Live and let die.

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Based on a speech by Hillare Bellock

I like to read my self to sleep at night.

A thing that every honest man has done

It is said

But not as a thing he usually does.

Now I for the last three blessed years of life

Have never missed a night,

And what I need,

To buck me up,

Is sonic fanfiction!

The only fanfiction I regularly read.

The uhh Yu-gi-oh abridged series

Is wet and stogy as a letter bug

The, vampire twilight fiction

Might just as well be dead

The uhh, Mario fics

Have a tortureing kind of fun,

The Dragon ball Z

Is a sort of, mary sue,

The Narutos

Are like a small, unpleasant weed.

I TAKE THEM ALL,

Because of sonic fics.

The only fanfics I regularly read.

The fanfics for harry potter, Star wars...Kirby

Are things I could have written

On my head.

So are the fanfics for Star wars,

And as for fiction,

Written in the pokemonic,

I'D BURN THE BLOODY LOT!

And I am a fan!

Get me back to be with sonic fics.

The only fanfics

I regularly read.

Reader,

Have you perhaps read a book called-

Thoughts Upon the Ethos of the Affirmation Creed?!

No matter.

It is not a sonic fic.

The only fanfics I regularly read.