The story of Alucard and Anderson as they battle through the vampire invasion... Warning: 18 and above only (I will NOT deal with any "damage" caused). More detailed warning at the top of chapter 1.

This is a Dom/Sub Fanfic. This is Rhys and Handsome Jack. Because why not. Info sheets will be updated as needed. This is BoyXBoy. There will be sex. There will be touching ones self. This is also, HumanXHybrid so there are spells of heat.

From the point of view of the narrator, who defects to Handsome Jack after realizing she's been fighting for the wrong side...and that she's got a crush on him. But will Jack ever learn to trust her? Set within the Borderlands 2 game, so SPOILERS. (My first fanfic I've ever dared to publish. Hope you like it.)

Handsome Jack is suffering from insomnia and desperate for some sleep. He knows the legends of sirens on Pandora. How their song could put anyone to sleep. Of course, convincing a siren to sing for him isn't as easy as he thought. Especially when he starts developing feelings towards one.

If someone told Rhys that one day he would have used his robotic arm for doing some of the things he was currently using it for, he wouldn't have believed them.

Alucard, Integra, Walter, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and...Maxwell... Hellsing recieves a little gift from the Iscariots...one that plants eyes and ears within the walls of the organization.

One-Shots for the Handsome Jack/Rhys (Rhack) pairing.

Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!

"Common Rhys, join me…and all this will be mine. I mean ours, ours." Basically smut, a series of bad choices, and some spoilers for episode 4.

A fix fic crack fix as much as anything about the Saints can be crack. Set after the events of the fourth game. All I have to say about it is wheeeee insomnia.

A secret lies in Anderson's unknown past. Familiar yet unfamiliar places, a forgotten brother. What will Anderson discover as slowly the wall holding back his memories breaks down throughout his journey through the nightmarish adventure of the war with Millennium and Hellsing?

Fenris blushed, Hawke bit his lip and their flirtation continued. Fenris/mHawke

When Varric finds out he is the heir to a large property located in the forest on the border of Kirkwall he decides to sell up and claim the money But there is one condition... He must live in the Manor for a week before it can be sold so decides to bring his friends along. But something is wrong with the house...the original owner never left. PARODY AU.

Alucard goes missing after crossing into Scotland. Anderson's struggle with loneliness leads him to give into caring for a wild vampiric child, and perhaps he won't have to be alone this Christmas. Unusual AAxA

Brynjolf muses on being the husband of the Dragonborn. Kind of fluffy. Inspired by a prompt on the Elder Scrolls kinkmeme site.

Sebastian knows Fenris is suffering from his rejection from Hawke. He ventures to the mansion of the dark, brooding elf whom has admired him from afar. Unbeknownst to Sebastian, he receives more than a confession from the elven warrior.

Self insert fic with a bit of a twist. After much consideration Emily Cousland must leave everything she once knew and loved behind to defeat the Blight. What happens when fantasy becomes reality and the secrets you were so desperately trying to hide betray your most trusted friends? Join me and you shall see!

A short ficlet written based on a painting done by Anna M. Pippen (TheResidentDevil on Tumblr) of Anders healing the face of a badly-beaten Sebastian.

Join the merry band of misfits on a night where no-one dies, Isabela takes a stab at storytelling, Carver is scandalized, and clever observation might reveal more than expected in a game of 'never have I ever'.

"I accepted the fact that I was broken beyond repair. However I also accepted that fact that Johnny and I need each other. Just to be there." When lonely souls are mixed with midnight conversations and nutella. Slightly OOC. Oneshot. Trigger Warning.

Whenever Hawke thought back on it later – and she had plenty of reasons to – she still thought it was ridiculous. A silly prank war, started over a silly card game... and it got a bit out of hand. Well, that was an understatement. It nearly killed her.

With his brother already purified, Vilkas yearns to cure himself of his cursed beastblood with the help of his Harbinger and future husband. On their quest, Vilkas finally realizes something he's been denying for months. Tags; relationship: slash, character: farkas, vilkas, m!db race: bosmer kinks: hurt and comfort, flirting, fluff, angst

"...If we're the same and you don't wish to be man or demon, then my blood right now will ensure I'll be the one to turn you into a monster. I would never allow anything else..." Alternative to Anderson's death. M for blood, violence, yaoi. AAxA. Completely reworked, Chapter 4 up

A short one-shot of a specific day in year that Ancano wishes would never exist. Mainly trying to pin characterisation down, so reviews on that would be highly appreciated!

