I Require Lasagnahide bio
 Stuff about me simplified Pretty much, I'm just a Scottish twat who wants to type some good ass Splatoon shit. If I do publish a fanfic. (which would be incredibly hard as I'm a huge pussy online.) I wouldn't be focusing on it 24/7 as apex legends will keep me hostage, and or other things like; friends (like I have any lol) and anime. Yeah, I know, not the most informative but eh... I don't give much of a fuck. 11 other facts about me 1. Professional shitposter. 2. Will sometimes leave "funny" reviews on fanfiction. But not to mock them. 3. I don't think very much of myself. (no that doesn't mean that I cut myself listening to bille ellish. ) 4. Likes other franchises like Jet Set Radio, (E3 2019 was disappointing) Sonic, Pokemon, JoJo's bizarre adventure, lucky star and portal. (come on valve release portal 3!) 5. I'm a really lonely guy. (mostly online) 6. Loves anime probably a bit too much. 7. He really needs a therapist. 8. I'm male, straight and for some reason I feel like I have to tell you, single 9. Thinks jojo is the most macho thing a man can watch. 10. Is a mobile app fanfiction.net user. (line breaks are a myth apart from this bio.) 11. Yes my name is an Xbox Gamertag Stuff I may or may not be working on A Splatoon OC yuri fic (finally not another 3x8 fanfic) A very touchy friendshippy splatoon fic A Jet Set Radio fic |
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Operation 24 by HelloElmoreHelpDesk reviews
When she first escaped the metro, Eight had been a bit intimidated by Agent 3. Three had, after all, tried to kill her. But over time, Eight found out that the grumpy inkling could actually be quite pleasant to be around, once you got to know her. Thus, when Three asked Eight out on a date, she said yes. In retrospect, she probably should've asked what a date was first.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,459 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 2/21 - [Agent 3, Agent 8]
Octoling in the Big City by AureusGold reviews
Agent 8 has faced a lot of trials in her life. She's fought in the Octarian Army. She's escaped the underground depths of the Metro. She's even saved Inkopolis from a genocidal telephone. But now she tackles the greatest challenge of all - moving into Inkling society! Follow the hijinks of Agent 8, 3, 4, and others as they attempt to teach the clueless Octoling life in the big city
Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 5/8 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] Agent 4
Splatoon: The Inkling in Blue by SoftWare Publishing reviews
An Inkling boy comes to Inkopolis, but not for the thrills of the city. He comes to make his own life, all while concealing his true identity. He will have to make a decision regarding a sister of his that already lives in the city.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/27 - Cap'n Cuttlefish, Callie, Marie, OC
Electric Frontier: DUST by Grape 2 reviews
A recent discovery during a mining operation has brought hope and curiosity to the Octarian government, especially to Octavio himself. But what would happen if the Inklings and the Splatoon were to find out about this discovery and the history behind it? Getting a sequel.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/23 - Octarians
The 'Im a human in Splatoon' Obligatory Cringe fanfiction by Blitzkrieq reviews
Fuckin' bustin NUTS BAYBEE. (Rating's the same as always for the same reasons.) (This one's pretty bad though, so I might change it to An M. You'll see why)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 5/17 - Marie, OC, Agent 3
The Burger King Invasion by Grape 2 reviews
The Burger King himself has decided to expand this burger making business by turning Inkopolis citizens into food! Can anyone stop Him and his evil burger-related plans? This story includes Master Chief, Colonel Sanders, Thanos, Garfield and many more characters that mix together to make this god's mistake of a story.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/8 - Callie, Marie - Complete
if atlas sleeps, the sky will fall by acidhu3s
"Why?" Three asks, and Eight takes her hand and squeezes it. "The sky is pretty, isn't it?" she responds with a laugh, and Three desperately wishes she could see beauty in the little things, too. (gift for ultramarinefires on ao3, f/f agent 24 fluff oneshot)
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold by aidyr reviews
(This is a sequel to Serendipity.) First dates are exciting, huh? Three and Eight have finally acted on the romantic tension between them and are ready to test the waters. Here's hoping for a good first date and many more to come. - Also posted on AO3 -
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/11 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
Spring of Good Omens by Calamari Inkantation reviews
Robin isn't sure how to think about this new life, but with a persistent cousin named Cardinal and her fearless Grandmother, Jay, she thinks she'll be just fine. In which a human becomes a Inkling and finds out how to live her own life. (SI-OC, No Romance, Slow/Semi-Realistic, probably not based on lore... Reviews welcomed)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/28 - Judd, Callie, Marie, OC
A Day Off by PrincessWaterlily33 reviews
Stella, a young Octoling, finally gets a day off from all her responsibilities! She's eager to spend the day alone, but quickly realizes she's forgotten how to enjoy her free time. However, her efforts to make the day memorable might just get her a new friend... or maybe something more.
