TheCynic'sDreamhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Hellooo! TheCynic's Dream, age 17, lives at Hogwarts, short, addicted to words, and laughs loudly. Love me. Now my stories (what you actually care about). Silence is Silver is my first fic, I'm writing chapter 23 (and have been for like 2 years, but it's not dead I swear!). I've lost my plot bunnies, but I'm getting them back as I slowly de-stress from my junior year and re-teach myself how to write creatively. I plan on finishing the fic with 25 chapters total, but they will be much longer than the other ones. On that note (what note? I make sense .) I have been trying to write through busy months of APs and college and karate and general exhaustion, so I promise to update soon. And when I do update, REVIEWS ARE WELCOME/MANDATORY. Yell at me to update. Do it. Of Kunai Petals and Moonlit Swallows is a NejiTen fic. I've got about a chapter and a half, but I'm not sure where I want to go with it, so it will be a while until I update that one, sorry to everyone about that.. But plot ideas/other stuff are welcome, I want to hear your opinions. I'm planning an upcoming fic for my friend Abby as her holiday present, but i don't yet know what fandom/pairing, but be on the lookout for it! Some Favorite Books: Harry Potter The Perks of Being a Wallflower The History of Love The Great Gatsby Siddhartha This Side of Paradise Hamlet (Shakespeare, yes) Middlesex Some anime I like: Naruto Death Note Avatar: the Last Airbender & Legend of Korra Black Lagoon Kuroshitsuji Darker Than Black One Piece Saiyuki (all of them) Bleach Black Cat Love, TheCynic'sDream I didn't really say everything I said. -Yogi Berra Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -Soren Kierkegaard Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. -Ludwig Wittgenstein And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. -Earl Mac Rauch I love random quotes :3 If you actually read all the way down here, congratulations! you have a longer attention span than I do. Here's a virtual cookie |
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Tender Hands and Unwavering Spirit by valexander25 reviews
Failing the exam for a second time, Naruto meets a strange old man who wishes to teach him the way of the samurai. However, this opportunity comes with a price. His dream to become Hokage. AU and OCs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,293 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Obsessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? [HP/DM]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,590 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
I Wonder What It's Like by Sarcastic Nightmare reviews
Hinata has always been quiet and shy. She's never been the most popular, but she's now at the bottom of the food chain and a bit of a loner. She is stuck with no friends, and a popular cousin. What happens when this loner meets another. AU, set in HS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,255 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara
Drunken Stupor by C0nsTanTine reviews
I drink to forget the war. To forget my friends that died. Sometimes it works. Most of the time it doesn't." -Naruto/Ino, some Naruto/Sakura- Naruto is one of the few survivors after the "Great Ninja War". 2 years after the war, this is his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ice Blue by VladCharvat reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was the bright and happy. Now, after so many years, he no longer holds the shine of youth. His eye that used to be clear are dark with a dangerous knowledge, and now no one nows what lies behind those ice blue eyes. In the process of revision
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Host by xREILAx reviews
One simple lie changes Hinata's life forever, when she meets Sasuke, a mysterious man working at a host club in Tokyo! But there's far more to him than meets the eye, as Hinata discovers in a whirlwind of events! Rated M for future lemons & language,themes etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,604 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Melted Steel by FenixPhoenix reviews
When Tenten finds out about her past, she ends up traveling down a path of nightmares and mysteries. As she tumbles in the dark, will Neji be able to keep her from straying too far? ::Tenten x Neji:: ::slight one-sided Sauke x Tenten:: R&R please. Final chapter is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,468 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Neji H., Tenten] Lee R., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Heart Harder than Stone and Colder than Ice by ill0gical reviews
For a moment, Sasuke wondered whether he should permanently sedate her for the duration of their relationship, but then thought better of it. "Sasuke? YOU'RE TOUCHING ME IN MY SLEEP? You absolute perv..." "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,237 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beyond The Horizon by TearStainedUzumaki reviews
He was a shell. A fragile, brittle outward appearance of what used to be Uzumaki Naruto. There was no sadness, anger, or happiness. Just the glare that made her heart ache, and the silence that enveloped the world, far beyond the horizon. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,800 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Only One by MusiknLove reviews
Naruto had everything. Great friends, family and soccer skills. What happens when a his new Chemistry partner turns his whole world upside down with his quiet, to himself attitude? Read and See! NaruSasu, GaaraOC, ItaDei and others...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nursery Rhymes for the Damned by Annacat101 reviews
Exactly as the title says, a series of one-shots that contain bastardized and personalized nursery rhymes for a multitude of characters, so far including Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Itachi, Ino, Shino, Tsunade, Kyuubi, Gaara, Lee, Iruka, and ?. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Hikari by LunaRoad reviews
Twenty years after Naruto and Sasuke's final Shippuden battle, Madara's death, and the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uzumaki Hikari is trying to live in a world where she overshadowed by her entire family. But she isn't too normal herself... T for language .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watching over you by Evanescent Dementia reviews
AU fic. The Valley of the End really was the end for one of the combatants. What do you do, when the one you love most is gone forever, how do you cope with the guilt? Flames are welcome, my house is cold. SasuNaru. If you squint and stand on your head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
To Be With You by Nokito-chan reviews
How far is too far when you would do anything to be with the one you love? AU. NejiTen, SasuSaku. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,439 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The fate of the Jinchuuriki REDUX by KuroiTori-sama reviews
It was a regular mission for Gaara. Let siblings find the targets, move in, eradicate. It was always the same. But on this mission things went wrong. Horribly wrong. That is when she came, shattering his world with the force of a Jūken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Infiltrator by Djehuty3 reviews
Sometimes, a ninja goes missing. Sometimes, a ninja tells lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sasuke U.
