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Name: Alex

Age: 14

Birth: May 5

Bio: I'm bipolar? I'm quiet and shy. But loud and bold. I think thats it... uh I'm a girl.

I lived my life on the lonely side
A heart full of pain
Not afraid to cry
Every tear that falls
Is a good memory throughn away
When I'm angry I hold it in
So people can trust me again
I keep quiet 'cause I got dignity
Just to walk away
Not stupid to add shit to the fire
Letting words pass me
My face unfazed
Words like ice
Just melting away... //3//

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (i think?)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. ("in
love")
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (not TOTALLY)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. ( it depends...xD which...underclothes
im wearin)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (TOTALLY STRAIGHT THOUGH xD)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (HEY!!! D: )
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (rofl...true true)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (ohdamn)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (but i dont...i believe he
was an awesome person)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (i just learned that!!! :D i
am part mexican!! :O)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (i only like it hard. ;-; don't
even...)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy (i never said i couldnt hurt you.
._." lol i wouldnt though)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (not
even!!!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (manga count?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (i wish i was on one right now...*-*)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (-cries-)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (lol...im jk)

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One Heart

Horrible Condition

Will Take anything for it

Just cut it out my chest

And End This Suffering

True Loves kiss...

Fuck That Bullshit!

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...swish!...

You Know Nothing About Me By Me

You think you know something
But you know nothing

You think you know all the shit
And dirt
But let me tell you something

All them bitches in the world
Who assume they know me
Are just haters
Cause they wanna be me

You think you know me
Like the back of my hand

But when I come up to you
You speechless and you scram

I'm tired of all the bitches
Who think they know me

I'm tired of all the people
Who talk about me

I'm tired of all the mothers
Who think they care about me

I'm tired of all the bitches
Who who think they tough
But there fake

You think you know me?
You know nothing about
Bitches step off
And go back to your seat

Cause all them bitches don't shit about me

...swish!...

Couple Characters

SasuSaku- Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno (ahem uchiha)

SasoSaku- Sasori and Sakura

SasoDei-Sasori and Deidara

NaruHina- Naruto Uzamaki and Hinata Hyugga

ShikaIno- Shikamaru Nara and Ino Yamanaka

ShaAmy- Shadow The unlimate life form and Amy Rose

I'm black, belive or not

I'm bipolar, really?

I got issues, I know that

I'm utterly bored, Can't see that can I?

I hate my life, Nooooow we are on the same page

XD, Now you lost me

Pout, Shut...The fuck up

Lalalalalalal XD XP X3

My name is Alex... Whats your name?

Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up 10 mins ago?

Heehee! XD

Just shut up

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~swish!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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