Name: KM Lilly

Sex: FEMALE AND DAMN PROUD OF IT

Age: I am a female duh!

Height: 5'38'' We are small we know

Hair: Brown Shoulder length hair! Both of us has this actually! -smiles-

Character: Tomboy, sarcastic and a bit psycho No comment here! But it's true!

Likes: YAOI & YURI, animes, reading, listening to music, writing, poetry, drawing when time, being rude :P That is KM all right!

Dislikes: Mhmm things I have to eat but don't wanna She can be childish then! Am not! -sticks tongue out- See?

Loath: Fan-girls and Fan-boys! Yaoi haters!

Hobbies: writing Yaoi! -drools- -sighs- That is her! -cough- drawing, writing poems, and listening to music

Favourite shows/animes: Bleach, Naruto, Vampire Knight, Gantz, Wolf's Rain, Ghost in the Shell, Hellsing, Devil May Cry, The Simpsons, Futurama, Yu-Gi-Oh all of them!, Black Jack, Inuyasha and more! But I can't think of them right now!

Games: Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy Series! They rock my socks! They actually do -stares disbelievingly at Lilly- You need help onna!

That's it to know about me I think. Or what Lilly and I can think of right now! -grins-

I AM OROCHIMARU ON CRACK IN A BANANA SUIT I AM OROCHIMARU ON CRACK IN A BANANA SUIT I AM OROCHIMARU ON CRACK IN A BANANA SUIT

Here some info on some stories... I guess?

Fox and Dragon that can't bond well!:

Summary: It's a horrible day after Naruto comes back with Sasuke on the 'Retrieval Mission'. He and Sasuke are banished from Konoha when Naruto successes in bringing him back. Naruto for obvious reasons and Sasuke because of treason against Konoha. But they are not alone. Neji, Kakashi and Iruka follow them in their banishment. They left the Elemental Nations together. Kyuubi is the one who brings all of them to Karakura Town. Everything is peaceful for them till they meet Ichigo, his friends and his enemies when they try to kidnap Orihime. From there everything went down hill for them. Each one of them found themselves in love with the unlikely persons they could think of. What are our ninjas to do with this situation?

Pairings: Grimm/Sasu, Renji/Neji, Bya/Ichi, Hitsu/Naru, Kaka/Iru (Seme/Uke)

Warnings: Yaoi, lots and lots of Yaoi, Mpreg, heavy 'Rookie nine' and their Senseis bashing

Category: X-over, Naruto and Bleach

Genre: Humour, adventure ... well couldn't really think of anything other...

Rating: T later changes to M

Why me?:

Summary: Naru comes back from his trip, changed. He is kidnapped at night and find himself in... read story for this.

Pairings: ItaOC, MadaNaru, KibaOC. Take ideas for the other couples from you.

Warnings: YAOI, MPREG, SasUKE, crazy Akatsuki.

Category: Naruto

Genre: Romance, adventure and some humour

Rating: M

Info: I know crappy title but bear with it for the moment. I still need to think of a good one for this...

Sengoku Jidai? What about Midgar?:

Summary: Kagome and her group are hunting for the shards that was broken again when she was missing. Her group has most of them and still have to kill Naraku. Meanwhile they found some strange people in a crater that said they were from Midgar. But that is their slightest problem with Sephiroth on the loose again. But this time he has Naraku as ally. What could possible go wrong?

Pairings: surprise

Warnings: gore scenes later on and crappy fighting scenes

Category: X-over, Inuyasha and Final Fantasy VII

Genre: Adventure

Rating: First T then later on M

Info: Coming out soon or so. I dunno what I will do with it. It was just something that was in my head. Though updates might take long.

ItaNaru one-shot series:

Summary: ItaNaru one-shot series. From K to M. There will be everything. From smut to romance. And from romance to depressing. Everything will be there! So please enjoy and R&R!

Pairing: ItaNaru duh!

Warnings: depends on the one-shot. But the warnings will be inside each one then

Category: Naruto

Genre: Again it depends on the one-shot

Rating: From K - M

Info: Updates might take long. I am sorry about this then. It is because my parents check sometimes on me when I am at the pc and thus I can't write lemons or the likes. This has to wait till I have a new lap top then.

Of Perverts and Banishment:

Summary: AU I can't believe I am stuck with a pervert as a Sensei. And to top it all of I am not even from here! I hope that it least my team will be fun. And now we are team seven. I hope at least Minato has some brains. I am damn sure the other haven't.

Pairings: Surprise!

Warnings: Has Jiraiya in it. And that is a warning in itself.

Category: Naruto

Genre: Humour, adventure

Rating: T could change to M

Info: This story will be AU. I had dreamed of this and the idea just couldn't leave me alone. I even blame my muse for this story then. And some of you should know by the name that Kitsune Moon is myself in this story. Though yes I am in the story. I am not sure about Minato's team mates though I just took Fugako and Hiashi for this. Updates might take long and please read and review!

35 ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You the fanfic!:

Summary: Here is the story to Lilygirl33 list of "35 Ways To Get Mihawk To Kill You". Mihawk will never be the same again after I am through with him! He should have said 'No' when Shanks asked him to look after me. Shame he didn't...

Pairings: None

Warnings: Has me in it. That is a warning in itself.

Category: One Piece

Genre: Humour

Rating: T

Info: Alright peeps! This is a story about “35 ways to get Mihawk to kill you”. I have asked Lilygirl33 if I could use her list to write a “story” about this. She has given me the allowance to do so. So it is no plagiarism nor is it stealing her idea. If you do not believe me then go ahead and ask her. I think she will tell you the same. Though no flames and the likes...

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Child abuse

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Please copy and past if you agree with this. No one should suffer such a fate. Not even your most hated enemy.

MWAHAHAHAHA I AM AN EVIL LINE A.K.A SUPER FRUITY-CHICK MWAHAHAHAHA I AM AN EVIL LINE A.K.A. SUPER FRUITY-CHICK

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