Rawr. I Be Sam. Heres a poem I wrote at school in year 8 - Brought it hoome on my pendrive today :)

There once was a child called zozo.
His hero was hugo a gogo.
He jumped off a hill
Then died on his bill.
And that was the end of zozo.
His hero, hugo a gogo,
Said the funeral was to be a no no.
he jumped of that hill,
and with that did kill,
the last memory of my little zozo.