What Was Once Human by AbaratFox reviews
Naruto stayed sane because he had Iruka but what if Iruka wasn't there? What if no one was there and Naruto went down the same path as Gaara? Hated by everyone Naruto finally decides he's had enough and commits a terrible crime. WARNING: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Existence by Denim88 reviews
He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,751 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Motivation by Original Blue reviews
ShikaTema. Temari is the one puzzle Shikamaru can't seem to solve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Bound by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
All he wanted was to be able to live, to love, to feel truly human. She was there to grant his wish. GaaHina asylum fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,321 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Letters Hinata Never Read by BunnyLuver000 reviews
When Naruto goes on a mission but never returns, everyone assumes he was killed by the Akatsuki. To make matters worse, Hinata finds letters written by Naruto for her telling her about how he expects never to return from the mission. Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sleep Tight by Fifi McFu reviews
The final face off. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost Sun by MrAntiNaruHina reviews
My 1st attempt at a fanfic. It becomes to much for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Written Feelings Are Harder To Say by UuGgHh its Bryan reviews
/GaaSaku/ sakura has moved yet again, and has now found herself in konoha high, she turns to her voice for support, but will it be enough? Will someone have to assist in a way no one else can, with the secrets she hides from everyone? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,260 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Gentle Women(Being rewritten for all those who have read till the end) by Kasurin Pawazu reviews
Started writing this over 5 years ago and finished it 3 years ago, now that I am in college and have worked on my writing skills I am going to rewrite this story. Fix up all the errors and reword some of the crap, high school, wording. Give me a bit because it is over 80 pages long but hopefully for all of you who have read it it will be a nice surprise for you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara
Final Goodbye by NinjaNeko94 reviews
Usually suicide notes aren’t so harsh nor are they so long. Please forgive me for being a waste of space I guess by the time you have all read this I will be gone for good. I'm really sorry to everyone, this is my final goodbye. Has Naruto truly given up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life in Technicolor by ncfan reviews
Random snapshots of life in the world of Naruto. From lighthearted to depressing to just plain weird... Formerly known as Stories Untold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Why? by Goddess Calamity reviews
I hate them. I hate how they smile and laugh... most of all I hate him. I hate how he always has hope, and how he never gives up. Set after 486
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Expendable by ncfan reviews
Team Gai are always sent on the most dangerous missions, because there's no one to care if they don't come home. And one night, they don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Little Birdie by Ravensbleeding reviews
Naruto loves his little birdie. It's always been there for him. But when things start taking a turn for the worse in his life, his little birdie may not be strong enough to hold on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Falling Up by sarsaparillia reviews
The world is fall-fall-falling apart; it is grey outside, and Tenten despairs. — Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Silence is Silver reviews
When one loner meets another they change the lives around them forever- but can they change themselves? When Hinata stumbles upon Gaara's dark past can she find the strength to help fix things before his secrets destroy him? GaaXHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,876 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara
Fluorescence reviews
They were best friends but she loved him secretly in a Konoha that was slowly dying. very sad, darkfic. i suck at summaries, story is better. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH, T FOR SUICIDE my first one-shot PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Of Kunai Petals and Moonlit Swallows reviews
A certain Hyuuga gets sent on a search mission with Konohas weapons mistress. Hes supposed to keep her on task. She lies awake at night, haunted by a secret shes determined to keep. What happens when they cant keep their feelings inside anymore? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.