Hi! I'm Orange. Which is a by-far better color than blue. And you shouldn't tell him I said that. Plus, I'm not sure that he realized that I stuffed his portal gun with potatoes and shoved it in the closet on April Fool's day. Bet he did. How could he not...? Are you going to tell him now...?

That's probably why he sent Dennis and his adorable adopted pet turret, Turrey, after me. Oh well! Such sweet little voices they have!

So. To everyone else: If you don't like Portal, go away. There's no point in hating someone like me.

A little core told me it was your birthday. I killed it. It was a moron. ~GLaDOS

And if you do, great! You're in luck! I basically only write Portal and Portal 2 things. (And maybe some HP, Undertale, Hitchhiker's guide stuff, maybe some other things) and also Blue and I won't send Dennis after you!!

~When there's a wall, there's a way!~

Now only read the bold, Wheatley.