Hello. My name is... something. I think I've heard the name "Leslie" thrown at me, but I can't be sure of the sanity of the people who did it. I'm 20 years of age, I also play a guitar in a famous metal band called "We're Not Here It's All In Her Head." We're working on the name. *nods*

I like long walks on the beach, roses, champa--

Wait, no, that wasn't me.

Let's try again:

I enjoy listening to metal music (in all it's glorious forms), writing alternate universes about bands, making computer graphics, and doing Silly Walks through Wally World. You'll normally find me watching Monty Python on Friday nights, working out Metallica songs on guitar, or whining 'cause "I don't like spam."

These are the ramblings of a deranged teenager. Unfortunately, as there is no cure but time for this horrid condition, one can only hope to survive the epidemic of such ramblings. Once they approach adulthood, these teenagers soon lose some of their insanity and their brains begin to grow and mature into their full potential and thus are born, in varying degrees, as productive citizens of our society.

OR they grow up to be like me.

I'm currently a Sherlock watching, guitar playing, Skyrim playing, homeschooling mother of two, who is actively involved in my church. I have been blessed with a church that preaches the Cross of Christ which has revolutionized my life.

Don't be fooled, I am still as weird as I ever was. People in my life know me by my sarcastic nature and that I'll throw completely random stuff out in mid-conversation - keeping everyone on their toes, you see. Keeps 'em guessing. I learned well from The Princess Bride, it was my building block of who I am now.

Lyreslief: lyre (stringed instrument akin to the harp) lief (archaic form of love, willingness). Pronounced "Liars leaf."