ChocolateCoveredKilljoyhide bio
Hi! Killjoy here. I have a lot of diverse interests and hobbies. I can sometimes be found writing, but more often than not I am slacking off or dealing with what people call "socializing". Yeah, I'm not very good at that. Honestly, what did you expect from someone who spends most of their free time online or reading? Don't expect to much of me, if I ever do get around to writing something longer than one chapter. I have other crap to deal with. Like work. And my education. As for what I'm like, well, how best to put it? I am an introverted hermit with little to no social skills. My friends firmly believe I'm a psychopath and some how, despite this, I am the voice of reason in our little group of misfits. I like the color green. My music taste ranges from heavy metal to classical to country (and everything in between). My whole life has pretty much been an adventure in how to be eccentric without putting other people off. Reading is a favorite activity of mine, to the point that when I am engaged in a novel you need a crowbar to pry my away. Actually, forget the crowbar, getting between me and one of my babies will probably result in permanent disfigurement or death. You've been warned. I am also sadistically fond of dark poetry and horror stories. Currently, my favorite series is the Cthulu Mythos. H.P. Lovecraft. Now there is a man I would like to meet. As for fandoms... Well, it's similar to my taste in music. I mostly prefer anime/manga fanfics with a healthy side of books, but I do read/write things in almost every category. Some of my favorite fandoms include: Hunter x Hunter, Fairy Tail, FullMetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Buffy, Teen Titans, X-men, Devil May Cry, FFVIII, G.I. Joe, and Baccano (if you don't know what that is, look it up, RIGHT NOW. It deserves more fans). I don't do requests, I am the laziest shit alive, and if you flame me, I will find where you live and sick my dog on (beware of slobbery kisses; Kendall's too old to kill anything anymore, but his breathe could be considered a form of torture). |
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Arx Domus Nigrae by MaryRoyale reviews
There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,685 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 8,304 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Cygnus B.
Persephone by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. - Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 224,664 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
The Vessel by White Ink Penpal reviews
I started out as a girl without memories in a foreign land, and life took a turn for the worse after that. Sakura-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 282,522 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Sakura H., Levi A.] Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Amaryllis by silverfootsteps reviews
Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 279,846 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Inspired by Lsayaku by blackbeanie reviews
A series of Hans/Seras stories inspired by the fanart of Lsayaku. Chapter 70: Before they leave Brazil in episode 4, Seras, Alucard and Pip receive word of a werewolf sighting.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 423,143 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Seras, Hans G.
A Jester's Ink by blob80 reviews
ON HIATUS / "Entertain a clown and you become a part of the circus." -Uta/OC- Sadistic tendencies, cannibalism, blood, and a few meticulously crafted masks. Those things are always fun. However bloody the mix, however strangled the path, the end result is still the same. Clowns always have the last laugh.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,372 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 5/29/2015 - [Uta, OC] Kaneki K./Haise S., Yomo R.
halcyon days by jaylene reviews
Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 149,506 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Sakura H., Indra Ō., Ashura Ō.] - Complete
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,153 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Der Freischütz by Armageddon Angel reviews
An undercover cop with a chip on his shoulder, ice in his veins and nothing to lose. A cunning hacker with a Robin Hood streak, a massive ego and a dark past. They lived and worked in different spheres. But they are about to collide in a game of lies, betrayals, romance and drugs as they both go after a kingpin known only as Der Freischütz.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,366 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
Who by Strawberry9212 reviews
Sakura. Men. And secrets. What more could you ask for? SakuMulti. Multiple Pairings. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,863 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuyu no Sakura by toraffles reviews
When a careless deity snips the thread of Haruno Sakura's life too soon, he patches up the problem by transferring her soul into another universe. 12 years later, seemingly ordinary Fuyuno Sakura must hide her identity as the mercenary 'Shi no Kage' from both L and Kira, even as her very existence tampers with the fates' original plans for these men. SakuMulti, Sakura-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Sakura H., Light Y., L, BB
King of Gods by Mrs Scorpius Malfoy reviews
"I've waited for you to come back to me for more than a thousand years," Indra said. In which Sasuke loses Sakura to his ancestor. SasuSakuIndra
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,209 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Indra Ō. - Complete
Fredonia by LibraMoon reviews
Changed to a series of one shots. UKxFem!US. Because people wanted England to have more love. Rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,521 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 1/14/2015 - England/Britain, America
Eat Your Heart Out by coincidenced reviews
"Aika, if I were to name one emotion that floods me whenever my eyes catch yours, that emotion would not be love. It would be regret; that and everlasting guilt." Kuroro X OC
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,089 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Kuroro L., OC
Obelisk: Kingdom of Monsters by VesperChan reviews
