Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.

Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.

To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE

What if Elizabeth had a special talent that made her feel even more apt at forming opinions about people? What if even this special gift couldn't help her figure out the mysterious Darcy? Modern P&P with supernatural twist.

Post-Confession. It's fifth grade year for the gang. Helga is working on a Cafeteria Confessions assignment for Mr. Simmons. Arnold says too much on the confessions tape, thinking she's playing around. Now, they need to find the tape before everyone finds out the truth about them, but what's the truth? Complete.

After FTi Helga confesses her love to Arnold, who sadly doesn't feel the same way. Now Arnold is running Hillwood High's newspaper, and dating Lila. As an act of revenge, Helga becomes the mysterious advice columnist 'Geraldine.'

A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!

Professor Dumbledore returns to Hogwarts with a new class in mind for the students. Draco can't help but notice how well Harry excels in this strange subject. HarryxDraco with slight HarryxRon but it's one sided.

Harry's been acting strangely lately, and Teddy's worried he's figured out about his 'thing' for him.

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

One Shot. Conversation between Harry Potter and an adder, which quickly develops into something more. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!

"What did you say?" This was it; proof that his lover had finally gone off the deep end into crazy lake. Sasuke could not keep the bafflement out of his voice. Naruto grinned. "I said…I want to cum on your glasses." SasuNaruSasu

Who knew looking for his father's porn collection could lead to so many problems? Naruto certainly didn't. Naru/Sasu

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.

Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.

Another lady sets her sights on Arthur, but things don't go as planned. Whatever is Merlin to do with the besotted Prince following him around? Slash, three-shots. Warnings: cliché fic, a bit of angst, a lot of fluff.

Collaboration with Azure129. Craziness ensues when Arnold and Helga get trapped in an elevator overnight, all the while facing post-confession and post-April Fool's Dance consequences. What will come of it all?

Zuko loves Aang through a camera lens, until things are taken out of his hands and they're drawn together. Besides, it's the little things that count. Rated M for yaoi smut. AU.

Life is a series of meetings; of daily, weekly, and yearly encounters to make of what we will." A short dribbly, drabbly ficlet. Two or three parts. Slash and cuteness!

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

When an unexpected event disrupts the Netherfield ball, Mr. Darcy finds out that leaving Hertfordshire and Elizabeth Bennet behind is more easily said than done.

An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina

H/D slash. Malfoy always did have an odd way of going after what he wanted.

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

SMUT ALERT Out of the two of them, one would probably assume Watanuki Kimihiro: who was loud and flailed, who couldn’t seem to go five minutes without shouting, screaming or generally being loud in public would be the noisy bed partner...

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.

Trust Sasuke's budgie to spill his dirty little secret. [Hinted SasuNaru] Oneshot.

Sasuke just wanted one chance to be with Naruto and he's going to get it, no matter what. Even if it meant showing that he was prettier than that Sakura that Naruto crushes on… [SasuNaru AU yaoi, fluff]

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.