When the Hellsing Organization is in dire need of help, Integra comes up with a way to ask for help. The Vatican's.Both parties could become more powerful than they already are when united. They could help, and they do with a contract. But what would happen if said contract happened to be a marriage contract..? Rated M for later chapters. MxM, Yaoi. Forced marriage.

Hadvar takes issue with the unsavory habits of his new friend, Thorn.

The newest whelp of the Companions comes home one night after an exhaustive battle, oblivious that she's been infected with a disease that will turn her into a vampire if left untreated. But the noses of werewolves are finer than those of ordinary men...

Fanfic of a fanfic, based on Maroongrad's "Succession". Anderson has taken Integra's place as Alucard's master after illness drags her down with no heir available, but what happens when the paladin regenerator also takes ill...and how could that happen? No yaoi. Dedicated to Maroongrad for her awesome stories.

Father Anderson, a priest living in an orphanage accompanied by a few nuns and many children, adopts an injured bat. When misfortune befalls them, this innocent tale becomes laced with venomous darkness.

Farkas always thought that he would meet his greatest opponent in battle. Boy, was he wrong...

Little Arthur Hellsing during Abraham Van Hellsing's time: Arthur wants to play a new game with his father, which of course leads to mischief.

Vampires, werewolves and priests, oh my! Alucard has a lovely surprise for Hans on his day off... what could it be? Sorry that the summery doesn't contain a whole lot of details but it would ruin the surprise. Rated M for yaoi.

The Dovahkiin, with a little help from Farkas and Aela, decides to find out why an arrow to the knee is so devastating an injury that it has put an end to many a Guard's adventuring career. Contains very slight Dovahkiin/Aela. One-shot.

Hawke allows Isabella and Varric to plan Satinalia, Justice allows Anders to drink and Anders asks Fenris to dance the volta... Sexual tension ensues. Fenris/Anders, M!Hawke/Sebastian, Isabella/Merrill and Carver/Nathaniel Implied

Guess what...more of Sebastian and Anders! But told from the perspective of a rather unexpected onlooker...I have it on the highest authority that this story will give you a serious case of the giggles.

Varric worries that he'll lose Bianca to the handsome Starkhaven archer with the long fingers and sexy accent, so he sets out on a campaign to ensure her affections. One shot kmeme fill, rated M for an f-bomb or two.

A fluffy little fic about some special gifts for special friends.

Secret Santa fic for MsBarrows. There will be a sequel at some point. Cracky little tale of the two yummiest voices in DA2!

Another fill. Anders decides to cut his hair after Aveline mentions that it makes him look scruffy and gets in the way. Fenris tries to convince Anders not to cut it. BDSM, Dom!Fenris.

Fenris is quite open with his friends about his recent reintroduction to the world of physical expression, prompting amazement and interest from the crowd. K!meme prompt fill.

DA meme fill. Dom!Anders ties down a reluctant Fenris and has his way with him. One-shot.

Anders is hit by a spell that makes him relive one of his worst memories. The team is unable to break it, and has to wait it out and watch Anders relive something horrifying. WARNING: Non-con references, mature subject matter.

Fenris twitches in his sleep. Anders loves it because it reminds him he is still there beside him. Fluffy Fenris/Anders one-shot.

Sequel to Payment of a Different Kind. Fenris again requires payment from Anders, this time for protecting his clinic. Anders is secretly happy to oblige.

A glance into Merrill's Eluvian has Sebastian acting peculiar, and it seems he's got his eye on Hawke. As she tries to find the source of his change, Hawke discovers this new, devious Sebastian might be her dream come true. Kink-meme fill. Mature content.

