Name: Karina

Likes: The Nostalgia Critic, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, InuYasha, Shugo Char, Soul Eater, Fruits Basket, xxxHolic, Tsubasa:Reservoir Chronicles, Regency Romances, Comedy Central, cats, chocolate, and hot dogs. Also "borrowing" profile material from other people (usually from my favorite authors).

Dislikes: Many, such as idiots, uber-zealous religious fanatics, people who are annoying, and extremists. Also vegetables.

Stories:

Okay I changed my mind, yet again. So here is the new story status:

1)Blue Fire Trapped In The Land Of Nin: This will be left untouched for people to keep on reading.

2)Phoenix Flight: Is discontinued.

3) Red Azula: Scrapped

4) Azula in Hogwarts Prologue: Completed

Favorites (and why [the why is optional])

Foods:

Hotdogs, chicago-style only though (why would anyone put ketchup on a hotdog?).

Fries (no-one can ruin those thingies)

Chocolate (especially Snickers)

Red Vines (they have way more flavor than Twizzlers)

Colors:

Any bold colors like red or black

Any purples and pinks

Nothing orange, green or yellow

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha (my all-time favorite. Sayuri just has the most wonderful voice)

Anything by Marion Chesney

Movies:

Man in the Iron Mask

Corky Romano

The Breakfast Club

2 Fast 2 Furious

Kill Bill, vol 1

A lot of Disney movies

Music

EastNewSound U.N. Owen was her Vocal Remix

Si Deus Me Relinquit (Black Butler)

Epilogue (A Tale of Two Sisters)

Cosmic Love

DOTA

Beliy Plaschik (Uncensored)

Animals:

Cats (they're so cute and cuddly, and they're so complex)

Felines (in general)

Wolves, Foxes

Tazmanian Devils, Wolverines, and Honey Badgers (all due to Cracked)

Pairings:

Sasusaku (Naruto, they're the only pairing I care about in that series)

Kanda x Lenalee (D. Gray Man)

Draco x Hermione (Harry Potter)

Chase x Cameron (House)

Larxene x Axel/Marluxia/Zexion (Either Larxel, Larluxia, or Larxion is fine with me) (Kingdom Hearts)

Kairi x Sora/Riku/Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

Namine x Riku/Marluxia/Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

Xion x Riku/Zexion (Kingdom Hearts)

Amu x Ikuto (Shugo Chara)

Kukai x Utau (Shugo Chara)

Zuko x Katara (ATLA, I know it's not canon but I still prefer it to Aang x Katara)

Korra x Mako (Legend of Korra)

Characters:

WISE THOUGHTS

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?

Quotes

Well, in Poland, there are these things called "apartment buildings". -me as a freshie.

Where's the thingy for the thingy? - me as a freshie (amazingly the person I asked understood this, but only because he knew a family member of mine).

Here's a slightly racist joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar. - kid in my APUSH class.

The Los Angeles Times states, "63% of American families are now considered dysfunctional." That means we're the majority. We're normal. It's the people who had the mom, dad, brother, sister, little white picket fence; those people are the freaks. - Titus (Dad is Dead).

Your Guy Side (Bold Thingies you are)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. Its hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything. TOTAL:16

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Tayuya

2. Sasuke

3. Itachi

4. Kakashi

5. Gaara

6. Sakura

7. Ino

8. Deidara

9. Neji

10. Ten-Ten

11. Haku

12. Naruto

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Sakura/Haku)

Nope, not yet. It sounds really interesting though.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Kakashi)

He is, in that lazy, perverted way of his.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Naruto/Deidara)

That would be quite impressive, not to mention impossible.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Neji)

Yes, he was mostly with Ten-ten and in the background since most of the fics I read are SasuSaku.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Sasuke/Sakura)

Of course they would they are absolutely meant for each other! Screw the manga that keeps making it seem like they'll never get together. I believe in SasuSaku forever!!!

6) Five/Seven or Five/Six?((Gaara/Ino) or (Gaara/Sakura))

Five/Seven. Ino seems to go better with Gaara because of her "Ino-ness". Also, Gaara didn't almost kill Ino.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Ten and Twelve having sex?(Ino walking in on Ten-Ten/Naruto)

She'd yell, "Naruto, you idiot, can't you see that Hinata likes you! And you, Ten-Ten, go back to Neji where you belong!"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Itachi/Ten-Ten)

Heartbroken after being dumped by one prodigy, she goes to an older, stronger one.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Tayuya/Deidara)

Yes, two.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Ino/Naruto)

Settling for the Friends of Our Loves

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Kakashi/Tayuya)

On the night of Sasuke's abduction, things suddenly go downhill for the Sound Four and Tayuya finds herself to be imprisoned with Kakashi, who wants to recreate a scene from his favorite book. (Honestly, this makes sense actually)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Itachi)

No friends list

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Haku)

No friends list

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Sakura/Kakashi/Gaara)

No friends list

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Ten-Ten)

LEEEEEE! QUIT BEING SO EMBARASSING!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Deidara)

Holiday by Greenday

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Tayuya/Sakura/Naruto)

Warning: Two Leaf Ninja are at the mercy of a vicious Sound kunoichi, and she's only saving one of them. Will it bethe girl with the hair like her own or the whiskered brat?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Ten-Ten/Sasuke)

Hey, look! There's a weird guy promising infinite power! (And Sakura! -- I can't resist)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Haku describing Sasuke/Deidara)

They are both driven by thier desire to kill the same person, however in the end it's more of a Don't Care/Hate relationship.

20) How emo is Seven? (Ino)

Barely.

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? (Tayuya vs Kakashi over Sasuke)

"I need him for a mission, you perverted idiot!" "He's my teammate and I'm not letting him go!"

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? (Sakura)

Like Marluxia from Kingdom Hearts.

23) What would a One/Two baby look like? (Tayuya/Sasuke)

Girl: Pink Hair and black eyes.

Boy: Black Hair and purple eyes.

Both will either have a complicated hairdo or an affinity for hats.

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? (Gaara)

His inability to sleep.

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? (Sasuke/Kakashi)

Brothers, it's the closest this question will let me get to teacher-student realationship.

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Riku

2. Your favorite KH girl? Larxene, I like how she's mean and tough, and I actually liked her seiyu.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Ansem the Seeker of Darkness, because he takes over Riku and is really hard to defeat. Or Setzer (I just don't like his outfit), or Luxord. He was hard to defeat too (For me Demyx was an incredibly hard battle but since he's just so precious I just can't hate him).

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The Pride Lands. Sora was just cute as a cub and I loved the dashing ability.

6. Least Favorite World? 100 Acre Woods or whatever the Winnie-the-Pooh world was called.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Fatal Crest/Lady Luck/Oblivion

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Fairy Harp (Because I had it equipped during the whole evil Riku fight and it did not help)

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Simba

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Wisdom form. I just love sliding around.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Riku and Namine

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? Zemyx, they don't match at all!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Axel/Marluxia, Riku/Xion, Xemnas/Azula

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Axel/Marluxia, I think that both of them would be better paired with Larxene than with each other.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? Not being able to skip cutscenes in KH1.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? No. If they were ever together they would probably kill each other.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Nope

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No, just a little hyperactive in the first part of KH1. I actually like her.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Olette. I like Namiku more than Namixas. I don't like Namine with Roxas.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I haven't played yet.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Well, the card system sucked but I loved the cutscenes and characters (especially Zexion) too much for it to be a waste.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Riku

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Namine because she's different and doesn't fit in and how she's a prisoner always forced to follow orders. I also like her calmness and that she's more of a light Nobody.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I threw a hissy fit every time I lost.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Namine.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? When Sora said "Kairi's inside me".

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xaldin. I died like, twenty-hundred times!

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? The cutscenes, I also liked the musicals in Atlantica.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku

34. Roxas or Sora? Sora

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well) Zexion, Riku, Marluxia, Axel, Sora (KH2 only), Seifer, Cloud (KH2), Leon (KH2), and Xemnas.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Naruto and Kingdom Hearts just so Organization XIII can beat the Akatsuki.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Axel/Reno, Vexen/Blonde Orochimaru, Larxene/Elena

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? I'm quite patient so I can wait for the games.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2 because the cutscenes, Gummi Ship journey, and characters were better, and Sora was cuter!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? The cutscenes are so memorable and philosophical.

For the children who love chain letters

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'FRIENDS' AND 'BESTIES!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

THE NARUT0 SURVEY

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
I really don't have any

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Sasuke x Sakura

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Nope

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Just some volumes of the manga (1-7)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
No

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite?
Seven

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Well since it's canon now

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Well since it's canon now

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Itachi

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro now that he's being a bit more rational.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Umm

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No, I haven't been keeping up

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
He has something

17. Sub or dub?
Dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura, and I really feel bad for her. Everyone hates her because she's not as powerful as Naruto and Sasuke and the fact is she's the most human of all the characters. Unlike anyone else, She doesn't come from a prominent clan, her life isn't steeped in tragedy and she gets a lot of hate because of the fact that she is normal. Basically Sakura is a regular teenage girl who just happens to be a ninja, I don't get where all the hate comes from.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Yeah, it's Obito right?

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
He's athletic

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Obviously Haku, he's pretty enough to get away with it

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
He's nice, but his eyebrows ...

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
I hate OOCs, so it would have to be a character I don't really care about like um...,um..., um... Choji maybe

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Sometimes

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Kind of (I did a crossover)

27. Do you like lemons?
They're my favorite

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Ish

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yesh

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Not at all

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
I'm working on it

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
No

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
No

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
No

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Sure

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Meh

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
I can't draw

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Yeah

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
I have some for my crossover but they're just names.