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Author has written 23 stories for She's the Man, Grey's Anatomy, Twilight, Host, Good Will Hunting, and Hunger Games. Hi, I'm Ellen. I'm 26 and writing is my therapy. I hate canon Twilight, yet I read tons of Twific. I love HP, but I don't read Potterfic. Canon is good enough for me. I used to be into The Host, and I've really enjoyed its renewed popularity with the release of the movie. I'm at beta with Project Team Beta. It's a great thing, but if I'm betaing one of your stories and you decide you want to read one of mine, I just ask one thing. Do as I say, not as I do. I know my stories are grammatical nightmares, but they were written at a time in my life when I was certain commas were sent by Satan just to torture me. I still sometimes believe that, but at least I understand why we're being tortured. I hang out a lot at ADF. It's pretty awesome there. Philia won the Missing Moments Challenge hosted by District 13 on livejournal. I could not be more honored and all of the other entries are just amazing. Read them here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2300060/District13 Banner for Philia (made by the amazing sah0004): Breaking Dawn: The Musical - Playlist If you would like to know what I am doing (and if I have been able to get any writing done) feel free to check out my Twitter. |
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How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6260 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5182 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pressed for Time by chele681 reviews
Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,330 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9860 - Favs: 6,105 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Meant To Be by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella meets a married man named Edward, and what she anticipates to be a one time fling turns into an affair that stirs feelings she is blindsided by. The battle between heart & mind leaves them both struggling to do the right thing. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,605 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned by jennde reviews
Edward Cullen has plans, and he's going to stick to them. Then Bella Swan comes to town and makes him realize that sometimes life doesn't turn out like you thought it would.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 324 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Chains by kirstennn reviews
Mature Subject Matter. "Sam corners Jake in the forest one day; they are both in their human form. Sam stands close to him, leans in and whispers, 'One day you will imprint and you will break her heart again. What the hell is wrong with you? '"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Seth, Leah - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Dear Jodi reviews
Kyle is forced to leave Jodi behind when he and Ian leave to go on the run. He promised to write her and let her know what he was doing. These are his letters.
Host - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kyle O., Jodi
Brothers reviews
Emmett's younger brother Edward has made his life difficult since before he was even born. Will Emmett ever realize that having a younger brother isn't completely horrible? Exploring sibling rivalry through the years. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Philia reviews
Peeta Mellark has two brothers, Arend and Tristan. Arend is too old to volunteer to take his place. Tristan is too scared. Terror from Tristan's point of view. Rated T for swearing. Winner of District 13 Missing Moments Contest. Link inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Marshmallow Delight reviews
As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Everyone Leaves reviews
Bella doesn’t have anyone left when she climbs over the railing of the bridge, ready to let go. What will happen when a stranger talks her down and helps her move on with her life? AH BxE, Kill A Cullen Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More reviews
Sequel to A Million Reasons. The stories in the caves continue with Wanda and Melanie's children along for the ride.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
A Million Reasons reviews
Wanda and Ian decide to have a baby. And madness ensues. COMPLETE. Prequel: Everything Changes, Sequel: A Million More
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,561 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Saying Goodbye reviews
Wanda and Ian share their love before she is extracted. No lemons.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Astronaut reviews
Sam is getting married. Will Leah be there or will it be too painful? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Heartache & Revolution reviews
When Jeb suddenly dies, what will happen when Maggie takes over and tries to get rid of Wanda and Sunny? Melanie POV
Host - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,737 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Intimacy reviews
Bella is married to Jasper and has been sleeping with Edward for a year. Now Bella has to tell Jasper. Crossover with movie Closer. For SMC contest. B/J & B/E Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
For the Good of the Pack reviews
Quil is sexually repressed waiting for Claire and his hormones are taking their toll on the pack. Nessie decides to take one for the team/pack to help Quil. LEMONY GOODNESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Quil Jr. - Complete
Mindblowing reviews
Jared/Mel. Lemon. Mel and Jared have had a rough couple of days and now have a half hour while everyone else is at dinner to release all of their sexual frustrations. Companion to Heartache & Revolution but you don’t need to read that to understand this.
Host - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
Puppies? reviews
Nessie and Jacob's life once they are a couple. Fairly short but more chapters to come. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Breaking Dawn: The Musical reviews
The way I wish Breaking Dawn would have gone...in musical form. One song per chapter, kinda like a song fic but it has choreography. Gets funnier as it goes on. Fair warning: It ends with BellaxJacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Family Portrait reviews
One-Shot. Sam used to have his arm around Leah in the annual Clearwater Family Christmas photo. This year his arm is going to be around Emily. Leah's thoughts on the matter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Baby Names reviews
One-Shot. Melanie is pregnant. One night she and Jared are discussing baby names and Jared an interesting and entertaining suggestion.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
Never Enough reviews
One shot - The first time Leah phased. Unfortunately since no one was expecting it the only one around to help her was Sam, the last person she would ever accept help from. But Sam helped her much more than she would ever know. Sam's POV. T for swearing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sam, Leah - Complete
Everything Changes reviews
The story of Crystal, the original host to Pet. A prequel of sorts to A Million Reasons.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Wasilla reviews
Set between Eclipse and BD when Jacob is running away. He hears a helicopter overhead. Sarah Palin is inside, assisting with the extermination of the excess wolf population. Unfortunately Jacob is in the wrong place at the wrong time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Lucky Number 13 reviews
Will claims he has 12 older brothers. What are they like? The lives of Will's twelve imaginary older brothers.
Good Will Hunting - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008
Decisions, Decisions reviews
Meredith's thoughts making her decision between McDreamy and McVet...reviews please, let me know what you think
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
Soccer Lessons reviews
How Viola and Justin first got together
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete