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Joined 12-26-10, id: 2672506, Profile Updated: 12-30-10
Author has written 1 story for Warriors.

Hey! This is our profile! We each already have other accouns, Aduial Rana(or Abby) and Poppystream(Chelsea). As we are friends in real life, we decided to make a joint account to write stories together. We will, however, continue our own seperate stories on our seperate accounts (Seriously, I (Abby) doubt that people would be happy if I abandoned Moonkit's Prophecy).

Inspiration for writing:

Abby's: VAM-Ninja(Look them up! They write awesome fanfics), Music (In particular Mariana's Trench. If you are Canadian and have not heard of them, shame on you) Tolkien too! If you haven't heard of JRR Tolkien, then even more shame on you. Oh, and Kenneth Opel, as well. Seriously, you should read Silverwing if haven't already because that is awesome. Erin Hunter too (Actually a few people under one penname.)

Chelsea's: So many things give me inspiration to write. Music, of course is one reason. (However, there is no particular artist or band that I like) Several authors as well. I'll name a few books and authors. Erin Hunter (The author(s) of Warriors), Cassandra Clare (The Mortal Instruments trilogy), The Twilight series, The House of Night series (I just so happened to forget the authors' names of the last two series), and many, many other book series. (I don't feel like naming them, so yeah)

Abby: Chels, just to let you know, Twilight is written by Stephanie Mayer. IDK how I know that, seeing as I hate the series.

Chelsea: Yeah, maybe not, but you used to, so that is why you know that, most likely. Genius.

Abby: ... Oh, look! The lizard's back!

Lizard: I'm not a lizard, I'm a dragon! Rawr!

Abby: ...

Chelsea: ...Lizard.


~I love POMEGRANATE!!~

The above sentence is from Abby. Ignore it. Now, some info about the authors!

Abby: Obsessed with Mariana's Trench(The Canadian band. Chelsea likes them too.) Also a Taylor Swift fan. Aspires to be a singer/actress when she grows up. Is Canadian. In order to understand pomegranate jokes, please see music video for Celebrity Status by Mariana's Trench. (Chelsea: You would put that.)

Chelsea: Lets see...well, I'm best at writing warriors fanfics. I hope to be an actual author when I get older. But for now, I'll settle with being a fanfiction writer. Oh yes, I'm also Canadian. (Just thought I'd put that for the sake of typing pointless things) I'm 14, turning 15 in two months. And...I LIKE PUDDING!!!!! (Abby: You would put that inside joke.)(Chelsea: Shut it, and get out of ma profile info!) (Abby: Then get out of mine!) (Chelsea: Make me!)


And now for a quiz! (Filled out by Abby!)

Chelsea: I refuse to be a part of this randomness!

Write Down Ten Random Characters!

1. Legolas

2. Squirrelflight

3. Mercutio(Romeo and Juliet)

4. Tawnypelt

5. Hermione

6. Jack Sparrow

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Ron Weasely

9. Hollyleaf

10. Arwen

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Tawnypelt: Here are some frogs and squirrels!

Ron: Uhhh...

Mercutio: Erm, interesting. Any people food?

Tawnypelt: ...

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

In Mirkwood...

Legolas: Oh, and watch out for the giant spiders. Mirkwood is full of them, and they will eat you.

Abby: I really hate spiders!

On the Black Pearl...

Jack: Where's me rum?

Abby: I thought you were showing me around the ship?

Jack: Ay, that I am, but I need more rum first.

Abby: You've already had three bottles- (Cannon ball flies past)

I don't know which is worst. Giant man-eating spiders, or cannon balls.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

(Squirrelflight and Draco are making out when Arwen walks in)

Arwen: What the heck?

Draco: Oh, uh, hi.

Squirrelflight: You are a lot better than Brambleclaw.

Arwen: Speaking of Brambleclaw, I'm gonna go find him.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous.What happens?

Mercutio: Jack is mine, deal with it!

Ron: NEVER!

Jack: uhh, I like neither of you. I prefer me rum. And I thought Ron liked Hermione?

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Tawnypelt: Reow!! Give me more territory for ShadowClan!

Abby: Ahh! Scary evil cat! Scary evil cat!

Draco: Petrificus totalus! (Tawnypelt falls, petrified)

Abby: You saved me! Thanks!

Draco: No problem!

Tawnypelt: (Petrified)

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Legolas: Then you add some of this...

Jack: Where is it? Where is me rum?

Legolas: What the heck?

Hermione: Never! I'm not returning it to you, you drunken idiotic pirate!

