Hello and welcome to my profile.

If you've noticed I have actually removed all my stories from my account. I realised that I wasn't updating and, on re-reading them I found the quality of writing to be sub-standard. Hopefully there will be some newer work in different categories coming soon but I can't promise anything.

About me

I have dual citizenship in New Zealand and Britain (Where I currently live), I plan on moving out to New Zealand at some point in my life. I enjoy reading, writing, drawing and watching movies.

I have a Deviantart account but the art on there is old and not my best due to the fact that the scanner used to get the pictures up wasn't very good. I am looking into buying a Tablet to improve my computer art.

My main fandom as of not that long ago is Merlin (TV section). Because it is seriously awesome. And also, once it gets its own section, Demons.

As for pairings. I will admit that I am an obsessive slash fangirl - though I do read het as well. My OTPs (One True Pairings) are Harry/ABG (Anyone but Ginny) (Harry Potter), Arthur/Merlin (Merlin).

I own a signed copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and was present at the Moonlight Signing. At that point I met JKR, who is actually really nice. Though I absolutely hate the book and, likely as not, will be selling it when I need some spare cash.

Re-reading this I realise I sound very very serious and also a little bit pretentious. I warn you, I'm not.

Several things it's probably useful to know about me; I overuse the word 'fuck', I'm a little bit obsessive about some things, I really want to live in a musical (because who doesn't want the ability to burst into song and have a large group of people you don't know sing and dance along with you instead of staring at you like you're insane), I tend to tell people I love them and I want to marry them regularly, I come up with random t-shirt logo's frequently (Latest one; Paperwork - the reason why I am not currently ruling the world), I can be very vague at times but I am actually quite intelligent, my sense of humour tends to lean towards Blackadder style dirty jokes and sarcasm rather than highbrow humour (we all have our vices) and I really hate Twilight.

I've had messages because my reviews can be somewhat harsh. To those people, past and future, I say this: What I review is my opinion. Take it with as much salt as you please or don't take it all if you don't want too. Just don't vilify me for having it.

Au Revoir

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