Hi,

Obviously, for anyone who has read any of my stories (well I guess you would have to call them story starts) I have intense commitment issues seeing as none of them are finished... I'd apologize but I'm going to have nightmares about being hunted and killed by angry readers anyway so...whatever. Anyway, I've decided to go back and do some work on the stories I like, so THERE WILL BE UPDATES. how exciting. Feel free to comment, criticize, offer ideas, or trick me into thinking you've reviewed and actually write a two page synopsis of everything that is going wrong in your life at the moment, i might actually respond... or use your worldly struggles in one of my stories to inspire humor (at your expense if you'd like to see it that way) for the readers. Or i might have an Oprah moment and give you startling advice that changes your life around and four years from now you look back on life and think "thank god I asked her opinion or else i'd still be doing questionable things for money on the corner of (insert name of street)." Yes, I am a her. I enjoy writing, mostly because I have a hyper active imagination and if I don't write things down the voices in my head start screaming, my eye twitches, and i start foaming at the mouth. So, basically, this is for the benefit of my family so they don't have to sit with something akin to a rabid squirrel with high blood sugar at the dinner table. My favorite book is East of Eden by Steinbeck. Yes, i read things besides fanfiction. I have a crap job that makes my want to shove bamboo splinters under me toenails will dancing naked at school. Yes, it is that bad. I actually feel my brain cells dying..it's a horrific, depressing event. I'd hold a funeral but they're being killed off at such quick rates that I can't keep up. My dad says it's because I breathed in too many toxic fumes as a child. I think it's because i swallowed the contents of a glow stick at a young age. I have a thing for greek mythology, just a fun fact about me. I also like spring rolls and can only eat coffee ice cream. Anyway. I feel so sorry for you person who is wasting precious minutes of their life reading this. You just read that sentence and now are feeling pretty stupid that you read this whole profile huh? Well, hate to end the only form of entertainment you seem to have been able to find, but I'm done. Adios.

Trickster ; )