Pongo esto en la parte superior porque me parece que no sólo es importante en inglés también es importante en español.

Esta es una historia acerca de Dios. Leer si creen en él y leer incluso si no lo hace.

Una adolescente de 17 con nombre Diane había ido a visitar a unos amigos una tarde y tiempo pasado rápidamente cada compartieron sus experiencias distintas del año pasado. Terminó quedándose más tiempo de lo previsto y tuvo que caminar solo inicio. No estaba miedo porque es una ciudad pequeña y vivía sólo a unas pocas cuadras de distancia.

Mientras caminaba a lo largo de los árboles de altura elm, Diane pidió Dios mantener su seguro de daño y peligro. Cuando llegó el callejón, que era un atajo a su casa, ella decidió tomarlo. Sin embargo, hasta la mitad el callejón ella notó a un hombre de pie al final como si él estaba esperando. Ella se convirtió en un incómodo y comenzó a rezar, pidiendo protección de Dios. Al instante una reconfortante sensación de tranquilidad y seguridad envuelto alrededor de ella, se sentía como si alguien caminaba con ella. Cuando llegó el final del callejón, ella caminó derecho pasado el hombre y llegó a casa con seguridad.

Al día siguiente, leyó en el periódico que una niña había sido violada en el mismo callejón sólo veinte minutos después de que ella había estado allí. Sentirse abrumado por esta tragedia y el hecho de que podría haber sido ella, ella comenzó a llorar. Dando las gracias al Señor por su seguridad y para ayudar a esta joven mujer, ella decidió ir a la estación de policía. Sentía que podría reconocer al hombre, por lo que ella les contó su historia. La policía le preguntó si estaría dispuesto a mirar una alineación para ver si ella puede identificarlo. Ella aceptó y inmediatamente, señaló el hombre que había visto la noche anterior en el callejón. Cuando el hombre le dijo que había sido identificado, inmediatamente se rompieron y confesó. El funcionario agradeció a Diane por su valentía y preguntó si había algo que podían hacer por ella. Pregunta si piden la cuestión de un hombre. Diane fue curiosa por qué él había no atacó. Cuando el policía le preguntó, él respondió, "porque no estaba solo. Ella tenía dos hombres altos caminando a cada lado de ella". Sorprendentemente, si cree o no, nunca estás solo. ¿Sabías que 98 de adolescentes no será defender a Dios, y 93 de la gente que lea esto no re-posteo lo?

Re-posteo esto si realmente cree en Dios, e incluso si no lo hace.

Si crees en Jesucristo poner esto en tu perfil y simplemente no ignore esto, porque en la Biblia dice que si me negado, le negaré delante de mi padre en las puertas del cielo.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of

Heaven.

Hola, he decidido tomar parte de mi perfil y lo traduce al español! Si a usted le gusta leer que por favor vaya al final de la página!!!

Hi, my name is Samantha. My Japeneese name is 明日香 Asuka (fragrance of the bright day). You can call me Sam or Asuka. It dosn't matter which one. I am a female who lives in the United States. I was born in 1998 on July 30 (you do the math). I currently have two dogs but, no fish or cats.

Commandments Of the Average Teen

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

lease only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Does the noise in my head bother you?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move...or gravity hates me...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

You've seen the first paragraph all over FanFiction, but, now you have the whole poem!! :1

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

1. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Canada

2. Which IZ character would you date?

Zim

3. Which IZ character is your best friend?

Gir and Zim

4. Which IZ character do you hate?

Tallest Red

5. Your favortite IZ episode?

The most horrible Xmas ever

6. Your favorite IZ character?

GIR or Zim.

7. Favorite almighty Tallest?

Purple.

8. Zim walks up to you. What do you do?

Run around screaming like a crazed fan girl

9. You just got 2 tickets to a concert. Who do you take with you?

GIR.

10. You acccidentally got stranded on a deserted island. Who is stuck with you?

Dib.

11. Zim just asked you to help him repopulate Irk. What do you do?

Say "You at least need to take me to a movie or something first!"

12. Favorite IZ pairing?

ZaTr and GaMr ZaGr

13. You and the Tallests are on the massive...

Take controll and become the new tallest

14. If you could spend you Friday nights doing something, what would you do?

Watch the Angry Monkey Show with Gir!!

15. Favorite IZ quote?

There are so many awesome ones, it's hard to decide!!!

16. Favorite Zim moment?

The Wettening

Oh, such rain we had. It was delicous!-Zim

17. Favorite Dib moment?

"Hey, lookit that garbage can!" amd "There are things here I've never even dreamed of! I'm gonna try and blow it up!"

18. Favorite Tallest moment?

I don't have one

19. Favorite GIR moment?

All of them!!!

20. Favorite random moment?

I was the turkey all along!!-Gir

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST want to kill you if you're not Muslim.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Only 1/12 Native American)

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy (CrazyXD)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (Unsuccessfully goth, not exactly sure what my religion should be though)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't (Pretty good for a ten year old)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (I still don’t exactly know what religion to choose)

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I know nearly everyone yet I’m anti social, weird)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST (YOU WISH!)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (A girl can dream, can’t she?!)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED

I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.

I’m a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.

I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:15

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.(I wish I had a cat I used to but, it turns out almost everyone in my family including me is allergic to cats. Yet I love them anyway XD!!)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(I played beauty shop and cut their hair!)
Like being the star of every thing.
Total:12 1/2

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Commandments Of the Average Teen

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

lease only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Does the noise in my head bother you?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move...or gravity hates me...

Pictures I wish I owned, but, don't.

My fave picture

Hola, mi nombre es Samantha. Mi nombre es Japeneese 明日香 Asuka (fragancia del día brillante). Puedes llamarme Sam o Asuka. Se dosn't importa cuál. Yo soy una mujer que vive en los Estados Unidos. Yo nací en 1998, el 30 de julio (se hacen las cuentas).