The sequel to Green Eyed Monster by Hatsepsut. Anders is finally going on that picnic with Sebastian, but they have some uninvited guests...will he get his feelings across? Warning: Very smutty. :O

A magical mishap leaves Fenris with cat ears and a tail. And because of that, Anders thinks he's the subject of a cruel trick by the Maker. **Smutty kink meme de-anon. Anders/Fenris**

Varric has a bone to pick with Sebastian. What is the Prince of Starkhaven waiting for? Sebastian and Hawke are in a romance but the romance is more background than forefront. Rated T just to be safe.

Alucard is a troubled teenager, whose parents call in the help of a bodyguard, Alexander Anderson, to keep him out of trouble. Could a simple acquaintanceship quickly turn into something more? Expect OOC-ness, foul language, and sexual content.

When the sister at the Gallows is called home to the Maker, Sebastian is given the task of taking confessions from mages and templars alike. While he greets it with an open heart, what he learns from their admissions weighs heavy upon him.

For a prompt at dragon age kinkmeme: "Merrill uses a desire demon's influence to make Fenris and Anders act upon their not-so-secret desire for m!Hawke." Rating M for m/m

For the kmeme prompt: Fenris says "I love you" to Anders in Arcanum, not knowing that learning Arcanum is part of a standard Circle education.

You know your morning is off to a bad start when you wake up with the person you hate. Not really any romance, but if you squint and look really hard there's some Fenders.

Sebastian has had enough of Anders' disrespect for the Chantry.

A short drabble written for a contest, very NSFW Anders/Hawke/Fenris smut.

Written for a prompt on the DA Kink Meme which boils down to: Fenris's home is invaded by kitties and Anders. Anders is full of kitten!squee, Fenris is at a loss. Full prompt inside.

Fenris gets injured and finds himself in Anders Clinic.

Fenris starts having thoughts/feelings/fantasies about Anders. While Anders remains oblivious. Fenders. Kmeme prompt fill

Sebastian finds out the hard way that you can't play a game against Isabela. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters...just the idea is mine, with a bit of help!

Sebastian has a problem, Fenris lends a hand. Crack.

Transformed by an unexpected spell, Fenris finds himself frighteningly helpless, unable to communicate the nature of his plight. Anders is just tickled pink to have a kitty again. Sort of Fenris/Anders, but not quite; possibly more angst than you expect

Sebastian comes up with a plan to help Hawke get over her kleptomania, but it ends up backfiring in an interesting way.

An AndersonxAlucard story, where conflict comes from outside their relationship, attempting to tear them appart. warning: for them being out of character and for fluff.

Alucard and Seras Victoria are reduced to forms they should never have been able to return to. Anderson enters the story as both of the vampires are at his relative mercy...

Alucard awakens in an old form and later finds himself at the mercy of a familiar paladin. Keep an open mind and do not flame me or hit me with a shovel...this is not yaoi

Anderson versus sleeping Alucard...meant to be AAxA.

Alexander Anderson and Alucard...when Integra forgets a basic need that even Alucard must satisfy...

Father Alexander goes for a night time stroll, but he's not alone...Alucard shows up to teach him the finer points of sin.

Abraham van Hellsing, Alexander Anderson, and Alucard...Anderson falls one hundred years into the past. Warning: mature theme, language, and some gore...

AAxA Anderson is fighting with Alucard and the building bursts into flames...involves blood and vampires and furious paladins

AndersonxAlucard Alucard is turned into the human he was before he ever became a vampire and Seres dies because of this. Alucard turns back into a vampire. What was Anderson's part? Can Seres be saved by Alucard's return?

Alucard manages to the get the upper hand on Anderson, and intends to turn him. Seras does not take well to this, and manages to attack the Iscariot, almost killing him. Alucard must now against time to save the Catholic. AndersonAlucard

So this is the sequel to Celibacy is a Choice...I hope you enjoy.

A simple wonderment leads to so much more.

Anderson has created a new weapon much to Alucard’s surprise. One that will both claim the vampire and suck the dead right out of him! AlucardxAnderson

An innocent pawn, two self righteous sinners and a clever devil who wants them to face their vices. The deadly passions that lead to eternal damnation sometimes aren't as pleasant as they appear to be. AxI & AAxI.

He was a true disciple of Judas and betrayed his Master to death. Now excommunicated, Alexander Anderson must learn to live among the members of the Hellsing Organisation. Alternative pairings warning. Manga Set.