Name: As far as you know...its Dr. Badass ;)

Age: I can technically drive a car...soo...

Hair: light brown/blonde ? its hard to explain i guess...

Eyes: green

Piercings: ears (cartilage-3 rings on left 5 on right)

Favorite colors: purple, pink, green, blue.

Favorite bands(and singers): Um, everything except country. Especially bands like Aerosmith, AC/DC, Pearl Jam, and Nirvana!

Favorite websites: Fanfiction, Youtube, MyLifeIsAverage and, FML

Favorite things in my life: Iphone, computer, my 5 dogs, brother Axyl (he moved though), and CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Saw movies, The Hangover, and any movies with Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or Viggo Mortenson

Favorite actors/actresses: Aiden Turner, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortenson, Sean Bean, Jared Leto, and Tom Felton

Anymore things that interest you, feel free to contact me.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

"The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."After getting high of course

"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I swear, I was just aiming for your face."

"Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter entirely."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.

"There are many things you should never say to a police officer. One of them is "I swear to drunk i'm not god."

"I was lost in thought yesterday... it was unfamiliar territory."

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce."

"I’m 21 and legally old enough to do all the stuff I’ve been doing since I was 13."

"Ignore me, I'll love you for it."

"Caution! I drive as bad as you do..."

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"

"I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest."

"I hear voices, and they don't like you."

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick..."

"My day is not complete till I have terrified a complete stranger ."

"Stop following me, I don't know where I'm going."

"Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say: "Who do you think you are?"

"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

"Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"Sarcasm--just one more service I offer".

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and say "I WANTED LIMES!"

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Love your enemies. it pisses them off

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Tell the truth and run

When in doubt, say a quote

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

These are all pictures of Alyxander Griffin:

This is a picture of Luka Davis:

Picture of Whyttier Jackson:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/crept_keeper/2303188714/lightbox/

Picture of Shylo Jackson:

Picture of Alec Varvis:

Picture of Trystan Hastings:

Only without the piercings!!!

Picture of Brush Morgan-Phoenix:

Only without the facial hair! He's my favorite!

Picture of Syryn Davis:

Picture of Hollyn Miller:

Picture of Ember Reed:

Picture of Addison Parker:

Picture of Blythe Burton:

Well that concludes my characters! I don't know or own (obviously) any of the people used...there's my disclaimer!

Luka Davis's house!

Now we know why everyone hangs out at his place!

Ohana Means Family...

A.K.--I couldn't chose between these ones...so whichever one you like best can be A.K. for you :) But remember, he has BROWN HAIR and GREEN EYES

Shasta--

As a puppy:

What he is now in the story:

Zepplin--

As a puppy:

What he is now in the story:

Whinchester--

What he is now in the story:

I don't own any of the people/dogs above!!!!

Not Sure If This Is a Dream or a Nightmare

Anastasia Lacey: I MIGHT CHANGE HER PIC

Okay well goodbye i guess!!!!!! Please read my stories!!!!!!