tikitikirevengehide bio
 Author has written 32 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, and de Blob. tikitikirevenge is: (1) Australian, (2) born in the early nineties, and (3) writes about themselves in third person. I have never deleted any of my stories from this site. (The admins did delete one, which to be fair was a bad parody - think 'My Immortal' but lazier.) There are a lot of old trashy stories on this page. Chances are that if you read anything written before '07, it's horrid. Everything else is also horrid, just not quite as much. Insomnia is still in progress, i just have slightly less time for it then i did ten years ago. (...oh god, ten years o_O) Links (newest first): - epic "Dawn of the Final Day" art scene by Starburstia - awesome Insomnia marker sketches by Sifl-Senpai - FF.net cover image adapted from a winterknight painting |
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The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,099,627 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,892 - Follows: 18,599 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Match by dabow reviews
Match. by mental Ze Meridian has a serious problem: despite the skirt, everyone seems to think she's a boy. Desperate to prove that having short hair, a bloke for a best friend, and a serious obsession with sport does not mean she's *full summary inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 336,302 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Age of Denial by Crystalicios reviews
Nana opened the door but before she left she turned around. "You know, the day I had to rescue you and we made up after everything happened, I thought you changed. But I guess you haven't. You're still the shallow, stupid person I knew you as before. You just never care about anybody but yourself, do you?" A NanaxT.Link fic
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,414 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Nana, Toon Link
The Nature of Masks by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Majora's Mask. As they rest at the inn, Tatl ends up learning something shocking about her partner.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tatl, Link - Complete
Kirby 64: Out of Darkness Comes Light by Phazon Droid reviews
The mystical power of Ripple Star's Crystal Shard attracts Dark Matter's attention. When Ripple Star comes under attack, Ribbon, the planet's last hope, escapes with her life, but the shard shattered. However, all hope is not lost. Chapter 35: The Offer
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 106,434 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
The Golden Power by DBAinsw reviews
[TP]The Golden Power is omnipotent and omniscient. Its true nature is beyond mortal ken, but only mortals can decide how it is used. Any third of it could dominate the planet, but only all three together can save it. A tale of Royalty, Gods, and a Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 319,770 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007
Free as the Wind by S.R.H. Fade reviews
Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Link
Zelda: Winds of a New Beginning by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
With Ganondorf gone and Hyrule washed away, peace has come to the Great Sea... but all is not as it seems... the gods saw more in a wish than what was said... and so a time of unexpected changes will begin...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 232,070 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Link - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Four by Hoogiman reviews
SEASON FOUR! Join eleven teams of two smashers on a race around the world! See Fox and Falcon, the party boys! See Marth and Squirtle, the human and turtle lover! See Zelda and Roy, the gold digger and diggee and see Luigi... ...Luigi's really insane.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 117,471 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
Paper Title by Lenn.n.n reviews
Zelda inquires as to the nature of the words 'Your Highness.' Impa, who harbors little love for the child under her care, just wants to go to bed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Zelda, Impa - Complete
Just Another Mask by apoplastic reviews
But sometimes the mask slips, even for us who’ve mastered the art. Maybe it’s at dawn, when you hear the Takkuri crowing, or at midday in the busy market streets, or at night, when the last rays of the sun slip below the horizon." MM based drabble. R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Potential of Man and Moblin by karkashan reviews
LoZ: In which the Moblin King, the Emperor of Malice Ganon IV, converses with a young princeling who dares to challenge his rule. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Game Within the Game by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
Let me explain further, then, for those of you who are not the Doctor. I am sure he has figured it out already. The object of the game we are playing is to obtain the name of your opponent. The Doctor, his daughter, Torchwood, and a mysterious enemy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,695 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Seven Years Gone by Charity Errs reviews
