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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I'm a 30-something mother of two in the UK who met fellow Twilight obsessives on t'internet. Inspired by their writings, I got a story in my head that I wanted to get down. I'm not a great writer, Hell I'm not even a very good writer but it's a lot of fun. You can thank (or berate) the TSA-collective for inspiring, supporting and encouraging me in this little tale. Oh, and I heart Jasper. Just in case y'all didn't know. Kiss the Rain Chapter 6 - Song line is from "You're All I Have" by Snow Patrol. My 'Jasper' song. See it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8AQPGKcZOk&ob=av2nm I am hugely excited and honoured that Kiss the Rain has been nominated for a Vampie Award! Bloody brilliant, indeed! There are some awesome writers and fics nominated so click on over to http:// twificpics (dot) com /vampawards/ , have a read of at least some (there are something like 140 nominees in total) and vote for your favourites. Kiss the Rain has been featured in Twilight Awards Under the Radar feature. They gave me a banner: Woohoo! |
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Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Unscripted by Domysticated reviews
Bella wanted nothing more than to run with the Cullens; Jasper couldn't wait to run away from his family. A simple story about growing up and finding what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BellaxJasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Going Under for the Third Time by busymommy reviews
Jasper is a surf bum trying to escape his past, Bella is a graduate student trying to find her future. Will a chance meeting during a surf tournament pull them under for the last time? AH/AU/non-Canon/ rated M for lemons, language, themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,268 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Drenched by MizzHyde reviews
Drenched: A Song in 36 verses. Here comes the rain again / falling from the stars / drenched in my pain again / becoming who we are. AH / Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Nowhere Left to Run by Spirare reviews
After 5 years on the run, Bella's past catches up to her. AU OOC Bella/Jasper/Peter/Char Rated M for language and other naughty things to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,044 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4612 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Enemies To Lovers by multicolouredeyes reviews
Jasper reflects upon the development of his relationship with Paul as the battle against the Volturi approaches. Entry for the Slash Backslash 2.0 One-shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jasper, Paul - Complete
A fleeting escape by Vani88 reviews
*Won Honorable mention in the Best Domination Ever Contest* Post-BD: Bella and Edward are married. She was changed after the honeymoon but craves more than Edward can give her. Her deepest, darkest needs are met by another one of the Cullen men. Domsper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Love Will Lead Us by LyricalKris reviews
They had one perfect day together before they thought they lost each other forever. What happens when the love of her life reappears at exactly the wrong time? When you don't have a choice in who you love, how do you know what to do? E/B, Jas/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,654 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
The First Breath by ElleCC reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Broken Fairytale by Reijilie reviews
Our home belonged to them, the men who watched us as pieces of meat, slowly taking a part of our souls with them every time they did up their belt buckles- An angst filled oneshot. Leah/Jasper. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
Love Will Keep Us There by cullen818 reviews
Newborn Bella is experiencing things that no vampire should.Something is terribly wrong, but what? STORY CONTAINS MATURE/DARK/ANGST. DON'T READ if that's not your thing. Sequel to Fate Has Brought Us Here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove reviews
SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Kiss the Rain reviews
Bella arrives in Forks after the Cullens have left. Seven years later they're back. She meets one of the Cullen brothers while trying to heal after Jacob leaves her broken-hearted and depres. Can he help her recover? And why does he hate Jacob so much?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,457 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Jasper, Bella