![]() Author has written 3 stories for Total Drama series. i can't wait to share my story with the internet My fave shows:total drama series,america's next top model,one tree hill,family guy,the boomdocks My fave couples: courtney&duncan,bridgette&geoff I can be shy at times but once you get to know me i can be really fun to hang out with at times here are my likes and dislikes (the things i like will be in bold but the things i hate will be in italic): going to the mall playing outside music of any kind drake candy ice cream reading and writting stories on fanfiction daydreaming My best friends parties and sleepovers movies my crush boy(but thats my little secret) youtube going on facebook,Myspace,or twitter MattG cats and dogs wolves people making fun of anybody poeple who think they're all that bribes beverly seeing my friends cry boring days movies that i watch but are not that funny my little brothers and sisters abortions funerals moving not being able trust me playboy the last day of school shopping wedding Courtney from TDI/TDA/TDTM summer and spring break BET The couple DuncanxCourtney Cheerleading New York Making fun of some reality shows ^_^ :) These like cute little smiley’s Nicki minaj my Stereotype I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be a SLUT (¨•.•´¨)..(¨•.•´¨) ღ ¸.•¨•¸¸.•¨•¸¸.•¨•¸¸.ღ DxC Fan . +DUNCANxCOURTNEY+ . , RULES. + PUT+ . IT + . ON. . If you like Duncan and Courtney copy and paste this onto your profile D Favorite TDI/TDA quotes Episode 4 Duncan: Oh, and why should I help you, darling? Courtney: Because, I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game, you'll be the one going home, darling. Episode 6 Duncan:Has anyone seen Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Idiot? Duncan: What's for dinner, woman? I'm starving. Courtney: I hope you don't expecting me to dignify that with a response. Courtney: Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night. Duncan: Darn shame. Courtney: (in confession cam) I just want to say for the record that I was totally asleep and therefore unconscious at the time of the "alleged cuddling" with said Neanderthal, so essentially, it's like it never happened. Episode 7 Trent: Alright, Courtney, you're afraid of something. Spit it out. Courtney:Nope! Nothing. Duncan: (chuckles to Geoff and DJ) That's not what she said last night. Courtney: Duncan, did you ever consider that maybe I was just humoring you and your stupid story? Duncan: Sure, sure, Princess. Whatever floats your boat. Courtney: Shut up! Episode 9 Courtney: Why do you smell worse then usual? Duncan: It's Owen's stink. It's following me around like my juvenile record. (Duncan and Courtney are stuck together by the antlers) Courtney: Now what?! Duncan: ... You wanna make out? Episode 10 Courtney: He's totally unmotivated! And he never washes his hands! He's so obnoxious! (the tape fast forwards) He's completely delusional! (tape stops fast forwarding) Owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool. (the tape fast forwards again) If you're gonna wear sunglasses, at least pick out some stylish ones! He's such a poser!(tape stops fast forwarding again)People like that are so annoying! I mean, honestly! Who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair! Courtney: Careful your big paws don't mash the pastry. Duncan: Careful your uptight butt doesn't curdle the custard. Courtney: You are such a slob. They all have to have the same amount of custard. Duncan: Oh relax, they're fine. You know, you'd be a lot more fun without that pole up your butt. Duncan: (In confessional) Man, that girl creases me. I dig that in a chick. Courtney: Duncan and me? Right! As if! I'm so sure. Not in a million years! Please! When pigs fly! Episode 11 Courtney: I saw that! How could you just steal a mug? Duncan: Cause it's cool looking and I don't have one. Didn't have one, that is. Courtney: But you might get kicked off. Duncan: Aww. And here I thought you didn't care about me. Courtney: We're one player short, and I don't wanna lose because you feel going all criminal on us. Duncan: Whatever. You dig me. Courtney: Ugh! Why do I even bother? Episode 12 Courtney: You guys are so immature. I hope you're proud of yourselves. Duncan: Okay, look. I know you like me. He knows you like me; everyone knows it. So here's a tip: if you wanna kiss me, I might let you. Courtney: And to think I actually thought you were nice! Duncan:Shhh! Me, nice? Yeah, right. Geoff: Why'd you think that? Courtney: Never mind. I was wrong. He's just as gross and annoying as he wants you to believe. Enjoy your GARBAGE! Courtney: What are you trying to do? Get eliminated?! Duncan: I didn't know you cared. Courtney: I don't! I just don't wanna lose this challenge. So stop being such a screw-up, and do what you're told for once, okay? (after Courtney walks away) Duncan: She wants me. Geoff: No doubt. Courtney: (talking about Duncan) I'm going to go check on him. Geoff: You like him. Courtney: I do not like him. Geoff: Yes you do! Courtney: Not only do I not like him, I can't stand him. He's rude, he's rebellious, and he's totally annoying... I'm gonna go check on him. (walks away) Geoff: (in confessional) She likes