and stable?"

Suddenly, there was a whir of black hair and someone screamed.

When Percy checked the room, there was no Nico and an innocently whistling Thalia.

did Thalia just...no...no...no...

Annabeth said "What just happened?"

Thalia said "Hey, you said 'how do we know it's stable' so I pushed Nico in."

nononononono...

Piper suddenly piped in (bad pun) "No we really have to go in."

"Yes, yes we do!" Percy said and went in.

A/N: I'm almost done with that part, just a few more. Tell me if I should continue.

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If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

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1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

the beach

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Percy? No, Annabeth will kill me.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Piper and everyone else

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

all the enemies of the "7"

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Percy, Piper, Leo

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Hestia (the good god)

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Say hi! What else? Slap him across the face?!

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My mother. (BAM!)

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

ANYONE BUT OCTAVIAN! MERCCYYY!!!

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Get someone else.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Jasper

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Akward...

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Read on fanfiction.net

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

This is not PJatO, it a HoO: "I've always wanted to be glue!"

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Everything.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

"Oh, and is Annabeth your girlfriend????" *Percy smacks Nico.*

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

None. Gods have no humor. But titans do!:

We get to plan and he gets to erupt in flames!!!

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

Louise the thirteenth furniture! Delicious! (I'm not sure about that name.)

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Clarrisse comes out of hiding place and says "It's about time!"

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

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“This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls.”

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and Fablehaven, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, PercyJackson-PeetaM-Fang-Fan11, xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx PjoFablehGHeirGreenrLymBoklvSm (note: i changed Maximum Ride to Fablehaven since i havent read MR yet)

"Girl, you're amazing, just the way you are."- Bruno Mars

“One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.”The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending ALL her money on clothes, getting in trouble, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.

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I don't blame mean people for being mean. I don't blame them for making me cry. I don't blame god for making them. I don't blame their parents for raising them that way.

I blame myself for not seeing who they really are.

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So, this is the end of all that funny, sad and serious crud.

Goodmorning goodnight or goodafternoon to all!!!