Seven years have past and Link must adjust to his new life, new mission, and new body.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Link - Complete
Interim: A Vigil and a Dream by Muriel Candytuft reviews
After rescuing Colin, Link has to face his doubts and fears about continuing to the Goron Mines. My first Zelda fic and hopefully Part One of the possible Interim series!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Link, Farore - Complete
Silent Night by Kammymoku reviews
A short blurb about Zelda and Ganondorf. I wouldn't really call it a story, but a scene. Please, read on.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Zelda, Ganondorf
The Legend of Zelda: The Scepter of Darkness by Jaidyn Reiman reviews
5 years after arriving in Termina, Link returns to Hyrule and finds that 20 years have passed. He learns of a new evil, accidentally released by Saria, and they set out with new friends to bring back the light. R&R. Salink. Final chapter online. Now with cover logo!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 140,870 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Link, Saria, Zelda, Navi - Complete
Belief And Other Valuable Things by Nanimonaimono reviews
In Jeff's opinion, prayer may be an useful ability in battle, but hardly appropiate in war. Scientifical facts, though, could tell him that there's a small percentage of exception in everything. // Chosen Four-centric.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Jeff, Paula - Complete
I Believe by Shadowhawke reviews
After weaving such a skillful dance around each other, what do they have left when he takes the path of her Father? Why, honesty, truth, and the beginning of an epic. Elika and the Prince after the end, oneshot with spoilers.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Days Don't Matter Anymore by Shadsie reviews
MM. Tatl hated the sky, washed in red as though it were bleeding. She did not remember much from the last several days, only that she was searching for Tael in the devestation. She floated toward the pitful weeping she heard, the lament of a lost child.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Tatl, Link - Complete
The Things That Cannot Be Fought by Paper Bear reviews
After witnessing Hyrule's fall from glory, Malon takes it upon herself to aid the kingdom in its darkest times. What happens when her fate becomes entangled with the Hero of Time? A Link and Malon story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Malon, Link
The Smashy Amazing Race: Season Three by Hoogiman reviews
FINISHED! WINNERS INSIDE! Watch the Smashers compete on a wacky race around the world! Meet Fox, the world's worst romantic, Falco, the world's most sexually confused and Jigglypuff, the world's worst romantic partner! WHO WILL WIN? READ OR DIE.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 162,210 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Case of the Mystery by ACT II reviews
Having a Welcoming party at DeDeDe's castle, the Smashers soon go on a quest for an evil deed doer, simultaniously being the target of a dark force. Will they figure out the truth combining the horror of it all? FINISHED
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
How Daphnes Nohausen Hyrule Got His Name by Superglue reviews
Let's face it, someone had to be out of their mind when they came up with that name.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sálin Hetju by Sirius Betelgeuse reviews
“What sort of talk is that?” Rauru said, fixing his gaze on him. “You think that you can forget all you've done and where your true destiny lies? You have strayed far if that is what you think.”
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Masquerade by Hylian Shadow reviews
Post Majora's Mask. Link's masks are more than just tools. Tools don't have memories or desires.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Link, Fierce Deity - Complete
Hero by Karama9 reviews
1500 years ago, Ganon won. Unbeknownst to most of the population of Hyrule, the Demon still rules. Update: there is a sequel in progress to this story, called Moving On. Please check it out if you liked Hero!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,642 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Wet Season! by ACT II reviews
Lol 'Smashers' Lives' trendy story!1 It's all watery! XOMG READ NOW AND REVIEW PLZ. Finished.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
The One Who Manipulated the Goddesses by DMM reviews
It's been four years since the defeat of Majora's Mask and Link is still searching for his lost friend. All is not well in this new land, though. Troubles with megalomaniacs, power hungry conspirators, and a secretive wizard bring the land closer to war.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Link, Navi
In Media Res by Die Schildkroten reviews
A surreal followup to the ending of Twilight Princess. Two decades later, Link returns to the Twilight. But something has happened.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Link - Complete
