My Friend Told Me to do this Quiz

1) Master Chief

2) Cortana

3) Sgt. Johnson

4) 343 Guilty Spark

5) Arbiter

6) Prophet of Truth

7) Miranda Keyes

8) Lord Hood

9) Gravemind

10) Tartarus

11) Capt. Dare

12) Buck

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? "That would be extremely unsettling."

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? "I'm not that into robots."

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? "Oh my God..."

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? "I've read a few."

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? "Why does Truth keep coming up!?!?"

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? "Five /Nine is slightly less disturbing."

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? "It would be like walking in on someone watching internet porn."

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. "Mr. Mohawk , unable to contain his passion, thrusts his Index into Johnson's ring."

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? "Probably not, hopefully."

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. " Fraternization with Subordinates."

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? " Like Halo:CE, but with everyone naked."

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? " Does Contact: Harvest count? "

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? " No, because Dare has a chin like Jay Leno."

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? "Disturbingly, this almost makes sense."

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? " The Hierarchs have something special in mind! *wink wink nudge nudge* "

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? " Lord Hood hates hates the crazy teenagers what with their baggy pants and hippity-hop music."

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? "It's like some parts of Mass Effect, but the aliens are old and homosexual."

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "Your large data packets give my software a hard drive."