Accessory - noun: a supplementary component that improves capability; noun: clothing that is worn or carried, but not part of your main clothing; noun: someone who helps another person commit a crime. A Mint Royale Fic. Will be M for slash and violence.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Baths are relaxing. Tripping in mud is not.

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

In which Sherlock orders The Cuddle Sutra; he and John explore some of the poses. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John established relationship, nonsexual romance . Part of my series: A Love with No Name. Totally gratuitous cuddle!fic.

Howard finds himself a jazz woman and Vince is not sure he likes it all that much... and is she really as nice as she seems? Rated M for various themes.

The joke has to end sometime. Finale to the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot" arc. John/Sherlock

Sherlock plays a burning violin and John knows that he is doomed. A curious sort of prayer in the style and with words of Leonard Cohen./ Slash, Sherlock/John. written for prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Howard/Vince. Rated for alcohol/possible drug use, foul language and eventual Sexual content.

Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen

He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.

"What's on here is a body, and that body can be useful to me. If it's difficult for you to see, then in the future you can wait outside."

John finds a box of things Sherlock has stolen from him over the years.

October, 2003. Howard, a long-suffering bank robber, is ready to rid himself of his old life, until insufferable cab-driver Vince bursts into his life, stealing his clothes and taking up his attic. If only kidnap wasn't an offence. Mint Royale AU.

AU! Howard and Vince are best friends who own and live above a coffee shop. It's basically like the show without the magic, plus it's about unrequited love. Unrequited love that keeps you wide awake at night. Proving that love is like caffeine ;D R&R

Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.

John comes across a surprising revelation in relation to all the assumptions about himself and Sherlock. No longer One-shot or one sided! 7th and final Chapter up! Enjoy!

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"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"

John Watson can forgive. He can understand. But he can't forget the feel of a violinist's hands on his skin. Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade. THE FINAL MUMFORDVERSE GUYS.

The casts are off, and Dan tags along to Jones' gig on Mykonos. Canes, techno, alcohol, nice white buildings, and whatnot. Dan/Jones, obviously.

Just a little smutty one-shot. Howince. Very explicit. Don't read if you are underage or do not like M/M

What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.

A series of deaths and near-deaths, and a funeral, in the life of John Watson. John/Sherlock pre-slash

Sherlock dreads Tuesday morning. Also: brains.

This is my version about how i would finish "The Great Game".One chapter,three parts: "At the pool", "The alley interlude" and "Safe and sound at home".Rated M for part 2-3 which contains explicit man/man sex and other yummy slashy things.Shwatsonlock

Slash, Sherlock/John. I would literally cross light-years for you, if someone would just give me a spaceship.

Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock

Sherlock has never had a friend, let alone one he needs as much as he needs John. SLASH.

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

Sherlock is distant, John is concerned, Mycroft makes inappropriate comments, and Lestrade is a most triumphant gambler. Sherlock/John. SEQUEL TO WEEP LITTLE LION MAN. NEWLY DUBBED MUMFORDVERSE.

It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Sometimes it takes three tries to get it right. Only rated M to be careful.

this time, Rich goes too far. *real person fic*

"Dan was just afraid, he thought, watching the smoke spiraling towards the ceiling, afraid of himself, afraid of what people might think. Although he was always saying he despised society, he was just afraid he wouldn't fit in it."

Julian would do anything to understand Noel's cocaine addiction.

Howard and Vince have been fighting more and more and eventually they decide to go it alone, each convinced they will be happier. But will they? How long will it take them to realise what they want? Howince, eventually.

Childhood AU: Vince discovers a time capsule, and it leads to an even better discovery. Howard/Vince, pretty much pure fluff. Oneshot, safety rating because I'm paranoid. This is also over on LJ.

Watson receives a trunk. Holmes is curious.

After all, like a tree falling in a forest, it didn't count as weakness if nobody saw it. Howince flangst fluff & angst oneshot . Bit of mild slash at the end.

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde. Written for The Mighty Battle of Boosh on LJ. Prompt: "Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Everyone thinks they are together and it’s all a coy act to pretend they're not."

Gen. "Sometimes, Dan wonders what Jones thinks of him."

Howard/Vince. Post-Party roof-top bickering. Rated for language, possible drug use, Bailey's, and eventual sexual content.

Budge up, stand down, and strap yourself in for a Romantic Proposition, a Misunderstanding, and a cheeky dose of Metaphorical Man-Love.

What happens when the final boundary is crossed? Howard/Vince

Take a series of moments by the throat and connect them with a fistful of tension. The boys swing through the whole spectrum of denial tonight.

Fed up with his increasing alienation from Howard, Vince decides to step back into his well genius Zooniverse boots, Fountain-of-Youth style.

Clamber aboard for a good rambling dose of fluff in a park on a sunny day. Howince

Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.

Nathan Barley: Dan Ashcroft hates himself completely and utterly. In his own eyes he is little better than a cheap whore to Jonnatton Yeah? and he doesn't see how someone like Jones could continue to put up with him for much longer. Dan/Jones

A Sweet songfic. Pete/Stitch from Stitch's POV. Slash

AU fic. Howard was mesmerised as soon as he saw him. Vince has found just what he was looking for.

Late birthday present for Bryony. Howard has a problem. Vince wants to help. Fluff, and scenes of a sexual nature.

Vince has never heard the story of Cinderella. After some cajoling, Howard takes him to see the local production of the Panto. Vince isn't sure why Cinderella has to be with the prince though. What's wrong with ending up with your best mate? Howince

Vince and Howard get caught in a rainstorm. What will they discover as they dry off and warm up? Fluff of the highest order.

Vince and Howard's friendship is on thin ice. Has too much damage been done, or is there still a chance to make things right? Rated M just to be safe.

When a power failure brings the Tube to a halt, Howard finds that, for once, he's not the one panicking.

Very M-rated smut. That's all I can say really. You have been warned!

An innocent pillow fight leads to something rather interesting... Howard/Vince slash - you have been warned!

They've been sitting there ten minutes now. They haven't spoken once.

It's the little moments that count the most. Pure, unashamed fluff. Vince/Howard slash.

Howard and Vince finally get it on. Fluffy, sweet and slashy one-shot. There is smut, so you probably shouldn't read if it offends you, although I don't think it's that bad!

Skeeball, funnel cakes, photobooths and a fuzzy pink bear.

Wilson lends Cuddy a hand and reveals something about himself in the process. House proceeds to freak out. Contains gratiutous SkeeBall. Slash, if you squint.

Sirius needs a new tradition. Written for merrysmutmas 2005. Slash.

Costume Ball, Marauders style. Written for merrysmutmas 2006. Slash.

House, Wilson, dinner. Postep for HalfWit. Slash.

House thinks he's Peter Pan. Vague HouseWilson.

SLASH. Howard's having a few problems getting over his ordeal in Old Gregg's cave now he's safely back in London. Can Vince help?

After mucking about with Naboo's magical grooming products, Vince & Howard have been returned to puberty and have to endure school all over again. Can they cope with having old brains encased in tight, youthful faces? Warning: slash, Howince.

Sirius spends the month of August with Remus on the Lupin family farm. Written for the LJ Dog Days of Summer challenge. Slash.

Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.

Sirius is frightened of thunderstorms. Remus is there. Slash.