Unrequited Love by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! They don't know it, but the Smashers are trapped in a gigantic circle of unrequited love. Chapter Nine: Things get physical between Fox, Falcon and the fairies.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race by Hoogiman reviews
Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,011 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Wolfsbane by Twilight Stallion reviews
Link begins to live his life in secret, a human by day and a wolf by night. As man and beast become one, his mind is afflicted with impure thoughts of violence. Can he keep his sanity while protecting his darkest secret? Or will his village be in danger?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,503 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Link - Complete
Angel in the Battle by Cowpie Surprise reviews
[SSBB] [COMPLETE] How Pit tries to fit in with the other Smashers. Based off of the preview and some background info, so it's not perfect. I FINALLY updated. Please put your gun away...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,586 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Peach Viewer Mail by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
Not the Final Goodbye by shandulah84 reviews
Post Twilight Princess Not all of Hyrule's people can rejoice in the defeat of the dark lord. Link is forced to face the memories once again of one year as he receives an unexpected surprise. LinkxMidna oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007
Prophecy by Die Schildkroten reviews
Zelda moves to modernize Hyrule, Link is caught in between his principles and his loyalties, and Midna races to uncover the secret of Link's dreams as war looms on the horizon. Sequel to Cincinnatus, final arc of the Moments trilogy. Spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Link
How to Survive Boredom by Lady Chitose reviews
This is the ultimate Smasher guide to boredom...and pretty much everything else. From overindulging in cookies to terrorizing children to prank phone calls, you'll find some useless tips and possibly learn a lesson or two.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005
Jigglypuff And The Candy Factory by ACT II reviews
Jigglypuff invites the other Smashers to her famous candy factory! But little do they know what she has in store for them... I guess. Might not be updated again...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Jigglypuff
The Obsessive Smashers Show! by Hoogiman reviews
When the Smashers are not fighting, see them in their worst states! See all of their obsessive behaviours, and shocking secrets in this reveal all documentary! Episode Six: Roy is a fraudster, and forges medical degrees!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006
Snake's Quest for Inner Fulfilment by Hoogiman reviews
Join Snake on his quest to find Inner Fulfilment, body by body.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
Link Gets A Job by Gooey reviews
Don't read this. You'll regret it. See? I told you... WAFFLES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007
Princess Roy by Kinomoto-san reviews
Peach tells Pichu a bed time story, and Roy isn't too happy with the result...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
Moments by Die Schildkroten reviews
A series of moments after the end of Twilight Princess, beginning with a heavily revised version of the canon ending. Link x Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Link - Complete
Cincinnatus by Die Schildkroten reviews
A new threat to Hyrule challenges Link's loyalty to the kingdom. Link x Midna, sequal to Moments. Some spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,527 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Link - Complete
Worthless Beast by Digital Skitty reviews
Link and Midna have a fight, resulting in them separating. But when Link gets attacked by the only monsters he can't fend off without help, what will Midna do?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
One Moment by Psydon reviews
Ganondorf's thoughts on the Super Smash Bros. tournament, his own part in it, and his demise at the hand and Arm Cannon of Samus Aran. This is my first story submitted to this site, so if the rating is incorrect I apologize. It was either this or K.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
No Such Counsel by Guardian1 reviews
After Twilight Princess. Dogs wait forever: Midna and Link, with Zelda bearing the brunt. Oneshot, spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link - Complete
Kirby's Picnic! by Gooey reviews
The chapters are short, but I'll update reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely fast. It's about a picnic organised by Kirby and Rick.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006
Constraint by Soulhunger reviews
This fan fiction is missing a crucial part. Can you spot it?
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2006
Beginning of the End? by Zerodius reviews
What if Nightmare was not the true brain behind the NME? What if a greater force remained hidden, leading the operations from behind the scenes? How will this force react when it finds out Nightmare was beaten up by a kid?
