Hi All!

PLEASE READ MY STORY AND REVIEW!!

Oh!

I'd like to thank someone...

misstruthfully,

if you see this msg, please write a message to me.

Thank You so much for reading and reviewing my story!!

I really appreciate it.

Your kind words in the review will keep me going.

Thank You!

Mione12345

OMG!! Exams... Exams... and MORE EXAMS...

Urgh!

Oh well...

Here is a list of "copy and paste this onto your profile" thingys.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years (or never have)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 is missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few who can honestly say that you've never been to Myspace.com, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. (I'm just like Mello when it comes to chocolate!)

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/pole, copy this into your profile.

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if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Watch out for me. I've actually done some of those things)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile and list the movie/game here: Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisinor of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you rhink those stupid kids should just give that godforsaken Trix Rabbit some goddamn Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, sailorstar165, Lunar Hikari, mangaluver34, Mione12345

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), Lunar Hikari (...I'd rather not talk about it... lol), mangaluver34 (my ass still hurts...), Mione12345 (BAKA STAIRS!!)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle. (I used to LOVE Pokemon...now, not as much...)

If you've ever wanted to go into a book & strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile!

If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile!

If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Silly Bee, Crazy About Harry Potter, Toe-Jam-Stuff Crazy Psycho Book Freak, Bad Wolf Jr, Faded Feathers,The Scarlet Pumpernickel, To-Remember-Me-By, mangaluver34, Mione12345

If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Shadowxwolf, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, Bad Wolf Jr, Faded Feathers,The Scarlet Pumpernickel, To-Remember-Me-By, mangaluver34, Mione12345

If you hear bits off TV shows or Movies in your head but don't know whether its on a nearby TV or in your head put this on your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN A LOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think saucepans would make good ninja weapons, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens, copy & paste this to your profile. (Go Sasuke!!)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have hit and/or bitten someone for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you're hopelessly in love with someone who doesn't exist, (such as a book character or an imaginary friend) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started laughing because someone walked into the room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another time and if you'd be the same as now, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Ginger Glinda, Dark Eco Angel,Dbird, To-Remember-Me-By, mangaluver34, Mione12345

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Bloody Strawberry, mangaluver34, Mione12345

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

RANDOM QUOTES: Add one and pass it on!! (Or..err...copy/paste onto your profile...)

1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
5) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
6) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
8) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.
9) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
10) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
11) Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
12) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
13) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
14) Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
15) People are like Slinky's, basically useless, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
16) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
17) Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
18 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
19) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
20) A best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!
21) "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's butt"
22) "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
23) I was lying in bed last night, staring up at the stars, and I was thinking, 'Where the HELL is my ceiling?'"

24) Singapore is a FINE country...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Cpoy and pstae itno yuor pofilre if you can raed tihs!!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking and/or thinking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Copy and paste this onto your profile if more than 10 of the above fit you! (Don't worry, I didn't fail English)

If your parents and/or siblings have ever stared at you like you're from another planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn another language really badly but just haven't gotten around to it yet, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you would test out the Death Note if you found one, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you can sing a song 4 minutes or longer in a language other than English, (or whatever you usually speak,) copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored right now copy and paste this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomeness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude!

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of girl who watches tons of horror movies without getting scared, but screams at the top of her lungs when the waffle pops out of the toaster, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.(we iz all special...)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever taken a character personality quiz and hated who you got, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are dead, copy/paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of kids have turned to pop. If you're one of the 8 percent who likes to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste this everywhere you can

If you are usually too busy writing notes, dreaming up new ideas, etc. for your fanfics to notice everyone staring at you like you are a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your playlist is 15 songs or longer, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like music from the 70s/80s, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can sometimes be sensitive about your sensitivity, copy and paste into your profile.

If you can sometimes decode those songs in which the lyrics make absolutely no sense, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever started a chain letter/email, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're impatient copy/paste this into your profile, but HURRY!!

If you use emoticons copy and past this into your profile. :-)

90 percent of girls would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a building. If you are one of the 10 percent who would be screaming "JUMP BITCH!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people consider you a nerd/dork/geek copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile never stays the same for 5 days in a row copy and paste this into your profile and update it yet again.

If you have read the "Twilight" saga and you wish you didn't, copy and paste onto your profile!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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I say BLACK
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say DISTURBED
You say PREP
I say GOTH
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say GOSSIP
I say SHUT UP I'M READING
You say FOOTBALL
I say NINJAS
You say SPANISH
I say JAPANESE
You say MAGAZINES
I say MANGA
You say MAKEUP
I say MELLO
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

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Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I looked stressed!

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day...

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

And the truth is; You could slit my throat; And with my one last gasping breath; I'd apologise; For Bleeding On Your Shirt!"

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you."

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but only best friends poke you with straws.

True friends means: You cry, I cry. You fight, I fight. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddleboat and save your stupid ass.

If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be the idiot at the bottom trying to catch them all.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

"Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?"

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?