This is an extremely girly self-insert, very likely a Mary-Sue type of story, where a lot of the characters aren't at all straight. I thought I'd let you know straight up so you can just pass it by it if that's likely to upset and/or offend you. Otherwise - welcome to the Malfoy family.

This is a story about what I would do if I was ever going to actually have my biggest wish come true. Please read this authors note at the beginning. Warning: there will be manga references.