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
…Innocence fell over by joebthegreat reviews
So yeah... like... the loss of innocence in our time or something... and like... that's cuz it fell over... or something... like... this... like... discribes... like... innocence... and... like... it's totally deep... and totally kewl... ONE SHOT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
…The SSB ABC 123s! by joebthegreat reviews
ITS FOR KIDS! READ IT! IT HAS BLOOD! SO IT MUST BE GOOD FOR KIDS! KIDS! KIDS! ITS VERY POLITICALLY CORRECT AND FOR THE KIDS! THE KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE! LETS HELP THE KIDS! YAY! OK... it's got a high rating... but... well...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Who puts a bubble machine inside a mountain? by Hiho reviews
Who built the bubble machine, exactly? Written because there's only one story in this category and it looked lonely.
Zoombinis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
War of the worlds by Gooey reviews
A story about how the smashers all turn in on each other. Did I mention it has nothing to do with war of the worlds, the movie?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy! by Hoogiman reviews
The Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON’T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Patchy Game! by Hoogiman reviews
By Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Floodwater by Hoogiman reviews
[Fiveparter, updated daily] The world is flooding. The water is infected, and those who touch it become homicidal. As the poisoned water rises, and many die without explanation, survival will be difficult.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
…Stupid Out of Character Writers! by joebthegreat reviews
This is such a parody that it's hardly even funny anymore! Honestly... Things are about as insane in this humor story as they are in almost every SSBM humor story being made these days. How hilarious... R&R AND LOLZ DONT FLAM LOLZ FUNNEH CUZ LINK AND MA
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Fun at the Hotel Hedonist by that one little guy reviews
Ribbon is getting obsessed over finding Crystal Shards, so the gang gets her a stay at a resort hotel so she can relax, and it works. . . a little too well. COMPLETE!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Fox for Mayor! by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
ZOMG SCHKOOL by Hoogiman reviews
THE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
Seppuku no You Arinsan by Hoogiman reviews
CHAP. 2 UP! Marth, Link, Donkey Kong, Bowser and Kirby enter a possibly lifethreatening Japanese Game Show, which involves CROSSING VOLCANOES ON TIGHTROPES! However, as Young Link, Ness and the Pokemon hear about the news, they also enter! OH! THE DRAMA!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
EarthBound: The Perpetual Adventures by John McKeenan reviews
It's not just that they have to clean up the mess Giygas's invasion left...it's that they have to be teenagers while they're at it. Rated T for very strong language, adult content, mild violence. See reviews for Author's Notes. CHAPTER 8 FIXED.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,873 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 4/8/2003
ZOMG PIT by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
The Luigi Gardening Show by Hoogiman reviews
Join Luigi as he gives his professional tips and tricks about gardening!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2006
…A Songfic Gone Horribly Wrong… by joebthegreat reviews
Well... it would be your typical dramatic poem with people doing stuff in the background... but stuff happens... right? Rated R for Random and T for Tuberculosis.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Parody – the Story by Hoogiman reviews
A general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
Samus and Ridley Sitting in a Tree by Eyes5 reviews
Exploring the canon and continuity, or lack thereof, in Metroid.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
When Smashers Quit by Hoogiman reviews
What happens when smashers quit? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. That's how boring this story is. But Link and Falco and Mewtwo have exciting adventures AFTER they quit. Now, that's exciting. Yeah. R&R. [Discontinued]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Dancing Shoes by Lemurian-Girl reviews
Alone and abandoned, with no money and a little brother to care for, Tethys would have never survived, had she not seen that one dancer on the street corner. oneshot
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Tethys, Ewan - Complete
Ping Pong Peach by Hoogiman reviews
Peach enters a Ping Pong tournament. Chaos ensues.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
The Greatest ActionAdventure Story with a bit of by Dragon's Return reviews
Angst and Romance Ever! Some of the more 'forgotten' Smash Brothers decicde to write their own story. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Might aswell put this for you very closeminded people: SILLY Yaoi Warning.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Tribulations by KungPowKitty reviews
How to describe this... Basically, I'm going to throw as much bad situations as I can at the Incredibles. Example? Bob can't find a job for starters. And how about the Underminer making a general mess of Vi's date with Tony? And that's just the beginning!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,668 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