Splatoon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27 - [Marina, OC] - Complete
Serendipity by aidyr reviews
Eight knows she has feelings for Three. It's frustrating and confusing, but the feelings are definitely there. There's just too much about the inkling to love. She's not confident in her abilities to pursue an actual relationship though... Well, maybe everyone's favorite MC could be of assistance? Pearl is better at this than people give her credit for. - Also published on AO3 -
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/29 - [Agent 3, Agent 8] [Pearl, Marina] - Complete
Jet Squid Radio by Mista Mushoo reviews
In a world where the culture's focus in on a sport called Turf Wars, there's a certain unspoken set of rules everyone has to follow. It's practically a crime to not play Turf Wars. Follow a group of outsiders as they band together to show the world there's more to their ink than just using it for games. Rated T for Troublemakers and only the lightest of swearing. BACK FOR REAL NOW!
Crossover - Jet Grind Radio & Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Beat, Callie, Marie
Rudie Sisters by Shawasia
Two sisters, Melody and Tune, move to Tokyo-to in hopes of starting a new life and escape their troubled home in America. All seemed to be going well for the two until they were mistaken for rudies, youths who roam the streets in skates causing all sorts of mischief. Now outlawed, Melody and Tune skate for their lives as the Rokkaku Police lurk at every corner of the city.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,109 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Beat, Gum, Yoyo, OC
The Adventures of The New Squidbeak Splatoon by GamerJosh2611 reviews
The sequel to my story, The tales of Agent 8, mostly fluffy one-shots, and I hope you enjoy this as much as you enjoyed my first story! (This is the 3rd time im publishing this, as the last 2 stories have mysteriously dissapeared from existence)
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Agent 8, Agent 3] [Inkboy, Agent 4]
The tales of Agent 8 by GamerJosh2611 reviews
Occurs in the aftermath of Octo Expansion, it focuses on Agent 8 and the adventures she has in the Promised Land, Includes fluff, yuri shipping, comedy, and little clarifications in between when its necessary. Thank you all for supporting me!
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 6/19/2018 - [Pearl, Marina] [Agent 3, Agent 8] - Complete
A Day’s Work by leafjuice reviews
Tab just wants to be productive. Gum finds it amusing to watch him suffer.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Gum, Tab - Complete
Splatoon: Pure White by Solace451 reviews
Chiro travels to Inkopolis to live a normal life. However, he is thrown into many difficult situations as he meets many formidable Turf War players that belong to the strongest group in Inkopolis, the Elite 10. To make things interesting, Chiro has a unique hair color: white, and doesn't know a thing about Turf Wars before meeting a girl named Vivi. Some suggestive stuff.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,823 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Callie, Marie
Imperfect, when being with you by Minali reviews
Suzu Hoshino tries to live a perfect life by being the best student at her school and being able to always win in turf war and ranked battles. Everything goes as planned until a certain Inkling shows up in her life.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Inkgirl, Inkboy]
Jet Set Radio Future by SunlightShrine reviews
With a tyrannical group attempting to seize control by force, it's safe to say that Tokyo-to has seen better days. Despite this, several gangs are caught in a territorial tug-of-war, setting to bury Tokyo-to in graffiti. One gang, the GG's, will find themselves caught in the biggest fight of their lives.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,975 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Beat, Gum, Corn, Yoyo