"Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by." - Captain Jack Sparrow

There's nothing really special about me, or at least it's not worth bragging about. If you met me in the halls of my high school, you probably wouldn't bother to remember my face. I'm just an average sixteen year old girl who is hopelessly obsessed with works of fiction. I wish that I had a best friend like Harry Potter because I could honestly use someone who is brave and loyal until the end.

Oh, and I share a birthday with Brad Pitt.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort

Slytherin: 73/100

Gryffindor: 69/100

Ravenclaw: 69/100

Hufflepuff: 55/100

Maybe it's just me, but I thought I was a pretty nice person. That's what everyone says about me at my school. But then again... "any means to achieve their ends" does seem to fit me.

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Titanic, Sweeney Todd, Troy, Easy A, Fight Club, Charlie St. Cloud, The Notebook, Get Him to the Greek, The Hangover, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, Mean Girls, The Lion King, Brother Bear, Avatar, Remember Me, Zombieland, Toy Story 3, The Wedding Crashers, Sleepy Hollow, Sydney White, Scream.

Television: True Blood, Skins, Misfits, Doctor Who, Glee.

Books: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, Hush Hush, Crescendo, Shiver, Linger, If I Stay, Atlas Shrugged, To Kill a Mockingbird, Water for Elephants, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Mortal Instruments, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian.

I honestly would rather spend my time with fanfiction and these lovely options than get drunk at a common teenager party. Call me crazy, or say I have no life, but it's the smarter option. You can't destroy not only your reputation, but your liver spending your Friday nights at home, doing any of these things.

ALL THINGS HARRY POTTER

One True Pairing

Ron and Hermione

Others

Draco and Asteria

Harry and Ginny

Draco and Hermione

Daphne and Theodore

Harry and Hermione (occasionally; mostly friendship related though)

James and Lily

Rose and Scorpius

Severus and Lily (one sided mostly)

and probably any other pairing you see on my favorites

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.