…Ihath loved thee eversomuch since thine day by joebthegreat reviews
OMG IT'S SO ROMANTIC AND YOU'LL CRY AND YEA AND COOL AND WOW AND I LOVE THIS AND R&R AND I'LL SEND LITTLE NACHO CHILDREN TO EAT YOU! AND ITS A ONESHOT BUT DONT HATE ME CAUSE OF THAT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
A Smashy Amazing Race by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! With all teams neckandneck, quick fire from Falcon and Donkey Kong takes them to the lead. However, Peach and Bowser manage to creep to second place, and with a dead heat at the last clue, it will be closer than ever. Who will win?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,197 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Metroid: Sold Out by No Laughing Matter reviews
A retired, seventy something Samus Aran creates a popular weapons chain to continue paying her bills.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/24/2005
Project Nevaria by Lemurian-Girl reviews
Sequel to Rediscovery. Chap seven: 'And that’s why I want to come clean to you. I have something to confess. Samus, your father wasn’t ' Static erupted over the line, cutting off her revelation.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005
Samus Aran: Bounty Hunter by Authraw reviews
Sequel to The Hatchling. Samus Aran starts a new life within the Galactic Federation. Can she succeed as a bounty hunter?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
Rediscovery by Lemurian-Girl reviews
A physchiotic villian.A tormented soul.A mysterious double agent. A secret that has laid dormant for over twenty years...since the destruction of K2L. Samus get unwillingly thrown into the mix of intrigue and family secrets while her own past is revealed.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,185 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Starfox: Phoenix from the Ashes by Destructor reviews
A not so simple retelling of a simple story: What exactly happened during the original war between the Starfox team and Andross? Now finished!
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 307,355 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Fox M., Fara P. - Complete
A Random Congregation by Nota Lone reviews
This is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&R
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
It All Started with a Note by Nota Lone reviews
[founders era] Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005
Through the eyes of a Soldier by Thinkmaster reviews
While Exeter and Samus are held at gunpoint by her renegade ship, another threat orbits in space.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
Echoes of the Future by Fox MC reviews
PostSFA story centered around Fox and Krystal. A doomed planet, a strange energy, an unknown enemy, and the only thing that can save them...is each other.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 301,816 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Fox M., Krystal - Complete
The Hatchling by Authraw reviews
COMPLETE! The true story about Samus Aran’s past. Rated for safety. Previous knowledge about Metroid not necessary.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
A Boy, A Girl, and A Crazed Fairy by Nota Lone reviews
The Fowl Manor is recieving a visitor, an American foregin exchange student. If that wasn't enough, Root's brother escapes his cell. Artemis is needed and visitor is taken along for the ride.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
Gulls, Sand, and Hot Dogs Oh My! by ShadowSong StarGlaive The Wolf reviews
The Super Smash Brothers are sentanced to a week... at the beach! What horrors shall await them?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
The Super Odd Smash Tournament by Goldenyoshi-san reviews
This fic shows what kind of funny thoughts run through the heads of our favorite characters as they fight against each other...inside and outside of the arena. Unfinished
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005
Drops of Blood by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
This story is very dark and full of darkness. And blood, so the title is quite apt.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005 - King Dedede, Escargon
Tears In Heaven by PerfectPinkWater reviews
[ONE SHOT] Sometimes, the things we do feel like they aren't enough... We think about what might've happened if plans had gone differently. Rated for blood, violence, and misguided thoughts.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Why us? Sue of course! by Dormant-Psycho reviews
This is a little story designed to showcase the 'wonders' of Suedom. I have a general idea that some of you lot may know what a Sue is. Even if you don't, this story should give you a laugh. Try it, you might like what you see!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
Super Smash Spies by EvilTomato reviews
The Smashers work as government agents, doing everything from washing cars to sneaking into buildings! Randomness and the Mission Impossible theme abound!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004
Hoshi No Kirby: Betrayal by EDreams reviews
UPDATED: Part 23 (Chapter 24) is up! SUMMARY: Dead? Me? No way. Meta Knight attacks! RATED: PG-13 for more-than-mild vocabulary, violence, and scary scenes.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
Hiding by ChisteryOne reviews
Incredible or Parr, Violet reflects on what it means to be Super. [Back To Basics]
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Coping with life by Caelice reviews
One of The Incredibles joins a group of Super Villains. Which one?
