Hello everyone. I want you to know right now, that I am not Tara, I am not Becky, and I did not write My Immortal or Forbidden Fruit. I have read both of those stories and almost peed my pants reading it. But, I have been bored lately, and I really enjoy making other people laugh as well as myself, so I thought; "Hey! I have spare time, I have fingers to type, and I have an amazing imagination that can create pieces of art! Now, this art is not good, it's shit actually. But Picasso didn't really look that real or good either, but he is famous. So, I really enjoy writing these stories, and I hope you all do as well. So, once again let me say that I am not retarded, I do not actually talk or write like this, and I am doing it completely for entertainment purposes. If you don't believe me, then I will be happy to write a passage for you all, but I think that tis paragraphs speaks for itself if you read any of the shit that I write in my stories.

Thanks, and happy reading!

Spoofey