More than halfway through the curse, Sakura's nightmares hold nothing back as fangs and spells seek to drag her down and bury her with the dead. Monsters have come at least to feast on what is left of her bones and devour her wounded heart. Beyond the scars and bloodshed, her soul is beginning to fade under the dim lights of another enchanted speakeasy and ruby eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 180,406 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Sakura H. - Complete
When In Moscow by LibraMoon reviews
She's with the CIA. He is KGB. Both of them have a mission and a goal in mind. Keep their respective governments informed and in power. Featuring FemCIAAmericaxKGBRussia! Rated M for later Chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - America, Russia
Taka Noir by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Team Taka is actually a small group of criminals trying to make their way in the big city. Unfortunately, their way involves a lot of guns, blood, and low-quality booze. Fortunately, they wouldn't have it any other way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Adventures of a Dumbass by Synodic reviews
Crashing face-first into gravel wasn't exactly Erika's favorite way of entering a fictional universe. ( OC ). No Pairings.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,359 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Kuroro L., Hisoka, Ging F., OC
Make Your Nest and Lay in It by Silver Inklett reviews
The learning curve from having one dragon slayer to suddenly having three is steep. Especially when the only one who seems to have all the answers is none other than than the Kurogane himself. Life in Magnolia is about to get interesting. [Drabble series revolving around the dragon slayers of Fairy Tail. Multiple POVs. Mainly Gajevy with several other minor pairings]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,939 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Natsu D., Wendy M.
Order Up by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Even elite military units need to eat. And as for the poor bewildered private who gets transferred in to help in the Pit kitchen-well, she may need something else. Like a vacation. Inspired by "In the Line of Duty." T for language. COMPLETE.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,289 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Doll by AT0Mx0 reviews
Being in the wrong place at the wrong time turns this little dolls world upside-down.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sting E., Lucy H.
Our dance by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Looking up at the star filled sky now, after everything we've been through, it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Nothing should try to compare to your beauty. But then again, nothing could ever compare to you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Unintended Consequences by Vampire-Badger reviews
Altair feels someone is watching him. Desmond feels his life falling apart. A thousand years isn't any distance at all, really.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 112,930 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
of princes and thieves by Cracker-nin reviews
In this city, there's no space for innocence any more than there's space for heroes. Haruno Sakura has never been much of either. "Would that all the smug, vainglorious, damned inconvenient nobles hounding after poor innocent common girls had a collective set of balls so that I might kick them repeatedly." MultiSaku, Assassin!AU. T for Bad Words and gratuitous violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Sakura H.
The Ante by octobertown reviews
When Gambit left Rogue on the shores of Blood Moon Bayou, he slipped a playing card into her hand. More than a conciliatory gesture, it signaled the start of something that carried the understanding: Never bet more than you are willing to lose.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 335,403 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
True Dreaming by Kagetaka reviews
It really started off as nothing more than a strange dream. Every night, Demetra would dream the same thing, an open blue sea, an endless sky, and a crew of notorious pirates. Next thing she knew, she went from being an invisible bystander to more.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,526 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - E. Kidd, Killer
Instant Family by LadyNightRunner reviews
Anything that comes from Sephiroth's body is, by right, his property. This extends to three young boys he finds in the labs one night, even if keeping them means learning a whole new way to live life. Too bad they don't come with a manual.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sephiroth, Kadaj
A Few More Steps by MYZ-chan reviews
Sometimes, it wasn't so bad when Gizmo screwed up. Although they really could have gone without the whole 'locked in a tower' deal. /KydRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kyd Wykkyd, Raven - Complete
Maiden by AT0Mx0 reviews
Heat had become something Gajeel loathed. But when you run away - someone always has to come find you.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
PE by Tonzura123 reviews
It's the first term at Hartbee's School for Young Men, and the prestigious institution is about to experience the full enigma of the eccentric Pevensie brothers. A nonslash brotherfic rated for intense action and frightening nightmares. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,328 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Justice League by sventastic reviews
Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Huzzah! by sissyHIYAH reviews
Ah, the Balamb version of a Renaissance Faire...booze and mayhem, the battle between the Black Knight and the White Knight, Quistis in a corset, Selphie and moonshine. Rated M for alcohol, Seifer's bad Shakespeare, and cheeky sexual banter. Oh behave!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,961 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Quistis T., Seifer A. - Complete
Fire and Ice by altol reviews
Seifer and Quistis. One man's redemption. One woman's awakening. Two souls journey into an uncertain future...with even more uncertain feelings. Finished.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 393,159 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Quistis T., Seifer A. - Complete
How the Other Half Lives by SicTransitGloria reviews
He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hayate G., Sakura H. - Complete
Just eat it by The Holy Beergut reviews
So, how does it taste?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,908 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004