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Complete
The perfect christmas by Hoogiman reviews
A perfect smasher's christmas, with a bit of a twist. Warning: Slapstick Violence
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Random stuff happens by Hoogiman reviews
I guess random stuff happens. Jigglypuff turns into Cupid Jigglypuff, while Falcon goes crazy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
The Dreamland Story firstdraft by GameTrekker reviews
This is the original version of my Kirby epic, my own interpretation of the Kirby universe from years ago. The revised edition, written years later when I got much better at writing, will unfortunately never be completed, so I don't blame you if you want to look at this one.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 140,168 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Falcon, the dark spirit by Hoogiman reviews
Falcon turns evil for strange reasons at the cinema. Because of weird stuff in his popcorn. Last chapter up?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
The Commune by Shinan reviews
This is the story of a game of Tetris from someone's point of view. It was made as an experiment to see if I could bring in some kind of narrative to Tetris.
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004
Stars by Ivyna J. Spyder reviews
Something was calling to him.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Kirby, Meta-Knight
Sincerely by Mirei E.C reviews
...There was a risk to this caper she had never taken before. Carmen Sandiego was about to make the most daring and original move of her career.
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Complete
THE MOST EVIL PLAN OF LORD VOLDEMORT! by Kat097 reviews
Lord voldemort has a new evil plan to destroy Harry Potter. He will send his newest Deather - a hurricane, a devestating monster! How will Harry, Ron and Hermione get out of this one?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Voldemort - Complete
The Evolution of Jubilee by Mara Greengrass reviews
A school field trip to a museum turns into a crusade for Jubilee.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2002
The Crystal of Ripple Star by Marie The Crocheter reviews
This is an old fanfic I wrote, kind of like a novelization of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2002
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Insomnia reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
untitled navi tatl reviews
In which Navi and Tatl meet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Navi, Tatl
Girl and Wolf reviews
Oneshot. The girl's eyes flit from shadow to empty shadow. Nothing moves. Nothing in Ordon has moved at night for months.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
DB 606 reviews
Five varied pieces of amateur poetry. Sonnets, haikus, rap battles, and more!
de Blob - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Extinction Quotient reviews
A man tries to escape Death herself.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009
Back of the Bar reviews
TP. Concerning four characters who weren't as well explored as they deserved to be. Ashei, Auru, Rusl and Shad played as much of a part as any in this chapter of Hyrule's history. Eventual spoilers, obviously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,947 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Food Talk with Kirby! reviews
Kirby, a food critic? Oh, how hilarious I am. NOTE: rated for explicit language like "go jump in a lake and die" and explicit violence like jumping in a lake and dying. READ AND REVIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK, PEOPLE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Atheists in foxholes reviews
Oneshot. What kinds of stories do cornered soldiers tell?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Evil's Bane reviews
Long in Hyrule's past, the Master Sword was forged by human hands. This is that story and others: how people from all walks of life changed history.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,599 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Winter Days reviews
It's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL reviews
Midna is worse than Sonic, Midna is ugly, Midna is a stupid name, Midna is the worst Zelda character ever, Midna ate my dog, Midna is way overpowered, Midna made TP suck, and therefore MIDNA MUST NOT BE IN BRAWL. It's slightly random. Slightly. R&R.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
25 reviews
Everybody dies – 25 people are about to discover how mortal they are. Comedy, evil, and tragedy come together. Who will be killed? Who is the killer? They know it’s one of them…
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue Millionth Anniversary! reviews
