Greetings, my lovlies. What else can I tell you about myself other than what you may gather from my own Fanfiction (there's not much of it so far) and from my reviews of your own fics! 4 years of college level writing, working as an assistant scriptwriter in marketing and having an english teacher for an aunt does things to a person. So...I judge harshly. For example, If you have a Mary-sue/Gary-stu, I will not be shy about telling you that, but know that I only want to help you. I may even sound hurtful at times, but I will only be mercilessly cruel when I come across a fic that can hold it's own next to My Immortal in terms of badness. So none o' that, and we'll get along just fine, hombre. but I shall also accept offerings in the forms of candy, Vanilla Coke, greek yogurt and Golden Girls marathons.

What is it that people usually do on these pages anyway? Well. Let's begin by listing my fandoms I have an interest in, and what I look for in them.

TOP FANDOMS

Homestuck - All the trolls. except Vriska because she's a hobag. And I really don't care for Jade, she's not bad, I just don't like her as much as the others.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Mostly Valmont and the enforcers, but I also have a big soft spot for Hak Foo and Daolon Wong. There are some really good fics out there, too.

Lupin III - one of the only animes I ever watch anymore. I enjoy any kind of fanmade fodder for them, because it's a great show and comic that is severely understated. But yaoi for them doesn't make any sense. it just doesn't. I'm usually tolerant and a fan of yaoi, but with this show it just feels wrong.

X-men evolution - Wasn't the best show ever, but did I ever love the brotherhood. Toad FTW!

Gargoyles - Oh, come on now. who didn't love this show, with Xanatos and Owen and Puck and all those lovable characters? I'll tell you--Hitler.

American Gods - Probably the best-written novel I've ever read, so fics can prove to be challenging in this fandom. but that doesn't mean there aren't a few good ones out there! Loki is a favorite of mine, for many reasons.

Good Omens - Another Neil Gaiman book, with the ever wonderful Aziraphale and Crowley.

Batman the animated series - ...Harley Quinn is my secret love.

Hanna Is Not a Boy's Name - Everything about this is yes and win. as a matter of fact, most of the fanfiction of it isn't horrible, it's even good!

Tj and Amal - I'm not crazy about yaoi...and this is not Yaoi. this is one of the few really good webcomics out there that realistically portrays a gay relationship. AND THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE GIRLS YEAY

OTHER FANDOMS

Pokemon - Oh, leave me alone. You know you know the theme song by heart. You know you do.

Digimon - ...It had a better story than Pokemon but not better games, okay?

Teen Titans (comics) - Honestly, the show turned me off to this fandom more than anything else. Usually DC makes really good cartoons, but...ick. too many bad anime refrences and all the characters I liked were gone (i.e., Kid Devil, Ravager, Bombshell...long list.)

Legion of Super Heroes - Awesome.

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt - This show is crazy. FUCK yes I'd tap that. Rarely is there an anime aimed at western audiences that actually knows what it's doing.

Blood Sucking Fiends trilogy - It rocks my stripey socks.

Amadeus - I don't know what it was about this movie that made be get such a boner for Mozart having a boner for Salieri, but...I just answered my own question.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX/MARGARET CHO IS MY OTP NO IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT THAT'S OKAY.

STATUS OF CURRENT STORIES

The Timberwolf Chronicles

This story will be updated erraticly. I write chapters depending on how much I feel like plagurizing Family Guy that day.

REQUESTS/ONESHOT CONTESTS

So, in many of my chapters, I will reference a different somewhat well-known book/movie/show/something. Whoever guesses what I referenced first will win. To the winner of each contest, I will write a one shot fanfiction of your choosing, HOWEVER! I WILL NOT DO FICS OF THE FOLLOWING SERIES!!! This is not because I hate them (most of the time), but because I do not find any possible way to create a cohesive story/plot, I respect it too much to disgrace it with my admittedly mediocre writing skills, or I don't know it. this especially goes for Harry Potter. I never read it, so if I were to write something about it based on what I vaguely understand about it, the fans would come to my home and sacrifice me to Dumbley-dore or something.

The Following shows:

Most Anime (Maybe ask me, but the ones I will do for sure - Lupin III, Black Jack, Cyborg 009, Pokemon,

Invader Zim

Justice League

Live action TV shows

some Disney Films (ask me)

Real people Fanfiction (Seriously, I can do creepy, but I ain't writing John Stewart FF, because...dude. seriously?)

Most movies (ask me, but the movies I WILL do for sure - The Last Unicorn, Psycho, Amadeus, Scott Pilgrim, How to Train your Dragon, El Dorado, Iron Giant, probably some others...)

Harry Potter (But I WILL write "My Immortal" Fanfiction. I WANT to.)

Halo

Metal Gear Solid

World of Warcraft

Some Books (ask me)

um...that's all I can think of at the moment. send me a message and I'll let you know!