him. Courtney: (Courtney opens the door of the boathouse) Hello...? Duncan? Duncan: Princess! Courtney: I wish you'd stop calling me that. Duncan: Why are you so uptight all the time? Courtney: I am not uptight! Duncan: You always follow the rules! Courtney: Well, you always have to BREAK them! Duncan: Only the ones I want to. Courtney: Okay, so maybe I do follow the rules. I guess that makes me a big uptight loser in your books, right? Duncan: Maybe. Courtney: ARGH! Duncan: So then, why do you follow them? Courtney: Because not following them gets you thrown into a fish cabin! Duncan: But I'm in the fish cabin with you, aren't I? Duncan: So the princess has a dark side. Courtney: Okay... that was so gross. But it was like... once I did something bad, it was so much fun, I just wanted more! Duncan: Well, you could always give me that kiss. That'd be pretty bad. Courtney: (ruffles his hair and smiles) You're still not my type. Duncan: Fine. Enjoy a peanut butter-less life. Courtney: Thanks. Enjoy prison. Duncan: I will. Courtney: Master Chief? I just have one thing to say to you. Chef: And what might that be? Courtney: You really need to take a chill pill. Duncan: Courtney, wait! I made this for you! Courtney: Duncan! (sees that it's a wooden skull) Okay, this is really weird and creepy, but I love it! (she waves goodbye to Duncan) I'll never forget you! The best part of the TDA special. _ Duncan: (to Courtney, who's driving the bus) Hurry it up! Courtney: Back off! It won't go any faster than this. Duncan: What we need is a man behind the wheel. Courtney: What you need is some tape over your mouth! Duncan: Well, if you'd just listen to me... Courtney: Oh, I'll start listening the minute you say something worthwhile! Duncan: You're insane, you know that?! Courtney: And you... are a MONSTER! (they glare at each other, but their mood begins to lighten and they suddenly start making out passionately) I've been told I have ODCD Obsessive Duncan Courtney Disorder Rest in peace DuncanxCourtney... You will be greatly missed. Let us hope that one day you will return to us, brighter better and more in love than ever before. The love between you two, the unlikely pair of the delinquent and the preppy, lives on in our hearts. It lives on in our stories. It lives on in our fanart. It lives on in Camp Wawanakwa. It lives on in your wooden skull... Don't let their love die. Copy and paste this on your profile if you will miss the fantastic pairing of Duncan and Courtney, the best of the best. Feel free to add any I might have missed, ONLY from TDI though. Their golden days. DuncanxCourtney Forever & Ever! if you're obsessed with DxC and want to make sure that Gwen gets nowhere near Duncan, put this on your profile page! :) Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Month 1: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice, Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs, The sound of your heartbeat, Is my favorite lullaby. Month 2: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb, If only you could see me, Then you could definitely tell I am a baby, I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though, It's so nice and warm here. Month 3: Guess what mommy!! I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy, I always love it when you're happy, I don't like it when you cry, It makes me as sad as you, And I cry to. Month 4: Mommy, My hair is starting to grow, It is very short and fine, and I will have lots of it. I spend a lot of time exercising, I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming so good at it mommy. Month 5: You went to the doctor today, Mommy, he lied to you, He said I'm not a baby, I am a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel, Mommy, what's abortion? Month 6: I can hear that doctor again, I don't like him, He seems cold and heartless, Something is intruding my home mommy! The doctor called it a needle, Mommy what is it it burns! Please make him stop! MOMMY HELP ME! Month 7: Mommy, I am ok, I am in the Lord and his son's arms, They are holding me tenderly, They told me about abortion, Why didn't you want me mommy? I thought that was really sad, because abortion is just one life that will never live, or choose, or love, or anything that people that live can do. :( This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God Did you know... kissing is healthy. Beth: Bridgette: () You surf Cody: (x) You love technology Courtney: () You are/were a CIT () You fall for the delinquents/criminals Count: 7 DJ: (X) You love animals Duncan: () You have/had a mohawk Eva: () You often lift weights Ezekiel: () You're homeschooled Geoff: (X) You love parties Gwen: () You're goth Harold: () You can be a pervert at some times Heather: () You're the Queen Bee Izzy (x) You're crazy/psycho Justin: () You're the eye candy () People faint when they see you Katie: (x) You have a BFFFL Leshawna: (x) You're the ghetto girl Lindsay: ()You are/were a blonde () Your boobs are big () You're a "Daddy's Girl" Noah: () You are a bookworm Owen: () You're overweight Sadie: (x) You have a BFFFL Trent: (x) You play/played the guitar Tyler: () You suck at sports |
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