A new Smasher arrives. Woah. She is hot and Marth and Link like her. Original. She can't fight but she has purple eyes. Zomgtehcool. ITS A SERIOUS STORY NOT A PARODY STOP SO CALLING IT FUNNY, U FLAMERS! Sixth chapter! READ AND REVIEW BEFORE IT'S DELETED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Psychosis reviews
My name is Samus Aran. This is not a diary, it is a story. This is not the story of my life, it is the story of your death.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Ultimate Weapon of the Chozo reviews
Though a peaceful people, their final legacy was one of destruction. As the war between the Pirates and the GF increases in intensity over a fabled weapon, the personal war between Aran and Ridley becomes deadly.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,349 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006
Antimatter reviews
The real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real story behind Kirby's Dreamland 3! Please read and review. Discontinued due to incredible old age.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box reviews
Kirby and Pikachu are great friends, albeit with dangerously lucid imaginations. Join them on their adventures around a… well… cardboard box. Discontinued.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits reviews
They don't fight crime, they… actually, I have no idea. But can they maintain their secret identities while… you know what? Just read the stupid story. And review. Reviews are good.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING STATUE reviews
OH MY GAWD THIS STORY IS SO TOTALLY SERIOUS I COAUTHORED IT WITH HOOGI OMG IM WRITING IN CAPITALS AND NOT USING PUNCTUATION DONT THAT MAKE ME LEET? Oops... question mark.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
omg! T3H TYP1CAL SUPR SMASH 13R05 T0URNM3NT ST0RY reviews
Oh no, oh no, the Smash Bros. are caught in Master Hand's plot to make this typically terrible and illogical story get lots of positive feedback: will they ever stop him in time? Note: this is so boring that you can read chapters out of order! R&R?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Metroid conFusion reviews
Samus returns to Zebes to find that it wasn't destroyed. Ridley plots something evil involving broccoli, while on the other side of the planet the Geemers launch a revolt! No, I don’t understand either. That's probably why it's discontinued.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
WTF? reviews
MarySue That's right Wigglytuff is the newest Smash Brother! But how will she cope with the challengers of being a Smash Brother and everyone hating her? WTFxMarth, WTFxLink, WTFxMario, WTFxEveryGuyInSSB. This is certainly not a parody, no sir.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
OMFG KAOS reviews
By me and hoogi. Master Hand makes all the Smash Brothers kill each other. The end. Woo. Read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Kirby's Live Magic Show! reviews
Kirby 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
The Meta Knight and Wario Reject Show! reviews
[SSBB] Meta Knight and Wario start a Tv show where they moan about how they don't appear in SSBB fics. Then they die in an angsty way. The end. Read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Dr Weirdlove reviews
or, 'How I learnt to stop worrying and love the romance fic'. ZeldaxDK! AdelinexPaula! Dark MatterxMewtwo! KirbyxPeach! AndrossxM. Brain! Read and review, this is HUMOUR, etc. [Oh, and it's discontinued... for fairly obvious reasons. Like quality.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Light and Dark reviews
A collection of vaguely related, light hearted drabbles about the events in Amazing Mirror. Warning: trace elements of light humour. Consider yourself warned. Read and review. Three word sentence. Pop.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Autumn Days reviews
The Smashers are trapped in the house! The perpetrator of evilishness is revealed! The universe is collapsing! WILL I EVER GIVE THIS STORY A RESOLUTION? Hint: complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
The Apple Tree War reviews
A comedy of apples.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Hercule Poirot's Christmas reviews
Finally! It's over! I'm not writing for HPC any more! Ever! Or ever! That's never! I bet you want me to shut up! Well I won't! Or will I? Read this story! Ignore the bad writing! And the exclamation marks!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Summer Days reviews
The Smashers all spontaneously combust. CHAPTER 7 NOW UP: Mario and Bowser face each other in a super climax. Its kewl. l33t w00t w00t SOnic iS in It!111 lol :o
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
How to write an OC Story reviews
If you wish to write an XMen fanfiction with an OC, follow these guidelines to make it as lame as possible. NEW CHAPTER I know the whole sort by update thing makes it obvious, but...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Complete
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