Legolas: ...

Jack: Give it back!

Hermione: Never! (Dumps bottle in Legolas's bowl of whatever it is he's cooking)

Jack: No!

Hermione: Hah!

Legolas: Uh-oh. (food bursts into flame)

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Mercutio is human, and slightly crazy, so yeah. Between two cats and Ron, I have no idea who he'd choose. Probably a cat, although he hates Tybalt and called him king of cats, so I seriously don't know. Tough choice.

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Draco: Give me your wand, mudblood, or else the cat'll get it!

Hermione: Get what?

Draco: Death! Now hand it over, you mudblood!

Hermione: Stop calling me mudblood!

Squirelflight: What the heck's going on? Why is my life being threatened?

Draco: Avada...

Hermione: Petrificus totalus! (Draco freezes midspell)

Squirrelflight: (Runs back to ThunderClan)

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Everyone gangs up on Mercutio.

Mercutio: Why is it always me?

Jack Sparrow: Because it's always you. Now where is me rum?

Squirrelflight: Shut it.

Mercutio: (Grabs his sword) I'll fight you all!

Draco, Ron, and Hermione: Petrificus totalus!

Mercutio: (Freaks out before freezing as he is hit by three petrifying spells)

Silence, then...

Tawnypelt: Well, that was fun. What now?

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Ron: Oh, well. It's not like I like Draco at all. But Hermione ditched me and didn't take me with her. I knew she liked Harry better! Of course, it's always Harry Potter. I'm just his stupid friend! (Kicks rock) Ow!

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Jack: Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me!

Draco: I've got your rum, and I'm going to throw it overboard.

Jack: No! Not me rum!

Draco: (Throws bottle overboard)

Jack: Why you evil little...

Draco: (Points wand at Jack)

Jack (Gulp)

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Hollyleaf: Stop the wedding!

Squirrelflight: What are you doing?

Hollyleaf: You can't marry him! You're a cat! And a lying, evil, beast!

Draco: How dare you insult her! Filthy mudblood cat.

Hollyleaf: Just because I'm a half-clan kit of a medicine cat...

Squirrelflight: Hollyleaf...

Hollyleaf: And that medicine cat happens to be Squirrleflight's sister...

Draco: Shut up.

Hollyleaf: Make me!

Squirrelflight: Hollyleaf, why were you late?

Hollyleaf: I wasn't planning on coming to this infernal ceremony. It's an insult to cats everywhere.

Draco: (Stares a Holly) This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Hermione and Hollyleaf get drunk and end up at my house.

Abby: (Opens door) What's going on?

Hermione: (Giggling)

Hollyleaf: (Sheathing and unsheathing claws while snickering)

Abby: What the heck? Are you two drunk?

Hermione: I-I-I-I think s-s-s-s-so.

Hollyleaf: Reoweoweower!

Abby: Hermione, that is so uncharacteristic of you. As for Hollyleaf, this can't be good at all. And she's a cat. Why would a cat be drinking in the first place- wait a minute. Did Jack get to you two?

Hollyleaf: (Jumps on Abby's face, claws unsheathed)

Abby: Ahhhh!

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Ok, is this just a repeat of the whole series or what?

Hollyleaf: Ok, that's it! I'm sick of you and your pureblood wizard superiority!

Draco: Deal with it.

Hollyleaf: Grrr... Watch your back, I've killed before.

Draco: (fingers wand) I think I can defend my- Ahhh!

Hollyleaf: (Bites his throat)

Squirrelflight: Noo! I've lost everything again! You-you-you- Argh!

The next day...

Hollyleaf: (Bound, gagged, and stuck in a barrel going down river to Mirkwood) Mf!

Legolas: What's in this random barrel?

Hollyleaf: (Wriggles out of bindings)

Legolas: (Opens barrel) Agh!

Hollyleaf: (Jumps on his face)

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Jack: What the...?

Legolas: (Begins shooting the rndom orcs that have appeared out of nowhere)

Jack: (Does some sort of Jackish crazy thing that brings him to safety and nocks Legolas into the water. Legolas then swims to a barrel that conveniently floats by)

Legolas: Typical Jack. I hate him sometimes.

Jack: (To the orcs) You shall always remember this as the day that you almost- (A nazgul flies by, nocking him into the water) Captain Jack Sparrow.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Mercutio: Dang it! We forgot the food.

Ron: Too bad Hermione's not here. She's so smart she could probably conjure up food out of thin air!

Mercutio: Sure she could.

Hidden Clans reviews
A serious story about four clans we made up with a touch of insanity.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010